Oh
my
Fucking
god
This
is
Some
boring
Ass
shit

After the crowd get's done reading the bulletin board Dick placed in front of everyone, he finished rolling his joint, sparked it up, and began to speak. Yeah I know it get's old right?

"Recently I have been plagued to be on the downside of ramblings amongst the community. Yes, I hear a lot, and I speak to a lot of people. I think I have a pretty good grip on the mood of things just by my general discussion probably 80% of the time. Like a good friend of mine said once, "My shit always works sometimes!"

"With that being said, by the feelings and emotions I'm receiving from others, I'm judging that the mood amongst everyone is rather, not frustrated at how things are handled, but more along the lines of boredom. Mafioso's stating they no longer find the interest in snatching some purses, jacking some seven elevens, or even making spontaneous love on park benches donning only a newspaper as cover. What has happened to the community?"

Dick hit's the blunt

"Absolutely nothing. Whenever stability is accomplished, day to day activities become routine and in turn become more of a habit then an enjoyment. However when there is chaos, there is the excitement of the unknown. The mystery of, "What will happen next?" on a daily basis. Yes it makes it more exciting, but in a certain aspect, because really excitement is what you make of it. Now don't get me wrong, I like the feel of cold hard steel warming in my hands as I pull the trigger just as much as the next guy. Yes at times I think things get slow, yes at times I wanna go jump off a bridge naked after having sex in a freezer at the JackWagon's slaughter house (Like to beat? We supply the meat!), but those are the times that make or break you. You must think outside the box, be inventive. If your sex life is struggling, try new things like introducing a midget or even Priscilla. Anything to get that spark going again, because you would never want to have a bad sex life right?"

Dick tokes on the blunt again

"Good god this is some good weed. Anyways, the same thing constitutes in the example above as it should your Mafia ways. If your losing interest in your day to day routine, then change it the fuck up. Simple really. Stay with me here."

Like robbing grandmothers? Try robbing a nun!
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Like masturbating with a pineapple? Try grapefruit!

"Common sense really. I'm not out here to bash those who get bored from time to time, because honestly, it happens to us all. However, if your complaints are on a daily basis, your life just isn't what it use to be, your girlfriend left you for -iocaste- in turn eventually joining the circus? Move on, change shit up. Life has it's ups and downs, but if you never attempt to find a solution to your own disgruntled ways, then the downs just keep coming. Eventually burying you deeper into your own pity and depression, that even Underdog and his cape couldn't save you."

Richard looks at his blunt, looks at the crowd, looks at his blunt again, takes a hit and then smiles

"Oh and that voice inside your head telling you how sexy Dick is, Listen to it. It takes a firm Dick to point out the limp ones. Always avoid the limpness."

"Until next time....."

After he finished his blunt Dick smirked and skipped back to his bakery

I don't think I could imagine a day where Underdog and his cape couldn't save me. Maybe I should introduce Dick into some new experiences just so I personally don't get bored.

Thinking about it for a minute Stranger follows Dick to the bakery.

Flux looks up at his leader and lets out a sigh of respect.

I dont know what I would do without you Dicky. Im so happy ive got a dick like you :)

Dick turns around to see a Stranger at his door of the Bakery

"Why hello there Stranger. No I don't say that because I haven't seen you in a while, but that is your name correct?"

The women nods

"Well then Stranger... Why don't you come over here and I'll show you what a real man can do with his hands."

The bakery door shuts behind Stranger as she steps in

45 Minutes later

The bakery door swings open and Stranger is seen screaming covered in dough and making a run south down 6th

"Wait where you going? We haven't even gotten to the cake yet!!"

Disappointed Dick lights up a blunt and returns to kneading his dough

Richard you are right about a lot of things and I can relate to some of them. Over time when we have our periods of peace and prosperity as you might call it, things to get a bit routine and we even sometimes come to a point where we forget to charish what we have in a way I think. We start to feel entitled, we think because we got where we are that we dont need to put the work in anymore, when now a days times are changing and with these young mobsters running the streets - we gotta stay on our toes and keep those wheels grased ya know?

As a leader, I must remember there are hundreds of mobsters who want to be in my position and take me out if needed to get to where they want so I must do my best to stay on my game and not get too comfortable.

Tony reaches into his jacket.. placing his right hand on the cold steel of his .45 pistol as he takes his hand back out and continues

Take the time to visit a bar you havent, maybe that HQ bar you have been walking by for weeks but simply havent had the chance to walk in yet. Gamble, start hiring hookers, or even get a part time job at one of the local business's and increase your income and get your name out there on these streets.

and you know..if none of those work go see the doctor to get some pills kid' and relax..

Tony points down the block to a man standing on the corner who deals with pills

Dick, I have to agree with some points and disagree with others, routine is boring, main source of boredom, yes. But sex isn't the way to get fun, at some point you will get bored of getting laid too much, and we don't have that many females around, willing for that kind of fun.

The main problem may be in the people themselves, they hate chaos and find boredom in stability and call it a routine, I myself don't mind some chaos, but I do hate routine, waking up everyday to do the same shit is extremely boring and will get no where further than it already did. I get jailed most of the time dealing drugs or running my felonies, because cops seem to know me well, if it wouldn't get us too much heat, I would have shot one or two of them for fun. Anyway, good point you made there, sir, keep up the good work.

In the crowd. SI ( As he likes to call himself to fane some kinda importance that he only needs two letters for his name.) Lights a smoke and listens to the man speaking. Smelling the marijuana smoke and the faint smell of nasty ass. SI speaks out when its his turn to speak.



" You make alot of good points sir. Usually boredom does lead to chaos almost all the time. Its in human nature to not sit still and go out and live. When your stuck in the same routine, you wanna bust out. No pun intended." Si laughed and threw his half done smoke on the ground.


" Nothing wrong with trying something outta the ordinary of your routine. Usually when this happens though your most likely stepping on someone toes or someone whos gonna bitch about change but when change comes around they go back into there holes. No pun intended again."

SI said as he finished laughing and walked back off into his alley. Which by the way was across the street. How convenient.

Stranger turns around still covered in the dough.

Uh.. Dick I was only screaming that you need to wait a minute I forgot an ingredient.

With a wink she turns her attention to Teobaldo.

Bored of getting laid? Really?

Taking a moment to think about that she smiles politely.

No offence but sometimes the chaos can be a little much. I too have always been a fan of chaos but there comes a point when enough is enough. The peace and quiet is a welcomed break because usually at the end of it there comes more chaos. Which means much more fun and more popcorn scenes for the next of kin.

Oh! forgot an ingredient? I am curious now about that.

I didn't say it was the boredom of getting laid, but the routine, same faces over and over, routine is boring, it's like being a machine, that someone turns on everyday to do it's daily task then shuts it down at the end of day. But we aren't machines, so the daily routine doesn't suit us.

The chaos of course can be a little much, but anything out of the ordinary or the daily routine would be more interesting than boredom and it will also decrease the increased percentage of retirement between our mafioso, which have been slightly increased lately if I am not mistaken.

This is Some boring Ass shit.

Thinks he heard that somewhere..

Ahh Mr. Teobaldo sir I cannot tell you what that ingredient was.

Stranger winks before putting on a straight face.

Have you tried finding a new face? Maybe just start randomly chatting to someone? I am unsure what would cure boredom since it seems to be something different for majority of people.  Different strokes for different folks.

Agreed Jin. But you must remember being like that to a Don is disrespectful. Especially when you post a little of 5 words.

I see where you're coming from -YnKs, though I can almost guaruntee that everyone here (Especially DonDick) understands when something is said in the jest.