Bar man:
so young man, what's your name?

Young man:
My name?
It was a sunday morning when the mad man came to my house, I was in the back helping out my dad in repairing the work shop, after my mom got the door she took a shot in the head and so did my younger sister, we over heard the shot in the back and rushed to the house but it was too late, the man has left.

Bar man:
so your ...

Young man:
My dad was devistated! not knowing what has happened he rushed to the bedroom and got hus gun, and when he got to me he said: "son, take this and protect yourself!" then he rushed through the door...

Bar man:
but a...

Young man:
I was only 9 years old at that time, and since that day I never heard from my father again, All I had was the gun that he had left me. I made my way down town and came accross a smal shop with my father picture on it, it said :"Wanted". So I went in and started asking around, the man at the cashier said:"he tried to kill the boss" then I replied: "the boss?" with a puzled look he said: "yes the boss!".

Bar Man:
Your F...

Young man:
So I head out searching for him. Five years have passed and one day I found him at the same coffee shop I saw my father's picture with around 10 bodyguards surrounding his table, I took out my gun and started shooting... My first shot went to the coffee machine and it spilled the hot coffee all around, my second shot went to the boss's head and the rest went all around the shop...

Bar man:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y...

Young man:
The 2 tommy's I was holding shook the shop inside out, it wasn't too long till 2 cop cars arrived and arrested me. The second day a cop came to my cell and said:"you'r one lucky disturbed young man... your getting released". Making my way out I spot a lady standing at the gates

Lady:
care for a ride?

Young man:
sure

Lady:
So what's your name young man?

Bar man:
Fuckin FINALY

Young man:
...

Bar man:
YOUR NAME For Fuck's Sake

Young man:
Disturbed...

fill this up will ya