I only have feeling in my left testicle, and it only feels pain.

I use to bull ride!

I can cross my eyes, and then make one look forward normally again, and it looks very derpy

I sleep upside down on the bed.. like where your feet would go normally...lol

I have a double jointed jaw.

I once that Yukihira was taller than BGJ

Been working so hard my thighs have lost all fat and now look like alien thighs.

Born deaf in my left ear.

I don't eat the brown M&M's.  I tell my kids and nephews and nieces that they aren't "fruity enough".  They just look at me strange and say "don't they all kind of taste the same?'  I just stare back  with "obviously not."