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| The Aggressive Otters | Started by: KennyRusso on Jan 25, '19 21:53 |
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It was a calm and sunny day in Detroit, KennyRusso and Stacy were having a little stroll in the park, talking about life and business, they were sitting in a bench looking at the little lake that had in the park, they were talking about ferrets and laughing of how cute they are, Stacy mentioned Ellie and Harvey and Kenny couldn't help but want to meet them in the future. They were together for a long time and Kenny started to get hungry, perhaps Stacy was too. Kenny got up from his seat and started to take a look around, he saw a lot of food stalls in the park, hot dog ones, cake, hamburger.. But he tilted his head to his left side and saw a little man driving a little ice cream cart, Kenny quickly licked and turned his attention to Stacy.
"Want some ice cream? My treat." Kenny said with a dumb smile on his face and before Stacy could reply, he grabbed her arm then ran towards the cart, forcing Stacy to run as well. When they arrived, Kenny quickly looked into the menu and grabbed his wallet, he ordered a chocolate popsicle for him and a strawberry popsicle to Stacy, he payed the man then they both walked back to their seat, eating their ice creams.
As they arrive, all of a sudden, two otters (yes, otters.) jumps on them and steals their ice cream, Kenny couldn't believe what his eyes just saw. He was robbed by a fucking otter. He screamed "HEY!" then chased the animal like crazy, he looked back at Stacy and saw that she was chasing the other otter as well. |
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The young woman ended up visiting Detroit quite often. After her home city of Chicago, it was so far at least the city, that she spent the most time in. Mostly due to the people, that she ended up getting to know there during her visits. @KennyRusso´s corner and bar were quite good places. The first one to make some easy cash by buying his products and reselling them to others and the second one to relax a bit as well as get to know some new people. After all, bars are favourite places for people to group, so not many better places. |
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| Reply by: Stacy at Jan 25, '19 21:53 | |
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As Kenny sees the otter that Stacy was chasing tackle the otter that he was chasing, he quickly opens a smile and and swiftly grabs the animal, he sure don't plan on hurting the little thing but he is a little angry because that ice cream costed 2 fucking dollars. As he have the animal in his hands, he extends his arms to make the otter stay as far away from his face as possible, the poor animal tries to escape but Kenny's grasp on him is strong, so he just gives up. Kenny takes a good look at him and sees he mumble something with his little mouth, Kenny tries to read his "lips" and the best thing that he THINKS that the otter is saying is "cheeky cunt".
"The fuck are you saying to me?" Kenny says, staring at the otter. He is laughing like crazy with the possibility that a otter can talk. All of a sudden, the otter makes a very angry face and says to Kenny: "U avin a giggle?" After that, Kenny's face go blank, he thinks to himself - "what the fuck, this otter can talk?" And the otter speaks again. "I'll bash your fukin head in" And immediately after, the otter bites Kenny hand who looses the strength of his grasp on the animal, he jumps on Kenny's shoulder and slaps him across the face like a little bitch. Kenny moves his body, making the otter fall on the ground, he quickly grabs him again and says:
"Hey! Calm down." He shakes the little thing and it seems that the otter calmed down a bit, he stares at Kenny still with a angry face, Kenny gets down on his knees and places the otter in front of him, the animal just stays there, Kenny grabs the ice cream who is full of grass and dirt, he sure won't eat that. He extends close to the otter and holds it in front of him, the animal starts eating like crazy, making some weird and cute noises, while he is eating, Kenny extends his other hand and pets him a bit, what makes the otter start to like him.
After the animal finishes eating, Kenny grabs him, this time without strength and nothing, he grabbed him like he was a cat or a puppy. He walks slowly with the otter looking for Stacy. |
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| Reply by: KennyRusso at Jan 25, '19 21:53 | |
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The woman got split up from @KennyRusso as her other still ran away after sacrificing his brother or even twin brother from the looks of it. What Kenny was up to right now she did not know, but hopefully, he is doing well. After about two minutes of chasing the otter and running after him she lost track of him but how? His path was followed all the way until now, and she can even see the prints of his paws on the grass. So this must have been the right away but where is he? |
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| Reply by: Stacy at Jan 25, '19 21:53 | |
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As Kenny sees Stacy on the park he quickly runs towards her with the otter beneath his arm. He tilts his head towards the bench with a table and she understand that he needs to have a seat. They both sit on the chair and place the otters at the table, who start fighting. Kenny quickly slaps the table to scare them, after that, they start to target his hand, both animals lunge at Kenny's right hand and starts biting it, Kenny quickly pushes both away from it then says.
"Hey! Stop, both of you." He starts petting both to see if they calm down, after some more time of fighting, they stop. Kenny smiles at them while signaling Stacy to pet the otter she captured. "You guys seems like excellent thiefs!" He adds, holding back a laugh, he has some good plans for the otters, looks at them, then looks at Stacy, smiling. Stacy knew how Kenny felt about otters, he always liked them.
"Well, I have some plans for you both, how about: Instead of stealing ice cream, you guys steal Cocaine for us?" He says, trying to look more serious as possible, the idea was ridiculous, he knew that, but if the otters would do that for him, it would be very profitable. "And if someday I get captured by the police, you guys could help me out by biting them, allowing me to escape, they won't hurt a little cute otter like you guys."
The otters seemed to agree, Kenny is pleased, he grabs the otter that he captured, looks at his face, the animal seems to like him now. "I will pay you guys with some treats and ice creams, how about that?" The otter starts to make some cute noises, it seems happy. Kenny adds: "Aren't you a cute one? I will name you TheJukera." |
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