"Here we are again my little monkey's, faced with a Dilemma that I need some help on sorting...."

Richard adjusts his junk, lights a blunt and stands firm to deliver

"I have always had my doubts on the sexuality of one Godfather by the name of Joey_Cesari. Yes I have been provided proof, via the skill of photography that he is in fact a "he". My mind now may settle, the thoughts have stopped racing, the confusion has lifted, and yes the damage from viewing such photo's has been done."

Dick inhales another long drag

"Now I have done this with Whateverherfuckingnameis in the past, and wow, did she get some serious loving. Don't beleive me? Tell me why she waddled for three weeks straight. That's some good lovin right there."

Smiling at Whatsername Dick continues on

"So let's play again shall we? Maybe even up the stakes? How about a cool $3 million? I think that's some serious cash just to show you have some balls and well worth the effort you think?"

Dick leans over, digs underneath the podium and pulls out a bottle of whiskey and then takes a swig

"Now this isn't about the money. No this is actually for my public enjoyment and to really get a grasp of who around her has some fucking balls. So ladies, (even males if you swing the stick from time to time) this is what I want you to do, I want to to publicly come out and ask for his hand in a weekend retreat to Delaware. You and Joey will share lovely accommodations provided by Tyler himself. You will also receive the $3 Million to spend on your little get away."

Dick smiles

"This is what you do.......

Come to the streets, shows what ball you may or may not possess. Tell Joey how you feel, let him know how much you'd really enjoy to be his companion for the weekend. Come up with some examples of fun in the sun, maybe go over a few things that you would do behind closed doors, even if it is just to shave his back.

Make sure you Title your Speech with "(Your Name) Gots Balls!"

Anything entitled differently will be eliminated from contest."

Dick takes a breathe

"Now that you know how to play, now that you have your eye on that cold hard cash, what the fuck you going to do about it? Watch someone else take the money for their personal use while enjoying the luxuries of seducing Joey for the weekend? Or are you going to grow some balls, and take it upon yourself to do the pleasing!?!? The choice is yours."


Dick Grins

"Now tell me people? Who's got some balls?"

Kamakazie touches down in the streets and steps out of the "cock pit" with DarleneAskew just in time to hear what Dick has to say.

Is this really a fair competition with the Mile High Club runnin' around here? I mean come on now Dick, we are good at what we do or else we wouldn't be the hores we are today.

The Mile High Club has got some balls let me tell you that. If one of us female hores can't do it, like that would ever happen, but if we can't we always have JackSparrow. Praeceps even says hes not gay, but he can be for Joey, if Joey is really into that kinda thing.

Dick reveals himself, yes just himself, not a part of himself, himself like he came out and said "Hi people!". Yeah that kind of self. Fucking pervs I swear. You know how hard it is being the narrator for this idiot? Forget it, so yeah Dick pops out while Kamakazie is searching for him

"While she is preoccupied checking the rural area's I thought I'd come announce the winner's of the contest. But first I would like to thank everyone who participated, even if you didn't win, at least you had the balls to make an attempt, while others munched on potato chips in their nighties."

Dick looks around to make sure that Kamakazie isn't sneaking up from behind...I hope she kicks the fucker in the nuts

"Ms. Molson truly showed that she definitely has some balls, and sex appeal too. Hearing that speech reminds me of the time I took this pizza over to this beauties house, and had her brother watch me.... eat pizza. For her well done work and sexy ass display I'm awarding her 2.5 million. Yes I know I said I'd choose one, but personally, I have to just toss Octavian 500 thousand just for being fucking disturbing, and a fan of the cock fights. Please don't eat my face."

Dick jumps down after handing out the award money and then darts into his Bakery where he's been hiding, and chains the doors.

She holds the cheque in her hand and smiles. Wanting to show Dick.. Erm Richard.. Her appreciation she leaves a small package with some of her wonderful Nanaimo Bars and other confections in it outside his bakery door. No one could resist her baking.

Dear Dick,

I can call you Dick right. I just wanted to say thank you for showering me with your golden wealth. It will not go unappreciated. I hope that this does not deflate the egos of the others who entered you... Your contest. I hope to see you around, I have a riding crop with your name on it.

Love and Cookies,

Molson

She looks around her to see if anyone is watching and when she is sure there is she places the package by the door and makes her way down the sidewalk.

Octavian takes a bow.

Thank you for admiring my expertise in disturbance. I learned from the best.

He glances in Ms_Molson's way.

By the way Dick, I have an extra ticket to the cock fights, if you're not busy this weekend.

Feeling eyes upon her she turns and smiles at Octavian.

Why sir, you do flatter me. I am glad that I rubbed off on you at least a little.. I hope it was good for you as well.

She winks and skips off down the road humming a happy tune on her way to her favourite boutique.