The night was young, Mafioso's stirred the street like any other night, except this night was different. Something about the people in the cities just wasn't right. So Richard took matters into his own hands and began documenting the evening

"Take that you son of a bitch!" rico screamed as he threw a watermelon from the third floor fire escape entrance landing next to Vectors feet.

"Nice throw jackass, but you missed!" laughing Vector took off around the corner out of sight.

"What the hell is happening?" I asked myself.

Suddenly, out of nowhere donuts flew over my right shoulder and the screeching sounds of anger rang through the night. Spinning around I saw SpuffWaffle throwing what else? Waffles. Spuff was cocking back with each throw ensuring precision as one of the waffles flew rapidly over the courtyard across the street smacking Hulk in the face.

"You won't like me when I'm anger," Hulk hollered.

Looking around Hulk spots a Tuna Casserole at a vendors setup just laying out. With three skips and a leap he snatched the casserole off the cart and with a quick snap of the wrist he sent it sailing across the street just missing SpuffWaffle.

"SON OF A BITCH!" CharlieCroker yelled stepping out the bakery covered in tuna.

Bound for redemption Charlie darted back into the bakery, soon emerging with a large loaf of fresh bread. Seeing anoxia attempting to hide behind a car at the corner of the intersection, he approaches silently from his rear. By Charlies surprise, anoxia jumps up, does a three sixty twist while holding out a Twinkie which caught Charlie under the chin. I can still replay the image of cream and cake smashing just under Crokers chin and exploding like an excited school boy at his first school dance. White cream flew everywhere as anoxia turned and made a run for it. Just as he thought he was clear Vito_theCannoli sprung out of an apartment door with what else? Cannoli. Just as Vito went to clothes line the sprinting anoxia with his favored Cannoli dish, multiple marsh ellows belted him in the back sending him hard to the ground. I looked up to see Wingz standing on the roof of a car smiling.

"How does that feel fucker?" Laughing hysterically Wingz hops off the car and springs down a sewer hole.

Then, in an instant, the streets were clear and silence fell upon the city.


Can anyone please explain to me what the fuck went on last night?

Wingz takes her marsh ellows out and starts looking around innocently.

No idea what you're talking about. I would never do something like that!

Taking a marsh ellow she aims it at Richard and throws hitting him square in the back and takes off. 

Black_Widow stares blankly at RichardWad and shakes her head.

Seems to be maybe someone might have eaten a bit too much before bed, and had a few nightmares.. She turns and walks away but pauses as she sees a bit of cream stuck to the ground, the suddenl turns and looks back at him.

Or maybe not. She gives a wicked grin and walks carefully not to mess up her shoes.

Anoxia approaces RichardWad the morning after the nights events

"Have you seen CharlieCroker today? Apparently I need to apologise to him about something last night involving a twinkie and his chin...."

Anoxia notices the marshmellow stain on RichardWad and remembers what happened last night, quickly walking away muttering to himself "Dont sniff the merchandise, the boss said never to sniff your own merchandise"

I thought maybe it was just nightmares. When I woke the following morning I was completely stressed out, things started to calm down until I found a donut hole in my shoe. Sent chills down my spine.

Must have been a nightmnare or a delusion Richard since you thought it all took place in the future. Perhaps you need to seek some help?