You see a man hiding in RichardWads shadow after he has made his speech and then he walks across the road and starts making one of his own…

Now we all know that Richard “Dick” Wad is doing his thing over on the other side of the street and I’m about to do my own thing. A little Competition doesn’t hurt, does it?

Now the deal is this:

Much cheaper prices
More Grammar issues
But much cheaper prices

You give me your street speech idea and I will do the work for you, the same process only not as well thought out or spoken.

Who needs to be Grammatically correct? Not me! And not you!

The Prices:

A simple speech: 250k
A competition: 350k

PS. Contact me personally if you want to get involved

Naw wuts awl this jibba-jabba nawnsaynse this ah hyer bawt sum kahnda speech imperdiman? Eyts cawlt an "ayksent" round mah parts. Naow jus cuz Ah heyd ta regrow mah beard don mean yall kin mayk fun wif mah tawkin!

Someone taps Harvey on the shoulder and explains to him in smaller words what's going on.

Aw, shewt, wha din yall teyl meh theyt furst? Naw Ah look lahk sum kahnda moran.

Anthony straightens up and listens to Harvey noticing straight away that he could be a possible customer...

You don't loook like no kinda moran around here Harvey, maybe like someone who could have been cast in forest gump, but no moran. If you ever feel like you want someone else to do your taking just call this number.

Anthony Corelli hands Harvey_Westmoreland his mobmail card