Underdog emerges from The Lions Den HQ accompanied RichardWad

Ladies, Gents, Big Purple dinosaurs and bin dippers, I want to introduce you all to the latest crew leader to emerge in the big apple. Now I thought about doing a big announcement telling you tails of how he ripped off 7/11s, did bank jobs continually and how he is the scourge of the police with his jail breaking escapades.

Alas, I can't lie to you, as traditional mobsters go this man stood next to me is one Lazy C, his boss tells me his earnings are shite, he sleeps when most are earning and spends more on the whores than he actually makes from them. Thank fuck this lad isn't your traditional mobster.

My boy Dickie here makes up for his lack of earnings by being one of the most vocal mafiosa in our generation. Not a day goes by when I am not entertained by his street speaking, when I visit his boss you can hear Dickie in the back strumming on his guitar singing away to himself. The rumours that Tony wanted rid because Dickie plays the wrong music are by the way are as believable as those that say Barnie doesn't have a thing for animals.

Back to the point in hand, I have total faith that Dick will be more than capable to fill the sizeable hole left in New York by the departure of TSA. The purchase of his new HQ has been made so all that is left is to congratulate RichardWad on his new family known as The Cocky Type.

Congrats on going big and bold Dick. I hope this new boldness doesn't hurt your street voice.

I for one hope it does Ragnarok, it seems that there's been entirely too much Dick around lately. No mater where I go, or what city I visit, U seem to be slapped in the face with more Dick than I could ever imagine. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not adverse to a bit of Dick now and then, but lately it seems I've been getting so much Dick that I've been gagging on it... I mean its just not funny? Have you any idea how unpleasant it is to have so much Dick rammed into your face that you choke?

Well unless you are Alabama, I doubt it very much. Alabama told me the other day that since Captain Stubing made Godfather she's had Dick coming out of both ends. Whilst she wasn't complaining per se, I believe even she was starting to feel full to bursting. So much so in fact I heard Crescendo saying just yesterday, 'What do you call Alabama with a runny nose? Full up' so its obvious she's had her fill of Dick too.

So whilst I congratulate you on getting your auth, I sincerely hope that we will now have a break from all this Dick on our hands. After all, I'm sure you will be busy ensuring that all your new members get their fill of Dick in the next few days.

Congrats Dick....I'm proud of you man. It's about time you got hard again. I know your great great great great grandfather SS would be proud of you. I can picture as if I as was there from my family readings 

"SmokeyDuck sitting on the porch pitching a tent with SS while smoking a blunt"

Good times they had man..anyways congrats once again and I know you won't let the big apple down