Smiling Richard hits a joint, exhales and begins to speak

"You know a couple people have asked me if I have ever thought about what it would like to be to have auth. You know I have thought about it, and honestly, I think it would be an enjoyable adventure. First of course, I would have the power to try and propose legal prostitution within the big apple. What would the jungle be without wild sex acts?"

"After the prostitution is in place I would begin my diabolical scheming into Godfather Deans bank account, and personal records. With the information obtained I shall blackmail him for my own protection. Then take over the world with circus midgets. Oh yes!"

"In all seriousness, to be given the opportunity would be something I have never dreamed of. I wasn't planning to remain in this life from the beginning so that would make it even that more special. Sort of that, shit happens for a reason type deal you know? So definitely yes, I would take full advantage of it. There are some idea's I have saved that I plan on doing regardless of auth or not. I would carry those with me and use the power bestowed upon me to maybe make it an even bigger event. One of my goals would be street attractions, and ways to pull people out of the closet. As you may have noticed I'm a huge fan of being vocal and I would do what I could to revive the tradition of street speeches."

"I could also sit up here and fill you with a bunch of idea's, but until I lived up to my word, then it would be all nonsense to you anyhow. Most of us have been around long enough to witness a new auth promise the world but deliver shit in a paper bag."

Richard inhales some more weed before continuing on

"With that in mind, don't for one second think that there is no room for improvement in this world, or any room for fresh idea's for that matter. If you haven't noticed, I have come up with some original idea's already. It isn't an impossible feat, you just need to be someone who's hungry enough to make it happen. You'd be amazed at what you can do when you actually make an attempt to accomplish what you say your going to, regardless of how crazy it may be. So you see, dick's aren't always just good for one thing, in the case of me being given the opportunity, I would have to say a Dick in the Big Apple just may be a firm fit."

"So without Further ado, I bring to you The Cocky Type!!!"

Confused the crowd looks around

"That is correct the Godfather of New York has gave me permission to expand my street enterprise by giving me the ability to run my own Family. What can you expect? Well Like I stated above, I could sit and talk for hours about what I COULD do, but we all have heard it all again and again and again. Some holding true to their promises, some falling short. What I will say is this, we will not make any promises, we will lead by example, and let people judge for themselves the work being put in. I am however doing things a bit differently, as you all shall see in time. I am thankful for this opportunity, and will show just how grateful I am. No that does not involve anyone on any knees. Although I heard JackWagon show's how much he appreciates his leadership on a daily basis, keep up the great work Jack!"

The Don smiles, and then with a nod of the head, he departs for the Big Apple where he hopes to add more to the legacy he has began

"Congratulations Don Dick, i am looking forward to what you and your crew can bring to these streets"

Pulling out fine cigars and burbon, Anoxia passes them around the crowd in celebration.

Listens while Dick makes his speech, a smile growing on her face, giggling when she hears the crew name

For someone who wasn't going to stay, you sure have made an imprint around here.  I am very very happy for you and very excited to watch your plans take fruition.

I also imagine that HQ bar is going to be one crazy place!

Runs up to Dick and hugs him real tight, but not too tight, don't want him getting TOO excited!

Congrats again!!!!

Dabbing the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief, Jack smiles at the new auth.

Congratulations my friend, well deserved. A good Dick in office is just what we need, almost as much as we need a good intern!

He licks his lips a bit

Mmmm, that was a good burger.

Worlds coming to a end now lol. Congrats anyway.

My friend..

Tony pats RichardWad on the back and shakes his hand

We went through some good days and some bad and in the end look at you, a success. You didn't start with me, but I think you grew with me and now you run your own family in a great city.. what more could a leader ask for? Im proud to be able to set you free to run a family..

The Corelli Crime Family will miss you, but we wont be far away.

Congratulations my friend.

Teobaldo walks through the crowd till he reaches the front, barely collecting his breath, as if he was running for a long distance. He waits for Don Tony to finish his words and then starts speaking

I just heard the news and came here as fast I could to congratulate you mate.

Teobaldo takes a breath

I am so pleased you have made it so far my friend finally, I know how much you have always wanted this and how much happy you are to finally get it now. Great job my friend, Wish you the best of luck with your new business. You really deserved that opportunity, Don Dick.

iocaste smiles after hearing the good news :

It's great to see that every people can succeed in this world when putting the efforts needed to reach their goal. You've been more than active in the streets, telling us stories, opinions and many more interesting things, and you're now given the opportunity to set up as a crew leader, recruit mobsters and even maybe give the same taste for good speeches to them. I wish you the best luck in the Big Apple and I'm looking forward to hearing more from you in these streets we've all been wandering in.

He then bows slightly before returning to his business.

Congratualtions on your big promotion my friend :)

A big promotion for my short, shout and veiny lil friend. Congratulations!

And by shout I meant stout. Sal smiles

Junk comes out into the street to congratulate a very big dick on his recent promotion. But decides to sing a song.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong

It's swell to have a stiffy

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick.



So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

Your Percy or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public

Or they will put you in the dock

And you won't come back

CONGRATULATIONS MY FRIEND..... WELL DESERVED 

Congratulations mr. Wad! Hope you have a passionate time in big apple!