Presenting: Mobster Energy

Are you tired of....being tired? So it every other gangster, goomba, and don in the states! But you need not fear, for Mobster Energy is here!

Mobster Energy Owner/Founder Jax-Everett was a full time addict suffering from his body peskily forming a tolerance to cocaine. As such he began losing motivation, and as we all know an unmotivated mobster is a broke mobster! And so his search for a solution began.

Here at Mobster Energy we have combined the purest cocaine available with top of the line caffeine and natural flavors, as well as a few secret ingredients we'll be calling Mobster Magic, to create an energy boosting formula that will have you running the streets in no time! And it's pretty tasty to boot! Below are just a few of the testimonies we've received.  

"Adah? (You ask me what I think of Mobster Energy?)" Baby Beel asked. He didn't wait for an answer, and clicked his fingers. His bodyguards, also his butlers and maids, got some flashlights and shined it on him. Beel made scrunched his mouth, his cheeks blushed, and a tear appeared near his left eye. "Bah! (I reached enlightenment! If I could have more of it, a baby devil like me wanted to become an angel!)"

"Dah. (It was a burst of all the flavors you could imagine. I tasted cotton candy, candy, and cinnamon, but they didn't conflict with each other. After the initial burst of flavor, there was a soft aftertaste of milk and cookies. I don't know. I may have gotten high.)" _ Baby_Beel , Los Angeles 

"Mobster Energy gave me the motivation i needed to create anarchist rule in my city, i may even be coming to a city near you now!" -TylerDurden, Delaware 

Visit us in the Los Angeles business district today! 

Mobster Energy takes no responsibility for any injuries, death, or addictions that may occur. Only for those persons over the age of eight years old. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Adah (It also made me make mistakes while talking,)" Baby Beel said as he looked at the ad. He was proud to be part of the store's ads but also embarrassed. "Bow (Whatever. It was a good drink.)"

He gave a weird "shishishi" laugh after looking at the ad. He would be going to the LA business district now.