If you're in Chicago and you're not a member of the State Street Mob or one of it's two regimes, get the fuck out. You'll be shot otherwise.
If you can't fly, then it's your bedtime.
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This can also be referred to as a "Lockdown" I hear.
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I have taken over the city of Chicago.
Disregard all future statements made by Mr. Axe. I'm running things now, and the pizza here is simply too good to keep out tourists.
Come visit the Windy City and get a free t-shirt. |
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and a free slice of bacon |
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*Books a ticket to Chicago* |
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Fisk takes notes of the levels of maturity displayed by those around and wonders why these kids are not in school during the day |
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y0 boSS s hidin behind the 3 rank rule, else imma cap his sowwy ass
and hes too scared 2 b in CHI anywayz |
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You better hope Johnny doesn't get wind of this, you might end up dead for for making fun of him in a time of war. |
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iMMa caP hiz sowwY aSS buT hes hIdIn |
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You just don't know where to find him. You civilian scum, be gone. |
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Ummm SourDiesel, mate. You're at war with him. They all are people who did from his family. Ofcourse they're gonna be arrogant. |
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I c ded people 2
this johnny guy just moved to CHI
*loads gun* |
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Alright guys, time to be mature... |
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I think that might be asking a bit too much Sao. |
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*runs in hecticly*
"locals on JohnnyAxe please, he ran again!" |
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Guys I really cannot believe my father died. Can anyone explain to me why he deserved such a cruel fate? This is so unfair and I am very unhappy. I think I will have to retire from the anguish caused. |
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That's it, time for War 101:
This is what you call war, in war you can and often will be killed, especially if your crew looses, death can be caused by many things, including a little button called the HQ button, imagine having a stick of dynamite strapped to your back and your boss has the detonator, Get my drift? Good.
Now the other way you can die is by guns, and this is where it gets fun, you and another crew are at war, which means that the boss may or may not let you shoot, his/her choice, if your boss lets you shoot you may yourself become a target, if your ranked over earner, your probably a target, and if your load mouthing in the streets like little children you often become targets as well, simply because both sides get sick of listening to you, best way to survive, listen to your boss, and hope your good at dodging, cause hell, no matter what crew you're in, if it's at war, your a target. |
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Good point =P
SourD laughs at Reporbate |
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Can we now expect the Chicago business district to be open?
After all, other than the chiroprachter, the depression management clinic and the self loathing help groups, all businesses have suffered.
I predict an upturn in profitability in this great city! |
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