Mashy is walking down the street singing do wa diddy diddy dum didd do, when he notices a large crowd gathered up closely.  As Mashy gets closer he notices that the group seemed to be rather upset about something, as he sees arms being thrown up in the air and people are shouting. 

Intrigued, Mashy listens in on the conversation and finds that the people are rather upset at the way the casinos and local lotteries are being run.

“I am so tired of constantly pumping money into these casinos and never getting anything back.” The one man yells.

“yea and when you finally win a hand of black jack you don’t even get 1 to 1 odds….what the fuck!!!  I put a $1000 bet down this morning on blackjack, won the hand and only received $750…. That’s bullshit,” yells another gentlemen.

“And don’t get me started on these bootleg lotteries that people are running, where you put a bet on a number between 1 and God knows what, then they don't even let you see the drawing. 'you have to trust me'… fuck that. I don't trust my own grandmother and some guy from the street wants me to trust him?

I'm better off playing Russian roulette for a free pancake!"

 Mashy, only having stepped in a casino a handful of times, knows that what these people need is a chance to make their money back…. a real chance, not some blackjack game in a casino where the cards are stacked, giving you little to no chance of striking it rich or some guy running a scam.

Mashy steps up onto the curb….. clears his throat

Listen up everyone!  I have the solution to all of your problems. I happen to own a business that just opened up in New York that I know you will all want to check out.  I have been listening to you all complaining about the money you have been loosing and never getting back from these casinos.  Even worse than that, you then have to go home to your families and catch shit for never having money for the things you need.

Well here is your chance to strike rich!!!!  Come visit MASHY’S BARBER SHOP your one stop place for a perfect hair cut, shave, and a LEGITIMATE lottery.  At MASHEY’S BARBER SHOP you can take a $1000 bet on a 4 digit number or a $10,000 bet on a three digit and turn it into

$5,000,000.

 That’s right!!!!! Even you poor gangsters and goombas have the chance to strike it rich!!!!!!! 

Who here can't afford to take a chance with 1k or 10k on a legitimate proposition. I won't ask you to simply trust me. Come to my place and see how a REAL LOTTERY works. Play as many numbers as you wish and win as much as you can hold.

*Kes fights his way through the growing crowd of listeners to try and voie his opinion*

Well fuck me sideways....its about damn time someone came up with somthing like this,

I just checked it out and made a bet, seems pretty simple to me.

Beats losing all my cash on BJ anyway lol

Fingers crossed!

Out of those four complaints you quoted, three of them were me. 

At last a chance to gamble my hard earned cash on something thats actually winable.

As soon as I build my funds up from another loss on the Roulette, I'll be there!