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"Oh no you didn't" Started by: RichardWad on Nov 12, '10 20:36

Steals the mic from TSA and stumbles to the front of the celebration to begin his rant

"Oh so you assholes think you get a say and I don't? Do you mean to tell me the King of the streets was not invited to speak? Oh nuh uh, NO YOU DIDN'T!"

Snaps his fingers and makes a funny gesture with his head

"It's my turn!"

Takes a deep breathe looks at TheDean and begins to speak with a tear rolling down his check

"Sir ever since the day I saw you in your Sunday outfit, with your suit all tucked in nice and neat, I knew you were a somebody. When I thought that I said to myself, "You know what Dick? You can be that man. You can be someone special!" So I went out and purchased a short yellow bus that I use for my drug running. You see now we can be special together!"

Smiles

"Then there was this time I had walked in on you, Whateverhernameis and the winner from my contest Katie_Murdock. How could you do such a thing? I hosted the contest in which enabled you to have such pleasures and I don't get a simple invite? Well that's fine. See who gets a fucking gift for Christmas."

takes another shot

"Oh and you know that little secret about you and TSA sharing underpants? Well I suppose it is a secret so I'll keep my mouth shut. Wouldn't want to go there now would we?"

Shivers

"In all seriousness it has been an honor serving by your side. May more years pass and may New York continue to flourish the way it has. Cheers to you Godfather Dean and to the rest of New York as today is a day of celebration for us all."

Raises his glass but the suddenly passes out and falls into Whatinthewordishername's lap. Lucky him.

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Tommygun_Johnny wipes a single tear from the corner of his eye

"That was a really beautiful speech Dick. I never knew you had it in you. I agree with you completely though. I hope TheDean will lead us until the end of time, or until he retires to Florida after a long career as a Godfather, which ever comes last."  

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"Actually Tommy, you would be shocked. I actually have a LOT in me, but I only let it be seen when I let it out. Those who are the lucky one's to have experienced it know what I mean."

Winks at Whateverherfreakingnameisagain

"Oh I'm sorry did you mean the speech sir? Why yes I do have a little bit of vocal capabilities from time to time."

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Dear Richard - you are quite the linguist - cunning even.

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"Well thank you Sal_Giaquinto. I love you too. However, I must ask we keep these type of flattery comments to minimum. Wouldn't want to make a big head any bigger, unless of course you were Alabama trying to make a living as a call-girl. Then and only then may it be a good idea."

Smiles and cheers Sal_Giaquinto

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If only those kids in grade school, the ones who called you shortie, knew the truth.

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Alright lets have it out!

 

Whose been stroking Richard again? I've been telling people not to peel him as the juice comes straight out of him like an onion.

 

It just makes you wanna cry!!

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