A few weeks back I was having some drinks with my RHM Oldboy as we do occasionally. This was not about business or how the Family was growing or anything else about this thing of ours.  It was just something we would do every once in awhile to forget about the business and just relax. Have a few laughs, a few ladies and a few drinks. As usual, with Oldboy, nothing is ever a few. Go Big or Go Home was his motto and he lived it in every way.

This particular time though Oldboy hit on something we never had thought of before. We were well into the drinks and the laughs to the point things were getting very loud and very crazy. The drinks were speaking at a whole new level of conversation now and as he brought over another bottle for us he yelled his favorite line 'Go BIg or Go Home Petey!!!'  I replied that, sadly, I would have to be going home the in laws were coming and we would be having a full house soon. 

With that Oldboy replied 'fuck your full house I have a straight flush' HAHA

Wait

What did he just say? Straight flush?

Then hit me like a ton of bricks.  'Oldboy you may have just stumbled on to the biggest scam to ever hit these shores'

'Wtf are you mumbling at Petey?' Oldboy said not understanding what I was about to suggest

'What if we took over the the weekly poker game from that dizzydreams of cheese guy? You know he has to be making millions every week and he isnt even REALLY connected. I'm not even sure how this guy has lasted so long  other than the fact that he runs a tight game for all mafioso to play without any concerns of trouble.'

'Petey, come on man, you had way to much to drink'   

I looked him straight in the eyes as sober as I could muster 'Oldboy this will be the one time where everyone we know will remember your motto, Go Big or Go Home'

'The security around this game is massive but what if we could convince this piece of cheese that we can make him even more money than he ever dreamed of. what if we went way over the top and proposed a 25 million dollar tournament at his place? We make him believe that it would bring his status up so high he would become an icon in the entertainment busines.'

So thats just what we did. And he bought into it hook line and...sucker.

We set him up at one of our 5 star hotels off the shores of Florida.  He had carte blanche there and didnt have to open his smelly cheesey wallet. he had all the drinks and ladies of all types waiting for him. He was so excited that he was going on what he believed was a well deserved vacation free of charge. He thought that back home his new best friends were running a game that will set him up for life and even his kids lifetime.

'This shmuck is going down'