Things I Learned At The 2018 MR Meet

We take flushing toilets for granted.  Poo pot to the rescue.

WHO THE FUCK IS MYSTERY POOPER #2?

(Metal clang sound...)  Spike break the doorhandle again?

1 shot, 2 shot, 20 shot floor.

Klanks dainty little pillow attracts vomit like flies on shit.

When the stars align properly, the skys will open up and rain down upon Syn and Kerrys bedroom.  If they don't, its just an overflowing toilet.

Heavily chlorinated hot tub turns black underwear brown.  I can now shit myself and no one would even notice.   (smiles creepily)

Tonight on 20/20, what you don't know about _________ will kill you.  Tonight on 20/20, what you don't know about _________ will kill you.  Tonight on 20/20, what you don't know about _________ will kill you.  Tonight on 20/20, what you don't know about _________ will kill you.  Tonight on 20/20, what you don't know about _________ will kill you.  Tonight on 20/20, what you don't know about _________ will kill you.  Tonight on 20/20, what you don't know about _________ will kill you.

Jen is a motherfucking princess and will only poop in 5 star bathrooms located at upscale wawas.

Isabella's bag of fun can knock out a full grown elephant.  Twice.