In the deepest of forest there lived once upon a time a furious wolf named ***** he wandered miles each night to check his bit territory which were latge and hard to hold against ofteh wolfs but if it was someone who could this it was this pitch black wolf which where one of the meanest and biggest wolfs living in this forest for ever. So far had not any one taking him down since he was kink of the forest what goes for predators.

He comes to the edge of his territory and stops and sniff the air and suddenly he looks up in the sky and starts to howl in a terrible way that frightens all nearby wolfs for sure, he kept this on for some time to make sure all in that directio nheard him, he knew there were a wolf he had fight before and won over so it was important for him to show who was at the top. After some time and also he took a shit and showles it away over his area into the others he turned around and starts to run like a wolf does to next area there he did the same thing again to make sure to scare up nect generations of wolf that lived in that pack. He was really something to lay eye on, soon will he find a female to let his genes to continue to live in this dark but beautiful forest that he lived in.

MGK was strolling through the streets, munching on a bowl of Wheaties and and not paying attention to where he was going. Out of the corner of his eye he noticed that there sure seemed to be a lot more street lamps in this part of town than normal. He kept having to swerve in between and around them.

Suddenly, with a loud SQUELCH, he stepped into a big steamy pile of DOG SHIT. 

"The fuck?" He exclaimed, his voice cracking. Shaking his head and grumbling about stray dogs, he kept on walking, although he was much less interested in his bowl of cereal now. He turned a corner and froze - right there next to a street lamp, not ten feet away, stood a massive wolf. It was pitch black, and had a massive red rocket drooping from it's hind quarters.

Kink of the forest indeed.

It just stood there, staring at the moon, as if lost in thought. Then, without warning, it shat all over the sidewalk near the lamp post and waddled away, clearly hindered by his horniness. 

"Wow, this town sure has gone to shit." 

Not wanting to be eaten, humped, or shat on by a giant wolf, MGK turned on his heel and made his way directly to the nearest train station to get the fuck out of town.

Strider had a shotgun slung over his shoulder as he moved through the dark streets at the edge of the forest. Miss_Niki, the tough taskmaster that she was, had sent him on a dangerous mission to procure some quality wolf meat for Spiels_Jr . She had this crazy notion that wolf meat would transform the sickly young boy into a strong man, like his father Spiels. Strider begged her to send another in his stead but she wasn't one to listen. Women.

A wild wolf was reported to have been spotted around this part of town and he was confident that he could take down the beast with his M97. He smelt it before he laid eyes on it, fresh wolf droppings.What a lucky break! Time to put his ranger training to use he thought. He remembered his master's wise words - Even sh*t can teach you something.

He knelt beside it to examine it. It was still fresh and oddly there was a broken bowl beside it. He picked up one of the broken shards and prodded the excrement. Judging by the consistence he deduced that the beast's diet was lacking in fiber. That piece of information was of no use to him but what was interesting was the angle at which it lay. Now he knew the direction the wolf was headed, for the pointy end always pointed the direction in which a beast would go after relieving itself. It was only a matter of time before he bagged this beast.

Furious_Wolf came by and felt an ugly smell, he had spotted this smell before when his parents were killed by a hunter and he was just a small ne back then but the smell never lied. He sneaks nearer to take a look and sees a hunter looking up his area, he looked scary and had a weird thing hanging over his back and just that smelled badly and he got scared.

He turned around slowly and sneaks away and puts slowly up the speed in th forest where many trees could shadow him so the haunter couldnt spot him, suddenly he hears a highly BAM and runs even faster, he feel something fast coming right next to him and crash in a tee, it splits up and he now been even more scare and starts to in full speed leaving this horrible place, he was beaten, he now had to find a more peacefull place where there werent any bad people like this hunter.