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| Spikes News that isnt | Started by: Spike on Feb 04, '08 03:13 |
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Spike stands on a corner handing out flyers. Ladies and gentlemen what you have before you is the first issue of the mafia news that isn't. A whole world of news that doesn't really affect anything at all. First off for tonight the gangster Zao was found dead. Apparently he was shot in his sleep. No one was seen attending his funeral, and the police have not put forth much effort in finding the culprit. Instead they've been in pursuit of a Phalange Fetching Foe that is on the loose. We've been told to tie our shoes tight and wear an extra pair of socks for precaution. On a lighter note -TheJackOfHearts- was seen being approached by a dark mysterious figure that I'm sure most of us have seen. This man informed Jack that he needs to be watching his back as he is now considered a thug amongst us. Shortly after this encounter however Jack was seen slipping the old man some cash and going into a nearby hotel. As we pan over to the room next door Druid was seen having night terrors and causing a commotion. It would seem that he left his door open and was startling passer bys. Several people attempted to wake him to no avail as of yet. Now one might be wondering why are so many folk living in hotels these days. It would seem that there was a minor housing crisis these past few days. This lead too many angry rants in our fair streets. All was calmed down however when JohnnyAxe authed the first "crew leader" giving birth to the Midway Syndicate. |
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| Hmmmmm so this the news rag my mistress has been spending all the money I give her on. Damn celebrity gossip!! | |
| Reply by: Snake_Eyes at Feb 04, '08 14:09 | |
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I also heard an unknown assailant has stolen countless boxes of Lucky Crack Priest walks away eating something |
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| Reply by: LostPriest at Feb 04, '08 16:45 | |
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Tony runs up and grabs a paper from Spike and tosses a dime at him as he continues on without stopping, all the while screaming warnings "THE TOE THIEF IS AFTER ME, RUN FOR IT...RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN...HES CARRYING A PAIR OF SHEERS!!!" |
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| Reply by: StealToeTony at Feb 04, '08 16:55 | |
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SuperSao grabs a copy of the news and reads it with a smile on his face. You know, this actually might be more exciting than the Mafia Tribune. Although, this is news that no one really needs to know, we enjoy the humor. I applaud your effort to bring more comedy into the streets. |
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| Reply by: SuperSao at Feb 04, '08 17:46 | |
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Kerowyn grabs a copy, glances threw it, and tosses a 25 cent piece to the vender Entertaining, I'll take a copy home to my Friend... she'll love it. |
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| Reply by: Ms_Kerowyn at Feb 05, '08 18:50 | |
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