SINGERROURKE walks up and smiles. What he was about to do was share a story with a gathered amount of people about his time hanging out with Richard Wad. Some people know him as Dick but SINGERROURKE liked to know him as Richard Wad.

Alright gather around i have another pointless, time consuming, no need to pay attention story. This might bring a laugh or two. I promised Richard i would bring something to the streets for his christmas gift so i thought why not tell about the time me and him went Christmas shopping. I learned how to get a girl to date me while at the same time learning something about Santa. Ok everyone got their hot cocoa? Good let us begin.

SINGERROURKE begins to warm up his hands and starts to tell the story.

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We went Christmas shopping today for our friends. Richard and I did that is. So as we were walking through the streets looking for a shop to sell us gifts and things we ran into one particular store that had women flooding in and out the doors. Richard stood up like a meerkat. He was so happy. Today was his day to shine. As he approached the first girl, He smiled at her and walked straight up to her. He held no punches when he said,"Are you interested in seeing the North Pole?" Before the girl could respond i got so excited i did not know that Richard knew where the North Pole was so of course i told him i was. For some reason Richard laughed and i didnt know why. The girl walked away.

"By the end of today you will be an expert at picking up the women SINGER. I will teach you all i know ok!?" Richard stared at me waiting for me to comply. I shook my head. I felt like i was a part of some great quest. He pointed to a lady nearby and whispered in my ear telling me what to tell her. I kind of got nervous because i didnt quite know what to say when she would respond. But i tried it anyhow. I walked over to the lady. "Excuse me." Nothing she didnt hear me. "Excuse me ma'am." Still nothing. I turned back around to Richard and said she couldnt hear me. Richard then walked over to her and smiled, "Hey, Would you like to see my twelve inch elf?" Again he knew something about santa i was getting so happy about this. "RICHARD I WANT TOO! WHERE IS HE?" I searched for the elf as lady number two had just walked away. FAIL.

"OK, SINGER listen i need you to do this ok, Walk straight over to that woman and say this." As Richard told me what to say i kind have drifted off and saw Santa. He was staring at a woman. I walked over to the woman with the hair of an angel and a beautiful dress on. It was time for me to shine and show Richard there was still hope in me. "Hi." Oh i forgot what to say. I cant believe it. As she said hi back i remembered everything. "THAT ISNT A CANDY CANE IN MY POCKET!" I turned and ran away. She stared at me trying to give Richard a high five. I guess there was a part two to that and i was supposed to tell her i was just happy to see her. "I give up richard ill never find a girl. I guess im just supposed to be alone." As i started to get in the dumps Richard started to laugh. He had seen enough. His wise words were like a diamond that day when he told me to just be me. I dont have to be like him all i had to do was be me. So i pulled out a guitar and started to sing.

I repeated my lyrics over and over and soon the girls were flooding to us instead of the cashiers. I was so happy. I felt like i accomplished something. Finally While he was talking to the blonde lady this is what Richard Wad had told her,"How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight? I mean you are on my naughty list!" That was it. As the girl giggled i found out that santa claus was really one of my best friends. It made sense now why he had such a list of all those girls phone numbers in his car with their addresses, the whole twelve inch elf thing, he also knew where the north pole was. So as i left with Richard that day a new sense of happiness had taken over. I KNEW SANTA.</blockquote>

SINGERROURKE smiles.

I pretty much believe that Richard is Santa now. I think its plain as day. Richard i share this story about you because its my way of complimenting you of reigniting the streets. Great job brother.

Richard listens and recalls the evening he speaks of

"First I would like to compliment on just how great of a job you did describing what had happened. I am more than honored you brought your presence to the street to share with the community. Thank you very much a what a great read!"

Smiles

"Just remember SINGER, the lord has blessed you with a an amazing voice. Continue to use it!"

Approches SINGER with a smile on his face.

Thank you singer for sharing your experience with us, I had fun listening to it.

Stands looking at SINGER for a few seconds.