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| got monies guyz | Started by: MassiveAttack on Feb 09, '08 15:36 |
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As Altitudes auth to run his own family has just happened, the Cock Pushers, sorry, CP are starting to spread like a virus, taking over everything and subsequently ,chocking the world of anything new the time has now come to place your bets. I will list some names and people can bet on what order in which they will all get authed and also place bets on how long before Bruce, Witchyx and TheCaptain are killed. First some background knowledge. CP or crumblepie or something like that is an UNDERGROUND GROUP. Please can some monotonous word defining fuck like FlyingPig define that word, I don't have a dictionary at hand. Since they established they ponce around with a CP at the end of their name and try and be funny fuckers. They have one goal...GET LAID..no, that was JayC's goal, everyone remembers him don't they? No? Obviously, shit crewleaders aren't remembered. Anyway, they want SUPREME POWER. So anyways, lets divert off that tangent back onto topic. Now I don't have the time or the patience or can be fucking arsed to create betting shops, that isn't how I roll and I don't actually understand odds, so I'll guess. Zephyr - 25/1 Currently sitting at earner, this guy has quite a way to go. But we can wait all fucking year, because no one else is going to get a chance to get powerful, he's my DARK HORSE. j0ngott1 - 3/1 At 3/1 this is my favourite, sitting pretty at Wiseguy, not said a word, but who says crewleaders have to speak? Crumblepie obviously don't. a1cin31a - 100/1 Given more bodyguards then you can shake a stick at, most likely to be Cathy_Park's daughter for anyone seeking revenge. If we all wait long enough, she is your best chance of making a fair bob. Okay, so I'm not quite nailed this witty speaking, but I'm trying, would me calling you all asshats make it any better? Meh Now, those getting killed, I must admit i am starting to tire, all this speaking is tiresome. Witchyx - 2/1 Finally got her chance at crewleader, she won't get another, all aboard the failboat? I reckon she will bite the bullet first. TheCaptain - 10/1 Just like Witchyx, common example of a "wait for the victor and suck like a motherfucker." Been kissing ass from day 1 and can't speak for shit, YES, he's worse that JohnnyHaxe. :0 Brucey - 25/1 Played his part in helping crumblepie win the war, but how long till they tire of him? Well, depends on how long before he tires of kissing their ass. HOW LONG YOU GOT BRUCEY? Last to die I reckon. Anyways, there's me finished, just one more thing, lets all mock James_Stewart, he can't shoot for shit. Bet he's their HSL as well. |
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This has certainly been an entertaining read. Don't choke on those sour grapes. |
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| Reply by: Zephyr at Feb 09, '08 15:40 | |
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So your first point is to somehow put a negative twist on a group of people working together to achieve a goal? So what is supposed to happen everyone draw's and start again the day after only to draw again? I wish we had thought of this earlier, truly a diamond in the rough maybe the should have recruited you! I will also place a bet that A1, PrinceofCheese, and Altitude are all killed as well, in the future. What next home slice gravity? CP is a collection of people pulling in relatively the same direction if it is of benefit, favours are done so more like a syndicate and something most members of this world would like to be a part. I am not saying everyone wants to be part of CP you dumb fuck, I am saying any Mafioso would love to have however many people watching there backs on a daily basis and helping each other out whenever possible. You would be exceptionally thick to think you could make it in this world with just your own family's help. Oh and some background knowledge, it was a coffee house joke to start of with not an underground group. Think you will find the members of CP have more auths between them than most, and held more RHM posts. Very underground! ! ! Should bloodlines not be allowed to have ties that last from one generation to the next? Don't the 'Masons' operate on that basis? Or do you somehow believe that every time a civvies walks out into these streets it's a blank slate? I agree though j0ng0tt1 for CL he is my giant! Now if you really wanted to insult the CP, I would start to question who is really in control of the group. I mean surely A1 must be the Alpha male of the group since his bloodline historically produces better guns than POC's then again he would consider himself far to intelligent to be brought down to such a 1 dimensional analogy of attributes, and how they can be of benefit? 'Why do it yourself, when you can make some other prick do it' We haven't even started with the two 'bitches'. That would be Luki and Cathy Parks. Do they have there own minds or are they purely 'P'ushed by the 'C'ocks of CP into doing whatever they want? Then we have altitude who lets be fair is very good at developing his abilities, but realistically is just a pawn and is bullied by the rest. Love Vodoo. |
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| Reply by: Vodoo at Feb 09, '08 15:40 | |
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Third time's the charm, eh? I think the Swine Awards have a shoe-in for the Fucktard category. Lol, I said "Fucktard". |
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| Reply by: FlyingPig at Feb 09, '08 15:42 | |
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| Now, FlyingPig, I'm not sure that's necessarily the case. By your own guidelines, wouldn't this be a prime candidate for Asshat instead? | |
| Reply by: Caitlin_McConnell at Feb 09, '08 15:45 | |
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| I wasn't judging him on his ability to be annoying, but rather his completely cluelessness in knowing how to make a street appearance. The fact that he had to start over three times makes him a fucktard of award-winning caliber. His Asshat abilities are quite subpar. I do a better job of it without even trying. | |
| Reply by: FlyingPig at Feb 09, '08 15:49 | |
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| Golf-Clap. | |
| Reply by: primaryinfantry at Feb 09, '08 15:54 | |
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*cough* other way round. Or if that was the joke, 2/10. |
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| Reply by: Vodoo at Feb 09, '08 15:55 | |
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It's pretty simply when you get the hang of it.
This means that for every $1 you bet (the stake) you <b>WIN</b> $25 if the event happens e.g. Zephyr gets authed. If your bet is successful, you also have your original stake back. So for example, if I were to place a bet of $3 on Zephyr getting authed first and Zephyr happened to be authed first, then I would win $75 and I would have my original stake of $3 returned - bringing the total payout to $78. A common misconception is that 25/1 means that $25 dollars is paid out for every $1 that is staked. This leads to confusion when the odds are 'odds on' for example 7/10. This <b>does not</b> mean that for every $10 you bet, you only get $7 back - if it were the case, you'd have to be a moron to make the bet. It means for every $10 you stake, you win $7. So if I were to bet $10 and I won the bet, I'd have a payout of $17. |
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| Reply by: Keyser_Soze at Feb 09, '08 16:17 | |
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Minion, having lost his father in a recent war noticed the young man ranting on about an underground group referred to as 'CP'. And, being a desendent of somehow who had been in a 'CP' led family, he felt he needed to make a contribution to the topic at hand "Well, your odds are very fascinating, but there are some things I need to point out; a) You said we were to place bets on who were to receive auth next a1) Witchyx has already had auth, so that 'candidate' is void a2) TheCaptain also has already had auth, so that 'candidate' is also void b) You begun by saying that the group 'CP' are taking over b1) Witchyx, to my knowledge, is not a part of the 'CP' group b2) TheCaptain, again to my knowledge, is not a part of the 'CP' group c) I could be really harsh, and I am going to be c1) Instead of coming to the streets and whining about it, DO SOMETHING YOURSELF c2) If the group 'CP' bothers you so much, don't communicate in anyway to them d) I wouldn't be bothered if 'CP' ran every aspect of this world d1) My father, LittleMinion, was in Cathy_Parks' family, a member of the 'CP' group, and he has always said to me how much he loved working for her and the family. d2) What's so bad about 'CP'? Please, explain to me why it would be bad for them to run things." Minion steps back, waiting for MassiveAttack to answer his questions, and maybe consider what he has said |
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| Reply by: BigMinion at Feb 09, '08 17:15 | |
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All the CP's are gay, 'specially that DeeDoubleYou guy, he's a right prick! Although I have to admit, I have a crush on that NotRealMan guy. |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 09, '08 17:27 | |
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Tish overhears a debate in the streets and moves over to hear what the comotion is all about Here Here, What is your problem with good ol JayC's Crew? Wasnt that awful and thats hardly relevant was it?! Ide like to know MassiveAttack, whats so bad with CP? Was an ancester of your shot dead by a CP bullet? Thats an awful family tradedy but hardly worth bringing to the streets. Maybe you once had a family that was taken down by CP. Thats more like it I suspect. Or it may just be youve been around for a while in the CoffeeShops and fancied making a name for yourself. Anyway about it, its not the end of the world so keep your hair on, if you have any... Now on to the betting, May i bet 100k on me to be dead? :P |
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| Reply by: Tish at Feb 09, '08 20:49 | |
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Actaully its pretty amazing.. this is the first major war that Al has ever really survived! |
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| Reply by: Volatile at Feb 09, '08 21:18 | |
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Big Minion... you are an Idiot. He was talking about how fast TheCaptain, WitchyX, and Bruce will die. Not when they will get auth. Perhaps next time you should try reading the whole thing twice - before speaking at all. Thank you. |
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| Reply by: Iron_Man at Feb 09, '08 21:26 | |
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I was wondering, what odds for myself? Irecently found msyelf standing next to HelpDesk in the line, I am already Made, and have been fairly vocal in the streets to date, but not voerly to make myself enemies. I like to think of myself as a fairly open, loving character who makes friends easily and has very few enemies. Whilst I am currently in a1's 'crew' i have never been, will never be, and have no intention to be a CP, will this count against me I wonder?. What odds will you give me o great sir. |
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| Reply by: DanK at Feb 09, '08 21:34 | |
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Who honestly gives a shit to read all this nonsence? This isn't even worth a response but at least it promotes discussion, albeit in a highly immature fashion. Still, always good to witness the anger of others when it doesn't go their way. |
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| Reply by: Sledge-Hammer at Feb 09, '08 21:35 | |
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Shit man. Hit me right where it hurts as well, right in the old oratory skills. It's fucking RonMexico all over again. It'll take me a good while to get over this. Major fucking sadface. |
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| Reply by: j0ngott1 at Feb 10, '08 00:07 | |
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"they want SUPREME POWER." Doesn't everyone? |
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| Reply by: Derange at Feb 10, '08 01:42 | |
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The Captain's dealt with your type before. Morons who think just because they talk "tough", they come across as intelligent. Big falure man, big falure. You say that The Captain can't speak for shit...everybody knows he's the greatest talker to ever live, no lie. That's not the point though, let's take a look at who you are to even be judging somebody else's speech. Let's examine the phrase, "he's worse that JohnnyHaxe." Do you have a speech impediment? you can't say the word "than"? Next, and unfortunately last phrase, (I was really hoping to point out more mistakes, other than your existance) "Okay, so I'm not quite nailed this witty speaking" You've not quite nailed speaking at all. You might wanna work on that, kiddo. So why don't you just go ahead and die? Oh wait...you already did. Oh, and The Captain dares your next of kin to come shoot him. Yea that's right...throwin' out the meaningless threats...that's how The Captain rolls. |
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| Reply by: TheCaptain at Feb 10, '08 01:44 | |
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| Yes, but, with this - they are a very disclosed group of fucks who like to act tough over the interwebz. Really, if you ask me, this is probally the reason that many more men (and wiminz) will quit. Unlike the OpiumDen rule - you can't really become a CP. Meaning that there is going to be an even smaller chance of the rest of us getting a high position. | |
| Reply by: Iron_Man at Feb 10, '08 01:45 | |
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