In this thing of ours, criminal based offences are considered especially tiring. In Seattle, the dedicated detectives who provide a comfy HQ for these tired mobsters are members of an elite squad known as the Sleepy Victims Unit. These are their stories.

OFFICES OF SVU
PIONEER SQUARE, SEA
FRIDAY 1ST JANUARY

Leaving her office behind, Vicky walked along the hallways of the main headquarters once again, not to the kitchen to bake her iconic vanilla cupcakes, but, this time toward the family meeting room. It was another beautiful day at the office. And she had more news to share with her members. Of course, she wanted to keep her family in the loop with what will go down in the coming days. Things were moving. Fast. Vicky wanted to get everyone caught up. With the sun shining brightly through the glass windows, Vicky could hardly contain her excitement. She sat down, waiting for everyone to take a seat at the table and she explained the details of her announcements. 

So everyone, if you can still recall, last time we were here in this exact room, I spoke about the two new families that would be entering Seattle. It has been a few days since that, and I can say that they got off to a good start. The renovations of their headquarters were done very quickly and I was able to see that Beowulf, Elvis and their hands got to settle in nicely into their new homes. I am extremely proud of their successes so far. 

There are similar news that I would like to share with you guys, obviously, since we are in this fancy meeting room, often used for announcements like these.

The left hand of our family, MasterBates, will be setting up under me in Pioneer Square. Bates Motel, not too shabby of a name. I like that it is closely associated with his name as well! Also MichaelScott, he will be coming over to Waterfront and sharing the district with Beowulf. I know they have spoken to each other already, and can tell that they will do just fine working together. In order to approve these two new moves, I had contacted Godmother ConstanceBonacieux earlier and yes, she has given the say-so. 

Both of them have not reached the made rank yet, so they cannot get their HQ straight away, but I am getting the word out early so it doesn't come as a shock when they set up. Now, there is only one spot left in the city to fill, but further details on that will be announced another time. With that being said, the last spot is free for anyone from other cities to take, if they satisfy the conditions set out by Constance. All I ask is that you contact her directly.

For now, two spots have been secured and I am just waiting until they are good to get their headquarters up and running. We will touch base again another time, guys.

Congratulations to Bates and Scott! 

She stood up slowly from her chair, walking over to the two men and patting them on the back enthusiastically. After that, when all was said and done, she pulled Sal_Luciano to the side and asked him why there is a fucking bloody spiked bat in her office.