you can actually die from a stab wound to the arm....if you were stabbed with a rhino or a telephone pole.

I TOTALLY agree.....

You can die from being stabbed in the arm. After about an hour of blood loss...5 seconds and blood hasn't even began to pour.

(Actually, I take back my last statement about agreeing. This could have possibly been JTLH's descendant. Only a 12 year old would believe an arm stabbing would kill you in a matter of seconds.)

This is not my father. The real jimmy lays in the cemetary of Philly.
You should be ashamed of using my good fathers name.
May he rest in peace.

Okay he got admin Wacked becuase he wasn't JTLH's descendent, thats a good enough reason for me to believe he wasn't.

donmorrison, He was admin wacked for saying he was an admin. 

it feels like my brain just recieved an "old fashion" from listening to this debate.

Is it just me or does it seem like the dude who pretended to be JTLH's descendent put allot of work into his story even though it was inevitable that he would get admin wacked?

Actually, to be a real non conformist, if your brachial artery was severed when stabbed you could bleed out and die in less than a minute, but he'd need to be a bit of a mutant to bleed out in 5 seconds, that would require a lost pint per spurt.

"Presently, I noticed a small book on top of the microwave. This was strange, as I'd never seen it before."

...

The guy had a futuristic kitchen appliance and people are questioning his cause of death. I do wonder sometimes.

Only toasters were the only device of such in this time period, BLASPHEMY!

Well he did mention that he had never seen it before :p Perhaps he was refering to the Microwave and not the book.

Why are people talking?

It's what these forums are for, silly...

people dying from loss of blood in a matter of 5 seconds maybe now i heard it all?

I believe in you Return of JTLH! Some of us are still faithful! Listen not to these heathens!