Disclaimer: This might be a really tough idea to implement

Instead of witness statements giving out names or scrambled names why not add new features to make it realistic. Make it such that we are describing the perp's features.

Features such as 

• Gender - Isn't it high time we had gender selection available to us. There are plenty of ladies playing the game aren't there?
• Hair Color - Blond, black, auburn, etc.
• Height - Five and half feet, six and quarter feet etc.

We can select gender during character creation and when we are created , the other features(could be more than the ones mentioned above) get randomly rolled. Every user profile will have a description of their character, maybe like a bio. 

How it works - Depending on your vision, you can either identify the culprit perfectly or you can get only a few pieces of info

For example :

You saw Squishy being WACKED by a lady with black hair. 

You saw Squishy being WACKED by a person with blond hair. They appeared to be 5 feet tall.

Pros - Customization is always a welcome feature and finding a suspect will involve more than unscrambling words.

Cons - Everyone has to be unique. No two chars can have the exact same features. This is the part I am worried about , since I don't know how tough it will be to code this. There has to be enough features to create 1000's of different combinations for every user in the game.

Could there be other pros and/or cons? Are there ways to modify this and make it better? Leave a reply and let me know. Thanks

If something similar was mentioned earlier , I'm sorry for the repost. And Squishy, sorry for wacking you twice.

I am not going to lie. I like that right now Witness statements only going out for player to player wacks, but I don't really see the need to add to those with extra little details.