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Pablo had been walking the streets all day, pinning up poster's to advertise his new business venture. He feet hurt and he was freezing cold, his fingers were turning white, he was certain he had frostbite, but he was finally done. Stepping back as he pinned up the last poster, he started to read it as if for the first time, absentmindedly reaching into his coat pocket for his cigarettes and lighting up. Once finished, he looked around for the nearest bar, breathing into his hands, trying to coax the blood back into his numb fingers. He needed a drink, a strong one, he thought as he walked off down the street.
Pablo Publishing's Incorporated
Chicago Business District
Hello, please may I take a moment of your time to tell you about my my new business Pablo Publishing's Incorporated
The main focus of Pablo Publishing's is the publication of the Mafioso Compendium.
"What is this Compendium? What will it contain?" I here you ask.
Let me explain......
Do you have a story about your dark past, or someone else's? Maybe a tall tale of recent adventures? A killer joke your just dying to tell? A poem or Rhyme? A obituary for a loved one, friend or enemy recently deceased? Or just some thoughts and opinions regarding this wonderful world of ours?
Well, here at Pablo Publishing's we endeavor to collect, compile and publish, any Stories, Biography's, Musings, Rhymes, Poems, Fable's, Jokes from the world of the Mafioso. Anything that makes you put a pen to paper. Anything you want to share, we at Pablo Publishing's will give you a platform on which to be heard! Weather the subject matter is old, new or middle-aged, we would like to hear it! You may have already regaled listeners in the past with your tale, in the streets or in a local bar, it matters not, let us have it, there are always fresh faces with open ears!
So if you have any of the above you wish to "put out there" for the mass' to enjoy. Write it down and post it to me Pablo, my Senior Editor Jin, or post it direct at my office's the Chicago Business District. All submissions are scrutinized by me and my staff before publication, but fear not, no one at Pablo Publishing's will mock or ridicule any one's submissions. If for any reason we do not publish your work, we are here to offer help and friendly advice where ever we can. So do not be embarrassed to send something in to us.
Once scrutinized, we select what we judge to be the best submissions, and periodically, these choice selections will be published together in one publication. The Mafioso Compendium
"Hey, why should I let you reap the rewards of my work!" I hear you cry!
Well, any work published by Pablo Publishing's will be rewarded with a one time cash payout to the author. In Addition, with every publication, each reader will be given the opportunity to vote for their favorite piece therein. And the top three favorite will receive an additional cash reward for their efforts! Payments range from 5k to 100k depending on quality and quantity of the work.
So that joke you heard in the bar at the weekend that made you choke on your cigar, it could earn you a cool 5k!? That tale of you and Johnny Gangster attempting to rob a bank and being foiled by the old woman in the crochet hat, could net you 50k!? You never know? Send it to us! You have nothing to lose!
Don't delay! Don't get lost in the crowd! Get those creative juices flowing and get yourself published with Pablo Publishing's! Fame and fortune await!
We look forward to hearing from you!
We also run a Classifieds section in all our publication's, so if you would like to advertise your Business, Service, publication, anything you wish please contact either me Pablo, or Jin for more information.
Thank-you for your time.
PS: Please state PPI as the subject matter for any submissions by mobmail, thank you.
PPS: Please feel free to mail me with any questions you have
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