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| The slippery slope (animals.................. | Started by: Zebedee on Feb 01, '08 23:07 |
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............may get hurt by the end of this flyer, but only to aid research into good stuff and for cosmetics to make ugly women shaggable) Ok. I stand before you without italics, without 'bold bits' without even my hair! Godammit I stand before you in my pink speedo's vulnerable and and shaking. Why do I hurt your eyes so? Why, although you feel the need to look away do you find an impulsion to watch me thrust my many broken hips back and forth? I'LL TELL YOU WHY! Its a disease that is spreading this community of ours. Gone are the days a sicilian can step off the boat and be greeted with a warm handshake and a bed for the night. No, now all they get is SMACK! That's right. It smacks so much it smells like feta cheese on the gonad of a rotting giraffe. It sickens me how little you want to embrace the newcomers. How willingly you mock them in the coffee shops yet when a god comes in you posture and preen and say 'oh yes, we're helping build this world'. To you people I hereby proclaim upon you the title of....... SMACK FETA GIRAFFE'S. Wear it in guilt you fuckers! BOING! |
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She cringes and feels the contents of her stomach rising to the back of her throat, the acidity causing her to grimace... I was fine with the Speedo Pops, but, like... DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE FETA? I'm never going to be able to eat it again. Ever. Never ever. You have ruined it for me. How could you do this? Is this the fatherly thing to do? No. It is not. It should be child abuse! I don't think you can pay me enough allowance to forgive you for this. I'm saddened. My heart is broken. All because of you! She wipes the tears from her face as she stands in the middle of city square yelling at her feeble father with too many hips to count. Her hands balled into fists shaking at her side. I will never forgive you for this. Feta cheese was all I held dear to my heart you crippled old man! She kicks the Zimmer out from under her father and laughs as he falls to the ground in a pile resembling dog poo. Love you Pops!! |
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| Reply by: Serafina_Pekkala at Feb 01, '08 23:14 | |
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Daughters will be daughters. Serafina, do you want me to display your baby pictures to the masses? I thought not. Bed bath please *grins smugly* |
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| Reply by: Zebedee at Feb 01, '08 23:17 | |
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Her jaw drops as she stairs at her father. POPS!!! What if there are, you know, kiddie fiddlers around here?!?! You want your old friends from the lawn bowling league banging one off to images of Papa Izzy changing my diaper? Or when Papa Secret Agent taught me how to shoot you in the arse with a pellet gun? You are exposing YOUR DAUGHTER to perverts everywhere?!?! I cannot believe you would stoop to such a low! That's even shocking for you! She reaches into her handbag and brings out photos of her father sporting a rather red afro while wearing a yellow and pink dress. HERE!!! HERE IS MY FATHER IN HIS HEYDAY!!! |
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| Reply by: Serafina_Pekkala at Feb 01, '08 23:21 | |
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*watches his daughter humiliate him with a certain pride, she really is a chip off the old block. To the point where she doesn't change her underwear for a month either* Daughter. It was never like that! They were pasting the wallpaper and your pics just got into the way. What do you mean thats why I had all that money that xmas? Harsh words indeed! Now, respect your daddy or I'll macbeth you! You cannot win on that count and you know it! Oh, and here's your allowance. |
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| Reply by: Zebedee at Feb 01, '08 23:24 | |
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Tears welling in her eyes she looks defiantly at her father. Her hand shaking she reaches into her purse and withdraws a picture of her Pops arm in arm with Father TeQ wearing a feather tiara, a red and black sequined flapper dress, and 4 inch red sequin heels. Her eyes glowing with anger she smiles... Care to explain this then? This was two Christmases ago with Uncle TeQ. I took this from the stairs as you two were pretending to be Santa and "Mrs. Claws". She smiles and takes her father's wallet. Thanks Pops! She quickly scampers off to the casino to lose it all playing the slots. |
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| Reply by: Serafina_Pekkala at Feb 01, '08 23:29 | |
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4 inch sequin heels? 4 INCH? I paid that slapper you're xmas present money to buy 6 inch! (s)he said was extendable...........we won't go there. Sera, My most beloved and proud of creations. I can only say this to you........... .........TAPEWORM! Now, after you've finished retching, you may try to 'pwn' me again. |
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| Reply by: Zebedee at Feb 01, '08 23:36 | |
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Wearing his normal yellow robe with little purple flowers spread across the silk material, his belly bulging out the middle with bread crumbs from his Monte-Cristo sandwich held firmly by his mass of belly hair he decides to walks over to Serafina and her Dad as they bicker back and forth. First and foremost.... Feta is never to be described in such a way again. I being part Greek on my mothers, mothers, fathers, great uncle two times removed side... I can not in good mind allow that to happen again. Secondly Serafina... hun, you know I love you, we have two possibly a third kid together but honestly can you start to change your damn under wear.... fucksakes... Lastly, hun, man on man love is ok, as long as they only do it on the third thursday every other month... EVERYONE knows that!!! |
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| Reply by: Monte at Feb 01, '08 23:42 | |
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*throws Monte a beer and asks who he got those fine threads from* Monte, Join me in the pool house. The giraf.......errrr entertainment will be joining us shortly. *goes to get dressed up as a leaf* |
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| Reply by: Zebedee at Feb 01, '08 23:47 | |
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Is that not what beer is for? Why must you confuse me so Zeb? Why? Also. Agreed. Hypocrisy is rife these days, maybe it always has been and I just didn't notice, but of late it seems that peoples actions and their words are often polar opposites. |
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| Reply by: Anthony_Scotto at Feb 02, '08 06:23 | |
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