Well well well, look at what we've got here.  Hey you over there!  Don't you owe me some money?! 

A man in the crowd runs away.

Damn it!...Bruno!  Go get him and bring him back here to me!  Go! 

Bruno runs off through the crown and down an alley after the man and Pat turns to a crowd that has gathered because of the incident.

Can you believe the balls on a guy like that??  Man, I tell ya, they must be some big firm balls to rip off a prostitute like me!  Who would do such a thing, really?  I mean, I got little bastard mouths to feed and here we have a guy not paying for the service he received from me.

Pat stares blankly at the crowd as they stared back.  His look then angers.

What?!...Not everything I do is about sex you know!  I cut his grass on the weekends!

A stranger walks up and whispers to Pat and they both leave into the alley for two minuets.  Pat comes back out seen slipping a $20 into his waist band and wiping his mouth.

What?!...IT'S GOGURT!  Haven't you ever seen a man get whispered to and then disappear into an alley for two minuets and come back out slipping a 20 into his waist band and wiping his mouth at the same time?!  Well, now you have...What are you guys just staring at anyway?!  This is all personal business and I don't need you old smelly farts digging your big fat snot-filled noses into it!  If I wanted a snooping...

Just then Bruno comes back with a man draped over his shoulders like he was some sort of sex crazed Ape with his new victim.  Bruno lays him on the ground and the crowd realizes that the man that owes Pat money was non other than Paddy_The_Wacker.

Did you enjoy you jog Mr. Paddy?  Pat helps him up.  You have until Thursday buddy. 

Pat slaps Paddy on the ass and sends him off on his way.

OK people, this isn't a free show now is it?  Go ahead, GET OUTTA HERE!

People start to walk away and Pat yells,

And let that be a lesson to the rest of you people that like to 'Dine and Ditch' on me!  Yeah I'm talking to you Naztyn8.  Keep walking.

I cant help but dip your bins Pat! Thats we "Bin Dippers" do. We "Dine and Dip" not "Dine and Ditch" get it right.

dip free or die hard.

Oh you'll pay Nate...They always do pay! Hahahahaha

So I needed...

eggs

brocoli

and canned beans and...

Promise Pat?

Have some morals Nate sheesh!

Those, went out of the window when I became a Bin Dipper sorry!

Well then may god have mercy on your soul!

Anyone looking for a good time? $20!

Paddy returned back to where Pat was standing on the streets, an envelope clutched in his hand. He walked over to Pat and handed him the envelope.

That should cover me... It was always about the money with you...

Paddy began to walk off, but heard PatSmear's offer and stopped and turned back to Pat.

I thought you were done with that part of your life?

Pat cocks his head and says,

What do you mean?  I was asking if anyone wanted me to dress up like a clown and entertain their kids at there birthday part...Have some morals man!

Pat then yells,

Quick job for $20!  Get it while it lasts!