Richard lights a joint, dressed like a half naked Santa holding a bottle of whiskey

Noticeably high and intoxicated Richard begins spatting

"Oh yes my favorite time of year, right before Christmas. Everyone is in just a jolly fucking mood, caring, giving, and hell even receiving. AnitaMandalay is a prime example, lord is she giving. But that is for another story, on with Christmas!"

Stumbling Richard begin to make an ass of himself

"So I felt it was necessary to share with you all my version of The Night Before Christmas. So here we go..."

Clears Throat

"Achem."

Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Tony at the whore house,
Brick smokin grass,
as I'd settled down,
for a nice piece of ass.
Then outside the headquarters,
there arose such a clatter,
I sprang for my piece,
to go see what was the matter!
He came down the chimney,
like a bat out hell.
I knew right away,
that fat fucker fell.
He filled all our stockings,
with weed and beer,
and a big rubber Dick,
for Bojangles to wear.
He rose up our chimney,
with one hell of a fart,
that fat son of a bitch,
blew our chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed,
as he flew out of sight,
He yelled, "Fuck you all, and fuck it right!"

twas the most beutiful story i have ever read

Im going to read that to my children on Christmas eve!!!

Walks in a listens to Dick's story and boy can he tell stories!

Merry Christmas to you too Dick!

blinks at Dick and then walks out again with her stunning appearance, fine ass, pouty red lips and big Bambiblue eyes, knowing all the guys are staring at her

There goes Dick, spewing stuff everywhere again.

Smiles

"Yes Sir, that's what Dick's do best!"

This will be passed down for generations to come.

"Everyone is in just a jolly fucking mood" lolzz

Anita chuckles at the mention of her giving nature.

Who doesn't like to spread the cheer during Giftmas?  Very nice interjection of cheer though Dick.  We can always count on you give it the way it is.....hard and expensive.  Good luck on getting that chimmney repaired and that rubber dick away from Bojangles.   In fact, I want pictures of that.

LOL. At least I'm wearing it and not receiving it... Time for me to go spread some christmas cheer. Hmmm, who should be my first victim be... Maybe the next person to mobmail me:)

Merry Christmas Everyone