A man walks past you, he is smoking a fine cigar and you are tempted by the smell, the man grabs a nearby milk crate, stand on it, you walk towards him as a small crowd appears

"Ladies and Gentlemen, i see you all, walking around these streets, smoking your fine cigars, however, where do you buy them from?"

The crowd look at each other trying to remember when they last bought a cigar rather than robbed a truck full

"Therefore i propose to you, to come to Detroit and visit "Anoxia's Addictions". Here we have the finest selection of cigarettes, cigars and tobacco's for all of your smoking needs.

Every Mafioso from Gangster to Godfather wants to show off their wealth with a fine cigar collection, from my store you can buy everything you want from cheap cigarettes, to special edition cigars, all arranged by size, so you can get that perfect cigar feel

Have you ever smaoked a cigar and felt it is a bit stale? Then buy one of my high quality Humidor's to keep your cigars to the high quality you expect.

If you just need to get through the day satisfying your nicotine addiction, we have cigarettes from $6.49 for twenty, or splash your cash with my speciality products"

Anoxia steps down from the crate, and hands out some Montecristo Grand Edmundo cigars to the crowd

Anoxia takes to the crate once more

"I apologise to all my fellow mafiosos, when i said $6.49, i was out of my mind! smoking too many cubans possibly, prices start at $1.99 for 20 cigarettes

Thankyou for your patience and time taken to listern to me"

Anoxia gets down from the crate but hangs around to take any questions

SINGERRROURKE listens to anoxia talk about his new business.

Brother man i will go visit you there. Listen do you have a room where i could just kick back and smoke Cigars?

I've always been a fan of a stogie or two, so I will be sure to stop by.

:Kramer pulls anoxia aside:

Incidentally, if you are interested, I know of a way to acquire a steady source of Cubans.  I'd be happy to join in your venture.

Anoxia puts his hand on SINGERROURKE's shoulder

For you my friend, i can organise anything, i will clear out that old kitchen and get some nice comfy chairs to smarten the place up.

As anoxia shankes hands with Singer, he is pulled to the side and spoken too by Cosmo_Kramer

I would be very interested if you can get me some cubans,  Bring the cubans to my shop and we will discuss it there.

Listened to Anoxia somewhere in the back

well well, nice job! But do you also sell a smoke for fine ladies?

Anoxia replies to Solara, " I personally think a nice slim cigar like a Davidoff No. 1 or Davidoff Tubo would suit you nicely, unless its a cuban your looking for then a Bolivar Royals Corona's is only 20 gague, its the worlds smallest cuban cigar, why dont you come down to my store and possibly we can cut some sort of deal?"

Anoxia returns to where he once stood to announce to the crowd once again.

"I stand in my shop, day by day, and i think to myself, why do people not come and visit my shop, it is a very nice shop that is layed out well with everything you could want, even a room to relax in and try the merchandise. So i put it to you, to take 1 minute of your time while you are in detroit, and to please visit Anoxia's Addictions"

Anoxia returns to where he once stood to announce to the crowd once again.

"I stand in my shop, day by day, and i think to myself, why do people not come and visit my shop, it is a very nice shop that is layed out well with everything you could want, even a room to relax in and try the merchandise. So i put it to you, to take 1 minute of your time while you are in detroit, and to please visit Anoxia's Addictions"

Walking down the street, MagneticMan see's anoxia just finishing off his speech, he thinks to himself anoxia must have some sort of amnesia as he repeats himself!

"Anoxia, my good friend, i have been to your shop, it is magnificent, the best around"

Lighting up the cigar anoxia gave him, MagneticMan inhales the smoke, blowing it out in a think cloud of sweet smelling tabacco

"If anyone wants to get there, just jump on the plane with me to Detroit"