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| Help! Frank Ortiz... | Started by: MetalSkeleton on Jan 31, '08 18:31 |
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Look bro, I don't mean to go all guppy buy my friend, he stole this puppy He's a little low on cash, He even felt, a, little old ladies ass, for a dollars cash.... Alright so I'm not the best rapper in the world, though I thought if I opened up with a little melody people would really warm to the cause I'm bringing! My friend Frank Ortiz, you may know him from such shows as, Gamblers who can't quit or, Rich lady hits poor man with her 10ft 7inch purse. There's a lot I could I say about this man, though really all you have to do is look at him to understand. Please, Please, Please, don't just ignore this horrible truth, donate 1 dollar to Frank, you'll feel better after it. Remember Frank, he needs our help! Phone Frank - 911-911 today, to make your donation, for a better life, for Frank. |
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| Rolls out into the street in a wheel chair..shaking and drooling...no jewerly on and wearing a old 'used' pimp hat | |
| Reply by: FrankOrtiz at Jan 31, '08 18:34 | |
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Your accountant makes note that $1 has been wired to FrankOrtiz from your account. Here you are Frank.....Good luck with that terrible problem of yours. |
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| Reply by: Mr-Kipling at Jan 31, '08 18:36 | |
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Laughs and accepts the dollar.. That Damn MetalSkeleton.. putting my business in the streets! Folds the dollarbill up into a airplane and throws it at MetalSkelton.. poking him in his right eye. |
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| Reply by: FrankOrtiz at Jan 31, '08 18:43 | |
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Your accountant makes note that $1 has been wired to frankortiz from your account. there you go buddy |
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| Reply by: shadow at Jan 31, '08 18:46 | |
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Atually maybe we need to help Mr Howard.. I mean half of the city is out looking for him.. he has been on the "list" for days now! |
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| Reply by: FrankOrtiz at Jan 31, '08 18:46 | |
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Aww look, he's too proud to accept the dollar, if we all could just leave our dollars on the ground and leave that would be the best way for him to receive the cash, thankyou. Remember, your doing this for Frank, for Frank... |
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| Reply by: MetalSkeleton at Jan 31, '08 18:46 | |
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Laughs and sighs.. well.. what a pal I suppose Takes the dollars and upgrades his wheelchair and grill |
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| Reply by: FrankOrtiz at Jan 31, '08 18:48 | |
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Looks now he's imagining himself walking into shops buying new items for his new house... Frank is really badly in trouble, we must donate now or else Frank may not last much longer... Please its best we all donate $2 too frank to speed the process up a little bit... Remember your $2 will not go to waste, its for Frank... |
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| Reply by: MetalSkeleton at Jan 31, '08 18:52 | |
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