Its Raining Corrupt Agents Sale!  Kind of a stupid name isn't it?  Imagine a 245 pound grown ass man falling on you at terminal velocity.  Oy vey the headache!  Anyway, back to the task at hand.  Purchase credits $25.00 or higher and you will receive a free Corrupt Agent.  We snuck in a little treat though, its a 10% chance that turns out to be a Double Unit CA (1300 units coke, don't snort it all at one time folks) and another 10% chance that its actually a Quad CA.  (4 CAs, that's like, 980 lbs of airborne projectiles or something)

Anyway, sale ends in 24 hours.

P.S.  I also sent you all a few 50% promo codes so you can get this on the cheap.

(Also after the sale, I will grandfather in everyone who purchased in the 24 hours prior to the sale)