"I'm still here!"

Richard screams while running to the front of the crowd buckling his pants

"Sorry to keep you waiting, WHateverhergoddamnednameis and myself had some business to attend too. You know city activities and such."

Richard grabs his flask from his pants pocket and takes a swig

"What brings my presence this time may you ask? Well I come to you today to introduce to you a new little squad of mine called the Street Kingz. No it's not a group of pimp's working 7th street, in fact they are much cooler then that. Basically these people will create new speeches, new experiments involving competitions, interviews, newspapers, comic books, how too guides for late bedroom fantasies, recipes to soothe the soul, or whatever the hell may please you. If you can think it, we can attempt to do it!"

Dick then pulls out a Blunt and lights up

"Not only will we be coming out with our own publications but we also promote publications. That will be addressed more at a later time. I know I'm just as excited as the next person, so this is what I'm offering. I'm offering a chance for you to become a member of the Street Kingz. Benefits in doing such? Weekly allowance for work complete, ranging from 150k to 500k depending on amount of work done. Of course, there is always bonuses along the way regarding Topic popularity, successful competitions, fresh ideas, hand jobs for brownie points so on and so forth."

"Now I don't expect everyone to jump at the chance to be a part of such a cool little group. However; I do expect to see some responses based off the conversations I have with many, so I'm anxious to see what happens. Can it flop? Like a sad Dick! BUT it also has the opportunity and the ability to grow into something positive, like a hard Dick!"

"So if your just tired of flopping around due to lack of excitement, then stiffen up! Be a part of the Street Kingz! We all know, if you like the Dick, then you'll love working with Dick on accomplishing a successful climax to any activity!"

"Note, this is just a announcement of what's to come, we have yet to go into Business. A Dick by himself can only accomplish so much, give Dick a few hands and there's no telling what happens..."

Dick smiles

"If your at all interested feel free to contact me. That concludes me being here, till next time!"

And here I was thinking panic would be some kind of clever acronym.

"Ahhhh but you thought to quickly my friend!"

Dick Smiles

"However, if know how depressed you are for not getting one so here you go.

Penis
About
Nine
Inches
Circular

Hope it pleases your needs!"

RichardWad

Leaving nothing for the imagination since 1910

Well now sir, this sounds like something I might well be interested in. I dare say i'll be contacting you to offer my services.

Lobo pick himself up from under the bench where he tried to slep off some bad whiskey he had earlier that morning.

Well sir you won my heart at "weekly allowance" since my greed vasly outmatches my lack of talent.

ooo yes.. im interested. BUT..  Street Kings.. If i were to join would it be called Street Kings & Queens.. Street Royalty etc hmm?

Well BlackRose,

I'm sure we can work something out. Dick treats you well no? So yes, i'm sure we can work something out specially just for you.

I want to be a street queenz aswell.

Do I need to show my curriculum vitae?

Nope, all you need to show is what your working with, that way I can photograph it for my wall of shame Anthony.

Smiles

In all seriousness, there is no requirements. You get paid based off work completed and/or put in.

Ari sees a crowd and someone said "Dick" he figured that this is another Richard's speech (evil work), Ari quickly run to the crowd to get to the front and face up with Richard

Street King? I like the name, and I like to be a part of it. But tbh I don't speak Dick language so you gotta fill me in in HUMAN language.

shakes Richard's hand and let the others to talk