Jimmy "Son of Palermo" Tomberello

    Im gonna try not to get to upset over this, but I have made it known that if you ask for a pickpocket...then I have been known to agree to it. I believe that I have said to ask. It sounded like this...hmm hmm....a-s-k...b-e-f-o-r-e...pickpocketing. So now that we all understand this.

    Who's the coward that took 5,ooo dollars from me. Come forward and just say who you are, and you might be surprised the reaction you get from The Son of Palermo. I mean you got me, ya did...you got me. Now lets take the word coward out of the description of ourselves, and come forward. You can tell me in private or tell my boss. What ever just come forward.

Tony walks up to Jimmy.. pulling out his gun from his front pocket of his jacket Tony appears to aim the gun directly at Jimmy's head..

Jimmy's eyes go wide as Tony starts to squeeze the trigger.. *BAAM* the gun goes off, Jimmy opens his eyes turns around and notices some thug with a crowbar on the ground

Well, it wasn't me this time my friend.. but you never know, and what cha gonna do about it!

Tony pats Jimmy on the back and puts his gun away

Now the big question is.. who is going to pickpocket ME!

Alabama smiles at Tony

If your in the wrong place at the wrong time Tony, you might find my hand wander inside your pocket!

As for you poor chap, it wasn't I that stole your 5k, but well done to whomever did. With that said, good luck to you finding him/her also. This is the mafia folks, we cheat steal and murder and do almost anything for a quick buck. Doing these things without being caught does not make any of us a coward, but if you are caught and you have went against someones wishes then you should expect consequences.

Imanewbie walks up to see what all the fuss is about and speaks

A smart man would not come out here and tell the world that he just got taken for five g, and like Alabama said this is the mafia we are here to lie cheat and steal and I am sure most of us have walked these streets at one time or another and had our wallet go a missing, It's a fact of life around these parts If i had a crystal ball to look into right now i would say that the chances of you seeing that five g again would be none, besides any good mobster could make allot more than 5 G just by visiting that fine man in the alley over there and shifting some goods for him.

This is a great time for a young mafiaso to learn a valuable lesson. Control your temper. This isnt going to be the last time a sneaky thief lifts your wallet without you realizing it. It's a part of the world we live in. Like it or not, it is legal in some cities. In other places, people just enjoying breaking the rules to see if they can get away with it. But do be careful with Alabama strolling around, she'll steal anything that isnt locked up in Fort Knox.

Do you honestly think you're gonna get a confession by raising hell in a public place about a robbery? It's slightly more foolish than giving people the go ahead to steal from you.

(I'm PP friendly by the way.....hmmmm)

It was me, now fuck off.

Crugeon tips his hat to Ragnarok and then exits the area

So if that is true, an Earner got Pickpocketed by a Don..... i dont see a problem here

Anoxi walks off when $5000 falls out of his pocket on to the floor, he looks at it and shrugs, pleanty more where that came from.

Hey, ah don't like havin' mah money stolen either, ah dun't mind a pick pocket as long as he or she returns da money. Ah work hard for it, and when someone takes that money away from me, they takin' money from mah boss too. So da way ah see it, you're hurtin' mah city, and ah won't stand for it.


Tho' it seems this be a New York thin', so ah dun't see ah problem with it.


Redis tips his hat, before slipping to the back of the crowd

This whole pickpocketing phenomenon is hysterical.  And I wouldn't say it's "legal" anywhere.  It might be permissible - a Godfather may give permission to pickpocket in their particular city, but it's always illegal. 

And it's so silly, sitting here and listening to people whine about it.  And even funnier to hear people say it's okay to pickpocket me as long as you return the money.  It's all just so entertaining. 

Quit the whining.  Holy crap!  I can't believe the big deal that people make about pickpocketing.  You don't like it?  Do something about it...and I mean something besides coming out here with your hankys and crying. 

Redis enters the crowd, glancing over at Andrew_Paxton as he speaks out once more.

Well mah good sir, you gotta understand... You ever heard of ah war started 'cause of a pick pocket? Nah, most people are smart 'nough to figure out ah solution without goin' to da mattresses, ya hear?


Ah have come to enjoy it as ah sport, if ya will. Gettin' into y'all's pants 'n' such, but once ya hold onto da cash someone else work 'em asses off to earn, then ah think they gotta a right to be mad.


'Course ah would do somethin' 'bout it if ah found some bum tryin' to run off with mah money, ah go tell mah boss, who would go tell his or her boss, 'n' then we start talkin'. It's very disrespectful to steal, but we all gotta do it. Post Offices is mah personal favorite, but once ya steal from ah man of da trade 'n' keep da dough? No sir, that ain't gonna fly, at least if ya try it on me.



Ah respect yo opinion, but you gotta respect mine, ya know? Ah ain't whinin', ah jus' lettin' y'all know what ah believe, 'n' do if ya cross me with dat sort of deal.


With that, Redis gives another firm nod, before stepping away to allow others to speak.