Richard lights a blunt, approaches his lovely audience and begins to speaking

"Well good form the Big Apple ladies and gentlemen!"

People begin cheering

"Thank you very much, thank you, thanks, ok you can stop clapping. Really everyone it's enough. QUITE ALREADY HOLY SHIT!"

Crowd goes quiet

"Tonight I begin a new tradition, that's right everyone, yet another thing for me to bring to all you lovely individuals. Getting tired of me yet? Good, I'm happy."

Pulls out a list

"Alright what I have here in my hand is a Top Ten list, each week I shall present to you a new list, all for your enjoyment. I know I'm excited too! Actually, to be completely frank, I haven't been this excited since the time I found those nude photo's of Altidore, wearing nothing but a sombrero and holding a fiddle. One of those out of control nights I assume."

"So tonight's Top Ten List is "10 things heard at TheDean's one year anniversary." Let's begin shall we?"

Dick unfolds the paper

"Drum roll please!"

Flux_Pavilion is seen in the back ground smacking cans together

"What the hell is that?"

Flux frowns and mutters

"Sorry Boss!"

Ten Things Heard At TheDeans Anniversary

1. EvilClown_ "Is it just me or does Whatshername have an incredible ass? Thrace smiled. EvilClown_ "She's behind me isn't she?" Whatsername "Yes she is"

2. Vector "Don't try the punch, after the last event my balls itched for two weeks, eventually Aloe finally did the trick"

3: Barnie "Want to make babies?" Killer_Jane "How much have you had to drink?"

4: UnderDog "Didn't realize you were so flexible" Alabama "Yeah that's great, but promise me stubbing don't find out?"

5: Altidore "That MorticiaAddams is something else." Caveman "Wait, you like women?"

6: Sal_Giaquinto "How would you compare the size?" Luchia_De_Luna "Size of what? I didn't see anything"

7: Joey_Cesari "You know it isn't rape if you yell surprise."

8: Francie "Will I ever see you again?" DavyJones "Depends, do you get sea sick?"

9: TonyCorelli "I need to get some action" Felix_The_Cat "Why are you looking at me? I think you got the wrong pussy" TonyCorelli "That's not what this Whiskey is telling me."

10: RoRoG "You couldn't have been named Steve or something simple? Tired of sounding like an Asian after a root canal every time I need you" -BostonGeorgeJung "Sorry Sir"

"Sooooo there you have it ladies and gents. Until next week, this is Dick telling ya all, if it ain't worth stickin, it ain't worth lickin. Talking about envelopes you pervs!"

Richard hops down with blunt in hand, and heads to settle for a relaxing evening at his head quarters.