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| Plethora of Pickets | Started by: Druid on Feb 03, '08 02:45 |
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Druid walks around the city of Philly - his hands clenched into a fist - his face getting as pale as the moon itself. Finally reaching a tiny back street. Druid unclenched his hands and stuffs them into his pockets, pulling out a pistol. "Alright. What door is it?" Druid looks around and sees nobody. "Were are you? You have to be around here!" Pulling his pistol to a garbage can - Druid rings out a single barrage of bullets as a man jumps from the can, the man is dwarfed from ever the garbage can itself. "What do you want? I can't be seen 'round here!" The tiny man sighs and does a little dance as the houses behind him explode. The only house left unharmed creaks open as Druid walks to it. Holstering his gun close to his side, he lets out a sigh and runs in. Letting out a single clip he kills every person in the home. "Damn... He wasn't here. These people will be happier now anyways." Druid pulls out a set of fireworks and sets them down on the druggies table. He then grabs a lighter from one of the dead men and lights one of the fireworks. Twirling and exploding Druid then explodes and appears in a tiny room. "You have not completed the task set beforthith you. You have failurized. Do not attemptation yetith or you will die." An alarm is heard as Druid wakes up and slams down on his clock. "Damn! Shouldn't of had that last burrito." |
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A fire flashes from the door frame and Kerowyn lites a Cig with Druids lighter, takes a draw and smile across the room. "Damned right you should have, it was My burrito you ate.." |
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| Reply by: Ms_Kerowyn at Feb 03, '08 02:52 | |
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| Lilly runs from the burning building tring to put out her lovely long hair. | |
| Reply by: Lilly at Feb 03, '08 02:56 | |
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| Lilly, I'm not sure you want to live in Druid's dreams... | |
| Reply by: FrankyFourFingers at Feb 03, '08 04:14 | |
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Koopa eats a burrito and suddenly appears in Druid's dreams Druid is strolling down a road, beautiful tall trees make him walk in the shade. Far away he sees something shimmering, something he can no really identify. Druid starts to run, but that "something" just does not come nearer. Still stuffed from the burrito he begins to fart, when all of a sudden a shiny turtle hits him from behind. Druid wakes up and looks directly in Koopa's face Go on eating meat pizzas you fool :P |
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| Reply by: Koopa at Feb 03, '08 05:14 | |
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Druid awakens from yet another nightmare - this time consisting of a Turtle - shaking off the dream he then walks to his bathroom. While washing off his face, the tiny leprechaunic man reappears, this time standing on Druids dishwasher. Why his dishwasher is in the bathroom was beyond his comprehention. "Ye be an ugly fuck aren't cha?" The tiny man snapped at Druid with an angry look, staring firm into Druids eyes. "Ya thought that running away from me would stop the pain? Ye were wrong! Now... suffer the consequences!"\ Druid jumps back as the man pulls out a tiny widdle gun. "Dontcha be laughing at this! It'll take you down in one shot!" The man cocks the gun and shoots at Druid. As he then dives into his mouth. "Ya should try brushin' your teeth next time we meet! I don't want to taste fuckin' shit next time I attack ya!" Druid begins to crunch down on the wee man. "Oh shit... I should've thought this through before I did this!" The little man dives down Druids throat as his voice finally dissapears and a fizzing sound comes from Druids stomache. "Mmm. Tasted like chic---" Druid then passes out, reawaking in his bed again as voices begin to ring through his ears. "You have failured... Go die." Startled Druid jumps from his bed and jumps out the Window... |
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| Reply by: Druid at Feb 04, '08 01:41 | |
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Ms Kerowyn leans over Druids sleeping form as he tosses and turns on the floor where he just launched himself, still wrapped in his blankets. She had thought he was awake, but some how he'd stayed asleep, Ms Kerowyn shook her head and, standing up, nudges him with her foot, glad she hadn't worn that mini skirt, so hard to get a guys attention when they had a clear view of your underwear... Druid, Wake you arse up now or I'll get the ice cubes and a pitcher of water. |
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| Reply by: Ms_Kerowyn at Feb 04, '08 01:59 | |
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Druid awakes from his slumber, his hands attached to the part of his body that does most of the thinking, he releases the grasp and stands up. "Where the fuck is the leprechaun!? I know he is here somewhere. I will find that fucker." Pulling a gun from his underwear he aims it at his garbage can and begins to fire. After a few minutes of nothing he sits back down and pants. Finally from the corner of his eye - he sees the leprechaun walking down the street - just outside his apartment. "Fucking leprechaun! Get back here!" Druid begins to kick the window, only to get nowhere, finally he realizes what he is doing is foolish and walks to the door. "This will do just fine!" Pulling his gun from his waist, Druid then shoots at the doors hinges a few times as it falls over. Upon picking the door up and taking it into the room he then slams the door into the window, shattering the window into a million pieces. "Fuck yes. Now where the fuck did he go? Aha! There he is! Standing by that bus stop just taunting me." His anger building up, Druid then dives out the window, and finally realized that he was on the second story. Hitting the ground he feels a crunch in the back of his arm. He stands up and screams in pain, but his objective is in sight and a tiny broken arm isn't going to stop from the death of his tormentor. "Fucking hell. You are definitely dead now, bitch." Druid aims his gun to the Leprechaun and begins a pursuit. The tiny man sees and begins to run as fast as his little legs will take him. Finally after a few minutes of chasing, Druid catches up and grabs the Leprechaun as he puts the gun to his head. "Sir! What are you doing with that little boy?" Druid smirks at the man. "This asshole is a..." Druid looks around and sees a litter of kids looking in awe "Damn. I almost forgot..." Druid looks up to the giant pre-school right in front of him. Thinking quick he throws the little boy into the mans hands and runs down an alley way. |
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| Reply by: Druid at Feb 04, '08 02:20 | |
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Ms Kerowyn steps out the door, following Druid. Damned, he must not See me, I'll have to get his attention the hard way... He'd better not feel me up again... Kerowyn pulls out her gun, slips a trank into it and takes aim at the retreating back, ignoring the children standing around her. "Druid... I'm warning you... Get your arse back here or I'll be forsed to kick it when I catch up to you." |
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| Reply by: Ms_Kerowyn at Feb 04, '08 02:42 | |
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HEHHEHEHE You'll never catch me and me pot of gold HEHHEHEHE Lilly is seen running down the street in a green miniskirt and tight green tube top |
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| Reply by: Lilly at Feb 04, '08 03:29 | |
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