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You notice a little stall at the corner of the street , as you look around, and you notice a man waving you towards him and then pointing to one of the dozen crates that where positioned outside of the stall, you decide what the heck and take a seat.
Above the stall you notice a large sign saying…
Welcome to Anthony the “one of” talk show with the most oh…We have such a good line up for tonight including, poetry, balls and a celebrity guest! So stay tuned and things are all about to kick of with a large bang no doubt. Sit back. Have fun.
Welcome, welcome one and all for tonight your in for bit of heaven with our special guest Richard “The Dick” Wad, it’s ok ladies you can sit on your seats, he’s not here yet! We may also have a special appearance from Sal Giaquinto as well…
Anthony notices that all the crates have been filled up and he continues to ramble on about things that are now and things that have been. Never losing that smile that, TheSmilingAssassin taught him to use…
He looks behind a red curtain and swings his hands around you over hear him saying “Is he ready yet?!”…
Without further ado let me introduce to you RichardWad!!
You see an oddly shaped man walk out from behind the red curtains and take a seat on a special looking crate with a bit of foam padding on it and some cloth…
“Hello there RichardWad or would you prefer if I just called you Dick?” Said Anthony
“Dick works fine thank you.” Said RichardWad
“I can’t believe your here it’s amazing!” Said Anthony
Dick giggled
“I want to start of with a little survey I have done recently in the streets. I asked ten people to name the first thing they would do when they went into the shower and I want you to guess what the majority of them picked before I go any further…” Said Anthony
“I would have to say their asses?” Said Dick
“You would be wrong! I really thought you were going to say ehhh something else…” Said Anthony
We have some of them in the Audience! Would you kindly stand up and tell us your answer when I call out your name please?
McDermott?
McDermott stood up “Hair.”
Alabama?
Alabama stood up “Erm.. My hair.”
Adriana Andolini?
Adriana stood up “My hair because it’s down to my ass and takes the longest!”
Junk In The Trunk? Weird name…
Junk In The Trunk shot up “My JUNK”
“You may all sit down again, thank you all” Said Anthony
“You were wrong Dick, the majority picked hair, I guess the ass doesn‘t always get it first mate!”
Dick Grinned
“Dick, recently in the streets you have been seen talking about people who have been talking behind your back, you didn't get much response from this..
Do you think this is paranoia or have you proof that people have been talking about you behind your back. If so, has this stopped now?” Said Anthony
“I had over heard some comments that were made in regards to my activity in the streets, negative comments in which I felt needed to be addressed or at least made notice to those making the comments. Has it stopped now? I'm sure it hasn't. People will always have something negative to say about something, but the way I look at it, I have the pleasure to be noticed enough to actually bother someone. Especially something like being vocal. Do I mind? Naw, people are allowed their opinions. However, It would be more appreciated if it was made known rather then having to complain about it.
To each is own. It's no chip off my shoulder, it hasn't slowed me thus far has it?” Said Dick
“I think we should do a little quick fire round now to move things along quicker…” Said Anthony
“I will say to random things and you choose which one you would rather.” Said Anthony
Cookies or Candy?
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Cookies of course. How can you beat fresh warm succulent baked goodness?” Said Dick
Female or Male?
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Both? No just kidding... Women of course.” Said Dick
Guns or Politics?
“Guns solving political issues. Assassination for the win.” Said Dick
Whatshername or TheSmilingAssassin?
“Whateverherfreaking name is.... We have a thing. Really. Seriously. Please believe me?” Said Dick
“That’s the end of the quick fire round, I enjoyed that.” Said Anthony
“I see you mentioned Whatshernameaboutanyway.
The people all have their suspicions that something is going on between you.
Well is there? If so, how have you hidden it so well?” Said Anthony
“No of course not. Now could there be? Well Dick would like to think so. I get told, "stop thinking with your Dick and you'll be just fine." See where the issue lies?
Yeah no me either, but no there is nothing going on between us. I just stalk her changing rooms.” Said Dick
“Haha very good” Said Anthony
“If you were given the opportunity to be the godfather of a city, what rules would you instate? What goals would you aim for?” Said Anthony
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Well honestly, I can sit here and say, "Well I would implement this, and I would implement that," but the truth of the matter is, I would never know until the opportunity arises. It's much like an ordinary civilian stating if held up in a robbery what would you do? Most answers you would get, disarm the crook, do something to save the day so on so forth. In reality? Well in reality 90% of those individuals would shake and break in any scenario involving a firearm.
But to somewhat give you answer, if I was to be given a Family say tonight. Out of the blue, what would I do? Well first I would get my top Mafioso's and brainstorm ideas. I'm all about expansion and enjoying what life has to offer. Prosperity is key within a city, so I would create ways, whether be by contest or by business. I'm big on social life, as you can tell. So I would probably come up with a means of getting activity in the quiet streets. Much as I have been attempting as of late, but with a little power of persuasion, it may have a greater effect who knows. Pretty much anything I can come up with Original I would give it a go. Success comes from failure.” Said Dick
“Interesting words Dick” Said Anthony
“What do you think the future holds for Richard "Dick" Wad?” Said Anthony
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I don't know actually. This has all been one hell of a ride for myself. I wasn't suppose to make it past three days. My intentions were not to stay in this life of crime, but Gene_Hunt talked me into continuing on. Once he fell I debated on retiring, but along came Tony who also has been a great influence on my being here.
I would like to think I continue to make myself known, I would like to think maybe, just maybe, my vocal doings will have some sort of positive outcome. Maybe it becomes a revamped way of life? Or maybe it fails, but in either scenario, you'll still find me as vocal as ever. At least until my life here is over.” Said Dick
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It has been a blast Dick, I hope that we can do this again sometime.
Although before you go, I hear that you have a little poem that you wish to share with us.
Stand up there and get ready there‘s just one thing I have to do before you start..” Said Anthony
Anthony walks over to the side of the stall and picks up a paper cup with a string attached to the end, I call this invention the mobile phone he picks it up and shouts “Sal”
“Hello Anthony? This is Sal Giaquinto” Said Sal Giaquinto
“Hey Sal I just wanted to ask you a question”
“Yeah go on ahead” Said Sal Giaquinto
“Have you ever…”
Anthony drops the cup and walks over to his crate to watch Richard finish his poem
Richard stands up in front of the crown of around 12 people
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
A Dick can be handled,
but pussies can be too.
~Sink or Swim~
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