Masquerade fishes for a blunt in his coat pocket, looking around with a smile. After removing his biq & blunt, he sticks it in his mouth- lighting it. Masquerade inhales & exhales the fumes with a never-ending douchebag grin across his face.

How's everybody doing today? I know I'm pretty annoyed by the lack of humor. I don't know if its the stress from the holiday season, or if everyones just naturally a dick-head. Masquerade takes a long drag on his blunt. You can't joke around without somebody on your ass, giving you a long lecture about life. I feel like everybody is my grandpa (or ma, for all the ladies out there.) I'm not trying to direct this towards any individuals, because I know their going to starts throwing around threats. But the morale of my lecture is; 'Have a little fun!' Its the jolly time of the year! Even though most of us just got done throwing all of our hard-earned cash at our spoiled kids, don't take out your anger on poor Masquerade. Or anyone, as a matter of fact. Masquerade pulls out a metallic flask out of his back pocket, taking a few swigs. Someone explained to me a few days ago I don't deserve to live, because I brought up the subject of robbing from a "Toy-For-Tots" charity-thingy. I mean, I'm fuckin' joking guys, I have a pretty messed up sense of humor. Give Masquerade a break. I'm fuckin' French, I don't know what to do when I'm faced with trouble- and I aint' got no Americans too come save my ass either. So, if you took the time to listen to my rant, then take the time to let my words sink in. Don't be a douchebag. And don't make fun of the French guy. I'm fragile.

Masquerade flicks his half-smoked blunt into the crowd, as he takes a swig from his half-empty flask. After wiping & licking his lips, he gives one last smile to the crowd, flashing his yellow European teeth.

Merry Christmas to you all, and have a good New Years. Get messed up! If you don't wake up with a hangover January 1st, I'm crackin' some skulls!

Masquerade sprints away before Premier threatens to talk to Charlie again!

Rides near by on a Motobécane that he just newly restored. He throws a french peppermint and a French piece of bread towards Masquerade.

What on earth are you talking about? Seems to me your a confused person. I am a psychiatrist and I think you could benefit from coming to my office.

Jumps off his French bike and hands the person a card

Au revoir!

This young stupid gent is reffering to an incident when he claimed he would kill a chicago member and then claimed it was all just jokes and no one should be mad.

"Masquerade sprints away before Premier threatens to talk to Charlie again!"

I didn't talk to your boss the first time, but due to your lack of respect and self control again, I guess i will have to, since stupid kids don't learn.

Cristian walks in and starts to speak

Masquerade you need realise you can't go around joking about killing a chicago memember is a lack of repect and any leader will tell you that also it is threating behaviour.

"Not a bold or wise move, there is no such thing as a joke when someones life is on the line, even if you say it's tomfoolery...who's to be the judge of that? Also coming to the streets so openly about this just looks bad on yourself and my good friend Charlie"

Drexler shrugs and feels the need to chat with his old man Charlie.

"Oh and by the way...what sick fuck would rob from a toys-for-tots?"

She emerges from Charlie's HQ looking haggard after a long day at the office.

I would like to take a moment to apologize publicly for Masquerade's behaviour. This type of disrespect and disregard is something that Los Angeles does not take lightly as you can see by Masquerade's recent demise.

She turns to face the heads of Chicago deeply embarrassed.

I am very sorry for this incident. Sincerely.

Sighing heavily she returns to her duties and a warm mug of coffee..

* Passes nearby...*

- Hey Masquerade I owe you an apology! ^_^

*gives a smack behind Masquerade Head*

- Sorry like i said i owed you one for that, this is what we do to kids when they do some silly jokes -_-

- You need to grow up a bit and learn that in some world a word or a joke can lead easyly to a bullet behind your head instead of a smack.

- When One  tells you personnally " Forget ABout it"...that means forget it about it... meaning you stop, dont go around trying to get people to get on your side about something you call a Joke...

- Now before trying to be a BIg Man, be a MAN.

*gives him a cola flavored lollypop*

- Try to remember not to do the same (kind of) mistake, everytime you ll look at this lollypop remember what have been told.

(Disapear in the shadow of the back alley like a leaf in the wind)

Respect,

AL. D.

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Eh, some people just take me the wrong way I guess.

You cannot joke about such things and expect for people to understand you, LaMasquerade. You certainly shouldn't have brought this out to the streets. And i totally agree with Drexler. Only a sickminded fuck would even JOKE about stealing from a toys for tots..You might want to get your head checked out, because that is not at all funny.

Jin shakes his head in discust and walks away.

"Eh, some people just take me the wrong way I guess."

Joking with friends in a bar somewhere, is fine. Making a street speech where you insult a whole city, smarten the fuck up, you paid your due for your fathers mistake, so keep it moving and don't make the same mistake.

I held a very fine sermon today in the streets that maybe you should all check out. It his this topic specifically, and i think, this is a opportunity for spiritual growth. god places these gifts in our lives and it would be afront to him not to accept it.

She listens to the advertisement for a sermon that has apparently fallen on deaf ears.

Sir, I appreciate the fact you want to share the word of YOUR God, however, do you really feel it is necessary to advertise it? This is a world of drugs, murder, and general debauchery..Not of religion. Not saying you can't bring it here, but do it with class. It shouldn't be about drawing attention to yourself after all.

She flips a coin in the "priest's" direction.

Your tone of voice seems familiar. Are you related to the Macklepenny (Or however it was spelled) line of charlatan holy men?

no my child, i have been confused for a few different bloodlines, but, i assure you all im new to these shores. Im only here to do the lords work.