Some people really have no idea about mafia, yet they call themselves mafia. They should never downgrade the meaning of that big word.

They think they could take bullets but in fact they can't even take hard words.

A few hours ago I did something which most of people here have done at least once in their life.

I pickpocketed my friend Anoxia as I have done so many times before, he knew it was a small joke because I always give it back, thus he has no problem with that.

But suddenly this one kid I never heard of came to me crying and whining about that small joke.

Now what can I say about this ridiculous kid who just can't stop whining though I did nothing to her.

A few minutes ago she even scream to her daddy just like a five year old.

So her daddy came to me and threaten me so bad, even killing me if I did it again.

Now my question is, WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE TO YOUR KID?

She suddenly came to me and start to provoke me without any good reason, and now I'm the one who's wrong?

Hey big daddy, you should learn not to see something only from one side of yours, you're a big guy now in Detroit and you don't want to see that beautiful city collapse to the ground just because you're too blind to see the truth. All you know is just how to spoil your naughty little children. Keep doing that and you'll find yourself in a real big trouble once they grow up.

Now I just want to let you know that the first thing I hate in this world is being accused, the second one is being threaten, and you Mr. Godfather, just did both to me.

I don't give a damn about who you are, how strong and how rich you are, I fear nobody, and don't you even think I would back down because I'm standing on the right side.

Takes a note out of his pocket and throw it away to the crowd.

Somebody open it and read it:

"Hey Ragnarok you're gonna be a Godfather soon, at least learn to be like one!

Dear Aoife, now you're just a little kid, you could mess around and people will forgive you because they see you're just a kid, but listen, once you become a woman, people won't just stand and smile when you mess up, they're gonna fuck you so bad if you keep giving your ass like that, so you need to change your attitude before it's too late kiddo.

Both of you who threated to kill me, you must know that this is my life, nobody could take it but me, so dream on you both!

You can never change the fact that I'm the only one who can take my own life.

Now I'll leave those rubbish and let me talk about the good one.

I'll never forget people who have done something good to me, those people include a very wise Crew Leader, Bruiser Andolini, and I still regret it why Ragnarok would be the Godfather instead of him, why could times beat quality? By existing earlier doesn't mean better. You should learn a lot from him Rag!

I'm doing this because I wish to stop those high ranks who use their power to do bad things. This will not reduce any respect I have for you Mr. Bruiser, because you're not one of them.

I just feel sorry that all the time, energy and money I've earned so far was never enjoyed by you, but you gave them all to Ragnarok instead to continue his dirty job.

But I'm so grateful to be in the best family, and to have a lot of good friends here.

Now I've made my choice, it's time for me to go.

Goodbye World!"

Take a revolver, smile, and put a bullet in his head.

This is a joke right.

leans over and checks for a pulse, finding none he sighs

This is for real, a consig turned his gun on himself, what is this world coming to.

Our late friend Joe took his own life because I gave him some hard, but valuable words to live by. He had a bit of a mouth and was rather disrespectful in his conversations with a member of my family. Its a shame that when the heat was turned up a bit, he took the weaklings way out.

How are you gonna talk about someone being unable to take the heat....when you put one in your own damn head when things got a little hot outside? Your whole fucking speech is a contradiction to your actions. You should have put a little more thought into this.

Moydadir shakes his head, "Poor Mudak.."

This may be one of the stupidest thing I've witnessed in my entire time roaming these streets.

A few things I'd like to point out about this...

Can't take the heat? Go home Aoife!

Oh, the irony of this statement. Apparently YOU couldn't take the heat, if it can even be called heat. In fact, I don't know what to call this, other than nonsense.

I don't give a damn about who you are, how strong and how rich you are, I fear nobody, and don't you even think I would back down because I'm standing on the right side.

You did back down, because you put a bullet in your head.

Hey Ragnarok you're gonna be a Godfather soon, at least learn to be like one!

He is the Godfather. You even stated such earlier in your rant. This proves you're confused and delusional, and most likely possessing a standard room temperature IQ.

Dear Aoife, now you're just a little kid, you could mess around and people will forgive you because they see you're just a kid, but listen, once you become a woman, people won't just stand and smile when you mess up, they're gonna fuck you so bad if you keep giving your ass like that, so you need to change your attitude before it's too late kiddo.

This is when the first spot of piss dribble formed on my knickers. I expect your son to pay for the cleaning bill, which can be forwarded to Mike_Litoris immediately.

I'll never forget people who have done something good to me, those people include a very wise Crew Leader, Bruiser Andolini, and I still regret it why Ragnarok would be the Godfather instead of him, why could times beat quality? By existing earlier doesn't mean better. You should learn a lot from him Rag! I'm doing this because I wish to stop those high ranks who use their power to do bad things. This will not reduce any respect I have for you Mr. Bruiser, because you're not one of them.

You clearly don't have any respect for Bruiser, since you came to the streets with family business, acting like an idiot and making him look foolish for honoring you as a made member of his family. Bruiser is a wonderful leader, a class act, and a person who gives all of himself for his associates and city. I certainly hope your dopey actions don't tarnish the reputation Bruiser has built for himself, but one can't be so sure.

I hope your son (after he pays for the cleaning of my britches) learns from the ridiculous actions of his father, and doesn't make the same mistake.

Quit esick of people making my closest friend look bad,I am sure this could have been resolved .Joe you were a good guy.Streets are not the place for family business we all have issues talk to someone who you trust about it.But Bruiser does everything for anyone I have known him for a while now.He is wonderful have never seen a man put so much heart into this thing of ours.He makes us all close and feel like he cares about everyone no bias opinion and gives second chances even when it shoots him in the foot.I am saddend by this and calling out your godfather in the streets whether you like how he does things is not right my friend.

wow slurring my words quite bad,Excuse me on that.

Joe, we were good friends, and you had never lost your temper with me before, but today i saw a different side of you, you took a joke the wrong way and your reply was unnacceptable, but i shrugged it off and apologised, as it was only a joke, and you were ok with me then. Its a shame you had to come to these streets to talk about this, put my name up there for everyone to read, and mostly of all disrespect my boss, the godfather of the city you once lived in. Aofie and me, we roll down the streets of detroit, he was watching out for me, like any good crew member would, and i respect him for standing up for me. But your reply was innapropriate, and i dont think you should be trying to drag his name through the dirt as he is an excellent friend.

RIP

Anoxia apologises for his mistake. "Aoife, you are a wonderful beautiful WOMAN, i replied in a hurry and i do apologise, I have known all along you are a very attractive and beautiful WOMAN, i just wasnt thinking straight."

Anoxia bows his head waiting for the slap, which he deserves

Really? Pickpocketing? A now retired consigliere coming out here to talk about pickpocketing?


While I'm sure he thought at the time this would have made a fantastic speech about the woes of tyranny and the abuse of power, this is the mafia. Said consigliere had a Godfather over him, and, well, prerogative reigns free when it comes to their own members. This had no reason to be shouted from a soap box in the street. In your death, you've shamed your city, and particularly your boss, Bruiser, who you held in such high regard, and in your feeble attempt to get revenge before retiring, likely put up the anonymous contract that is on Aoife's head.


Well done.

To Ragnarok: You never asked me about the truth, you only heard from one side, and that's the most idiotic way to decide who's wrong and right. And that was NOT a weaklings way out. Ask Aoife what did I promise her. I was just keeping my promise because I'm a man of my word, unlike you Mr. "Godfather".

To JohnSmith: For a man in my rank, taking my own life while I was being one of the most successful in my family and have done anything so wrong, TAKES A GUT! because to be able to achieve something we need sacrifice and it would be so stupid to expect Aoife to take that guts although she's the one who deserves to be sacrificed, so I took a bullet to redeem her sin.

To Moydadir: You're new to this family so you knew nothing and that's understandable, so I forgive you brother.

To Mike_Litoris: You got the point by saying "This may be one of the stupidest thing I've witnessed in my entire time roaming these streets."
I'm sure you're not clever enough to understand that, but ask Aoife, ask her what did I promise her and you'll see the answer why did I do this "stupid" thing.
About back down, I surely did NOT, open your eyes and see who's attacking while redeeming in one shot.

And when I said "Hey Ragnarok you're gonna be a Godfather soon, at least learn to be like one!", read the whole sentence and see the meaning beyond that sentence, I wish you had enough IQ to understand that, but in case you don't which I'm 99.99999% sure you don't, let me tell you. In fact he already become a Godfather and that why I stated it before, but to see he's not ready to be one yet, I stated the fact in that very sentence.

"This is when the first spot of piss dribble formed on my knickers. I expect your son to pay for the cleaning bill, which can be forwarded to Mike_Litoris immediately."
And this is when I see you've been contaminated by Rag and make it your bad habit to expect something from someone who owe you nothing. My son did nothing, if someone owe somebody else it's me, not my son. Even if I owe someone, I never owe you, so why did you even ask my son to pay for it? wake up and see the real target boy!

Bruiser is definitely one of the best Leader here, and deep in his heart he knew he made the right decision by letting me in his family, the problem is that Rag isn't wise enough to realize how lucky he was to have me in Detroit and that's what makes him pay for it, whether he realize it or not. If Rag is not as stupid as I thought then he would apologize to Bruiser for what he's done to me, for the stupid decision to hear only one side.

To ChaosSpike-Andolini: I know the street is not a place for family business, and this isn't family business, it's a business between Me, Rag and Aoife and we're no fucking family.
And by the way I know Rag is your friend, but don't let the relationship blind you for separating right from wrong my friend. You know Loyal was a friend of mine, we even built a business together once, but when he made a mistake I didn't try to make him look right, because I don't wanna get blinded by anything.

RIGHT is RIGHT, WRONG is WRONG, nothing could change the fact.

To anoxia: Even a killer would treat his friend well, because they're friend, but doesn't mean he's a good guy, because he kills other people except his friends, and it doesn't change the fact that he's a killer. So don't get it wrong buddy, you're in Rag's family, of course he treats you well, but you can see how did he treat me. It's totally different with Bruiser, he's not only good to his family and friends, but also to everybody else, and that's what we call good. I'm focused to my target, they're Ragnarok and Aoife, don't mix it up with other people with the family, they have nothing to do with this and I have no problem with them. A bad Crew Leader doesn't always make the whole crew bad, and a bad Godfather doesn't always make the whole city bad. So everybody in Rag's family don't get offended, lots of you are good people like anoxia, and please keep it that way, although you have a bad Leader.

I hope you wouldn't change just because Rag and Aoife spreading the wrong story and you believe them.

To ZeroSeven: Who are you speaking to? if it's me then you're so confused. If you get the whole original story then you would've known who actually talked about pickpocketing.
I said pickpocketing is not a big deal, but then this Aoife came to me and whining about pickpocketing and she made it became a big story and Rag believed her one sided.
I'm here to talk about how a Godfather could be so sloppy and made an absolutely wrong decision only by hearing a story from one little girl.

I understand that all of you take Rag's side without knowing about what actually happened. It's understandable since I was just a member of a family who lived in a city which is leaded by Ragnarok. So most of you are either scared or trying to kiss his ass so you don't get killed by a selfish Godfather, or maybe you even get promoted if you're lucky enough.

That's why I don't get mad with you commenting without knowing the truth, I know politic is cruel and unfair, but well this is the world, never been fair.
I just feel sorry for you brothers and sisters. Let me tell you, sooner or later there will be time when we should choose between right and wrong, and when you choose to be right, there are evils ready to make a riot. When the time comes, remember that I've been through this and I'm still standing with a smile on my face, so don't you be afraid to be right.

So this would be the last time I ever visit MR. I had enough time enjoying this game, but now that some people make it so ridiculous, I'm not gonna waste anymore time.

I got much better things to do in real life. Now people who wanna keep commenting, do it as you like, but if you wish to point your words on me don't waste your time because I'm not gonna be here anymore to read it.

Goodbye.

Id love to know why I'm not a man of my word!

Walking down the street Eggs notices a child in a stroller, suddenly toys fly from it. Eggs bends and picks them up

Hey kid, these look like yours

It's good to know that you will be doing your part to heal the world and make it a better place...

To JohnSmith: For a man in my rank, taking my own life while I was being one of the most successful in my family and have done anything so wrong, TAKES A GUT! because to be able to achieve something we need sacrifice and it would be so stupid to expect Aoife to take that guts although she's the one who deserves to be sacrificed, so I took a bullet to redeem her sin.

Sir, what the hell?

Your father was faced with an issue and he called everyone else names and then took his life. I'm almost positive he could have spoke his mind with respect after he was confronted about the issue at hand. He chose the bitter path...the wrong path.

Stop trying to act like he was better than anyone else still breathing in Detroit...because he wasn't. What he did didn't take guts...it took a lack of nuts.

Joe I appreciate the complement but honestly if you felt that way about me and had the respect for me you wouldn't have come out here like this and drew more unwanted and un-needed attention to us.  If you had an issue you should have come directly to me, but you didn't even give me a chance to do anything.  Ragnarok achieved something special yesterday and I am proud of the job not only he's done but the entire city in making the city what it is today.  His day shouldn't be remembered with shit like this 

These types of conversations are best left at a dark table in the back of coffee shop somewhere.  I hope your son can keep to his promise and not return letting the echoes of this foolishness die.

Emma walks into see what the crowd is looking at to find a dead body, She asked around to find out what happened? A peer around told her "He shot himself over some family problems" suddenly a tear fall from Emma's face when she turned to check who it was, Shook to see Joe-Andolini laying there.

Couple days later Emma arrives at Funeral Home where everybody pays their respects she waits till everybody shares their stories to leave a pair white roses on the casket beside the ones already there. She looks at the dead body for the last time whispering "Good bye my friend".

RIP

Mr Blonde walks up whiskey bottle in hand and a taco in the other. He notices Emma paying respects to a chalked out figure and he begins to laugh hysterically. 

Sssseriously though. Its a damned shame this happened.Hiccups. I hope you rest well in the crematorium. Such a shame you had to bloody up the streets with your stupidness.

Spits in a puddle hoping it would overflow but it doesn't. So he walks away quite happy that the street cleaners are cleaning the blood off the street

After trawling my way through this kindergarten logic, I am equal parts amused and horrified. I keep switching between the two, the smirk gently fading into that sort of confused gawp that Derek gets when he sees a wrapper that hasn't been flattened out - "Did I eat that? Is there still some left?" The onlookers stare at a car crash, prima facie hoping that everyone made it out alright, but secretly wanting to catch a glimpse of some severed limbs.

So I was with this; this guy is a Consigliere. Gawp. Has he just shot himself over some Mafiaette drama? Gawp. He is in the funeral home. Smirk. His hideous inbred offspring is spewing nonsensical stupidity through the gaps where his teeth should be and wildly pointing six-fingered hands in Mike_Litoris' direction as if hoping to conjure a worthwhile insult out of thin air. Smirk. More nonsensical jabbering about right and wrong. Smirk. Still more gum flapping about right and wrong...wait he believes this. Gawp. And so on.

Without knowing the particulars of this incident and to be perfectly honest, not giving a shit about them, I'm only judging this from what I can determine from the preceding spectacle. The most telling statement, aside from the rather amusing jokes from Michael which did causer a snicker, is the opening one: "Some people really have no idea about mafia, yet they call themselves mafia". Everything you said subsequently has clearly demonstrated that you are firmly ensconced within that massively encompassing circle which lasso's 90% of MafiaReturns.

Half of the shit people do here is ridiculous and most of the shit people do here is so far removed from what "Mafia" is that it would be virtually unrecognisable when compared with the 'real' Mafia and what that is. But we are pretty limited in what we can really achieve here and we ultimately sacrifice elements that are required to be truly authentic in favour of the overriding aim of everyone involved with MafiaReturns.

But, in terms of the actual actions of this incident, I really don't understand what your tears are about. This actually seems to have been a fairly straight forward matter of knowing your place within a power orientated organization. What you did or what you believed was right or wrong is completely irrelevant. You appear to have done something stupid, such as pickpocket someone, have been told that was stupid by someone else and instead of realising this and backing down you've launched those toys so far from your pram they've actually travelled the entire circumference of the Earth and hit you in the back of the head hard enough to kill you.

As a Consigliere, which seems a laughable rank for someone as ill-suited to the title as you appear to be to have held (but that is another topic for another Craig preach), you are subservient to your Don. All this "I don't give a damn who you are" splutter and posturing is for the shitbags lower down who don't know what they are involved in. You should know how this system works and I'll dig out a power and shit pyramid again if it'll help explain the point - regardless of your actions if you are told to do something by someone higher up the chain you do it or not. Those are your two options, forget right, wrong, black, white, fat or Derek. Do it or not, those are the only important elements of this. If you decide not to do what you're being told you have to face the consequences of not doing it, which means you better have the support within MafiaReturns so that people will back you over those above you. If you don't have that support then shutup, swallow your pride and do as you're told.

This shouldn't be a revolving door for stupid children spawning again and again without learning from their past idiocy. If you only had one life instead of a gazillion, would you have ended it? No. You didn't prove anything from shooting yourself and you would have been significantly better off by playing the smart game, sucking some dick and surviving. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, we've all been in that position where you feel that you're completely and 100% right but you still lose. It is when power becomes involves and every smart person here has had that salty taste in their mouths before. It isn't nice, nobody likes to talk about it, but you won't succeed without doing your fair share.

The only right is whatever the most powerful guy determines it is and if you can't get your head around that then it is probably best you've left. Although, we may as well dismiss that as you obviously aren't going to.