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Jimmy "Son of Palermo" Tomberello
Sexy Thief
Part I
I slept with a gorgeous woman last night, and now my wallet and my gun is missing. I'm already not a morning person. About an hour later she walks in, and immediately im fuckin confused. Why if you stole something would you return the place and person you just stole from. "So...you are wondering why im here right"? "You're damn right, where the fucks my gun and my wallet"? I said sternly. She answers, "Well...I was going to pawn your gun so I could get some money, and your wallet i'll be honest had enough money to take care of all of my problems. You know you really shouldn't carry that much on you". Astonished by her honesty I replied." What the fuck is goin on in that stupid head...I shouldn't carry that much...you pawned my...all your problems. You know in my business by know you would be wearin cement shoes and a fuckin bullet in your head". She interupts, " I know, I know". I cut her off, " No you don't know thats why I still don't have my gun and my wallet". I calm down and said,"Number one you're lucky im an understanding guy, and for that matter what in the hell made you come back".
She takes her coat off and my god she's the sexiest thing I've ever seen, and for that is the down fall of every Sicilian man. The beauty of a woman can get you killed quicker that the Don of a rival family. Anyway, so she sets down on my bed and takes a deep breathe and gives me this convinceing sad little face. She goes on to tell me about this small little crew of Irish hoodlums that have been bullying and forcing her to fuck them. Pretty much there own little piece of ass, and she has no one in this world but her own beautiful face. She then tells me that she has been trying to save money so she could hire someone to take them out or move to Los Angeles. She said that the leader of the crew was Sam Mcklusky, and his other two friends are William and Martin Mccann. She then finally got to why she came back. Yep...she wants my help. After she just stole from me and now she wants my help. She tells me that there's $100,000 dollars in it for me. I asked in a very confused tone,"how is there money in it for me when you had to steal money from me". She answered with a smile on her face," I can show you where they stash there cash". I thought about it for a second and said,"sure I suppose I could use some free money". But first I want to get my boss in on it and see what he thinks.
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