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Octavian is seen in his small downtown apartment. He is surround by shines, posters, and many other knick-knacks commemorating his love for Joey_Cesari. There is even a statue with a small collection of hairs that Octavian has collected from Joey's barber. Octavian is standing at the window with a pair of binoculars, and stalking Joey as he showers in his downtown high-rise apartment. He is currently wearing a brightly colored t-shirt with the words "I <3 Joey". Octavian has never been one to confront his love face to face. He is quite shy when it comes to love. He has decided he will finally share his feelings with Joey...through a well-written letter.
He forces himself to tear himself from the window to begin his acclamations. He passes his dresser and looks lovingly at the photographs of Joey, and the tissues and lotion located near by. He finally reaches his desk, and takes a swig of liquor for confidence. He begins writing:
Joey, my dearest.
I know you have no idea who I am, but I have admired you from a far for way too long. I am finally building up the confidence to tell you how I feel. My name is Octavian. I would just like you to know that I am deeply in love with you. In a non-creepy, non-serial killer kind of way of course.
With that said I would like to cordially invite you to a night on the town in the beautiful Delaware City. I have already spoken with Mr. Durden, and it is all set up. First order of business, is the huge cock fight festival in the black market district of the city. I've heard there's no more a romantic sight then to see the cock fights in all their glory. Then I thought we may stop at a romantic fast food restaurant and grab a bite to eat. My backseat is spacious, and has more then enough room for us to dine in. Afterwards, I thought we could go rollerblading through the park. I'm not the greatest skater, but at least I'll have a big strong man like yourself to keep me on my wheels. Last but not least, I thought we'd go back to the hotel room for some more romance. I have recently bought a large array of massage oils, that until now I have found no reason for. I figured I could give you one of my world famous back massages, and you never know where that will lead.
Also, since a lot of people these days tend to like younger partners, I figured we'd be a perfect match. I'm young, attractive, and a great catch.
I hope you take serious consideration in my proposal. I would feel like the luckiest man alive.
With all my love,
Octavian
Octavian seals his letter with a wax stamp, and scampers off down the street. He is last seen running off into the darkness after dropping the letter in Joey_Cesari's mailbox. |
