Dick rises from his bakery donning a top hat and cane. As he walked down the street whistling all he over heard was Mafioso's and civilians alike speaking of there weird "dream". Their "vision". Laughing Dick jumps in front of everyone

"May I have everyone's attention please. Excuse me you over there picking your nose."

Everyone turns in the direction of Richards finger and glances at Punkd

"Yeah you, can you please pay attention, I have some news you may find very interesting."

Noticing that he now has everyone's full attention, he continues.

"I have heard many of you debating this dream you all had, these similar experiences you all share. Well it's true. You all have experienced something magical. No it was not aliens, no it was not a spiritual event even though many of you have the name JesusChrist imprinted in your mind causing hate and distributiveness."

Dick pulls out a blunt and sparks up

"Sorry I want to be on the same level, helps with crowd interaction. Anyways, as I was saying, this episode you all experienced was not a miracle or the sign of apocalypse, in fact it was the brownie's I passed out on New Years Eve."

Wide eyes erupted through the crowd

"That's right, I spiked the brownies with my own mix. Schrooms, Acid, Mdma, and THC make for a wonderful delight. So wonderful in fact, it took you all on one hell of a journey...."

Events that took place over those dark days

Hallucination: Whateverherdamnnameis was spotted wearing nothing but berries and frolicking down seventh. Armed with a spear she chased the Pigmy's of New Guinea through business's and alley ways.

What really happened: Whatsthatchicksname was spotted naked in central park. When officers approached her, she screamed violently and then, after thrashing at one of the officers, she jumped over a park bench to just disappear behind a row of bushes. The officers never got a proper identification.

Medical Incident: An ambulance responded to the south side of Chicago in response to a report of a choking victim. When on scene, the paramedics stated they witnessed Remus_Lumpin breathing frantically. When they made contact they further stated that Mr. Lumpin pulled a cross out of his jacket and swore them to hell. After numerous attempts to sedate and after Mr. Lumpin had made several comments about them threatening to steal his soul, they did what they had to do, called in Father Omalley, which ended up resulting in complete failure thanks to a fraudulent priest. This morning that same Father was found decapitated with a blunt object shoved up his rectum just about three miles outside the city.

Sighting: Some extra Junk was found in one's trunk. Who the hell knows.

Hallucination: AnthonyCorelli was determined to ride the Camel that stood in his way to the path of gold. After building a ladder by hand using twine and wood he found in the forest, he then jumped on his Camel and road into the sunset.

What really happened: Anthony was seen standing next to an ice cream truck in the bronx. After people noticed what seemed to be him petting the truck and talking sweet nothings into it's gas tank, he walked over to the furniture store. He broke the front window, pulled out a ball of yarn and a stepping stool. He then walked over and placed them next to the truck. After tying the string in a knot around each leg and while still talking about gold, he jumped onto the truck as it pulled away. He was later arrested for waving sticks and screaming at children further down the road at a later stop.

Sighting: Scarface_ was spotted eating Peanut. Outcome? Not a pleasant sight.

Incident: After Underdog finished chasing what he assumed were leprechauns, he broke into a house that belonged to Kes-. After snooping through his "magazine" collection and using sex toys as baseball bats to play stick ball around his living room, he later was found in the kitchen eating a tub of ice cream and crying about his ex girlfriends puppies FiFi's tragic death.

Medical Incident: Paramedics responded to a call at Washington Ave. in report of a man having a seizure. When paramedics arrived, Mr. JackSparrow was seen squawking like a bird. When the paramedics attempted to calm Mr. Sparrow, he jumped up, squawked, and threatened that if they attempted to feed Polly one more fucking cracker, he'd make their children walk the plank.

Sighting: Taurus was seen dancing on Space_Pole, any further details will remain kept confidential for the safety of the general public.

"So you see my fellow Mafioso's. There is no spiritual explanation, there is now miracle, there is only Dick, and Dick likes to have some fun!"

Richard smiles before departing back to his bakery

"I bid you all a great day."

Dick forgot to add one little thing

"If you have your own personal experience that you feel you need to share, because lord knows, some things you just have to get off your chest. Then by all means, please do share. Think long and hard like Dick, see what memories you come up with."

Donna steps up to dick and reaches out for that blunt he's toking on.

Well let me tell ya, Dick.  That was one hellavua experience.  I mean, I was here trying to make my way on these shores, and the next thing I knew, I wasn't even born yet!

Donna takes a nice long toke off of the blunt and exhales slowly, a smile crossing her face.

Being reborn makes a woman consider her priorities.  Here I was trying to scrounge up some extra cash for the casinos and some blow, and I should have been working on finding some decent erm....playmates?

Donna hands the blunt back to Dick and sighs.

That was one hell of a conconction there Dick.  You created mass hysteria for days. And if you ever slip it to me again, I will have make use of my paddle you naughty naughty boy.

I don't think I got any of those brownies. I must have been too busy with my new years resolutions.

Stranger sighs and stalks off looking for the cherries.

As if we hadnt enough deja vu recently Datsik approaches his boss to shake his hand.

Very amusing speech as always, good to have a little insight as to where my heads been these last few days.

P.S Please give me that browny recipe for my mums birthday :P

"At one point I thought I was a orange, it was most enlightening!

Then I had oranges where my hands should have been, that was most unsettling!

Then I thought I was a fish in a sea of oranges, that was just fucking weird!

What really happend!?

Some guy sold me this new drug that was originally used as plant food,
he told me there was no bad after effects, so I sniffed it all....

Then I really fancied and ice-cream and when I went to buy one something
died inside the ice-cream sales man or what ever title he goes by and I
couldn't escape the stench, only for the gas tank, which was great because
I was getting another high from sniffing that...

As for the gold, the yarn and the stepping stool? I don't think any of those
were to do with me and those kids were pulling funny faces!!

Walking out of the mental hospital, JackSparrow rubs his aching wrists where he had been restrained. Walking down the streets he heard Richard's speach

"What really? No i didnt do that, wait, did I? Hey wheres my bird gone?"

Looking is his pocket, Jack pulls out several broken crackers.

"Maybe i did do that lasy night, well one things for sure, im never touching one of his 'special' brownies again!"