"Ok so I have heard a lot of talk about these poker games being held. I use to be a frequent visitor myself, but then with the responsibility of my Family I slowed down on the poker a bit. Granted rarely did I lose, Cough, but I just feel like it would be wrong for me to play on a daily basis. However, today I got the itch to play, wanted to play a quick match with my good old friends Arigold, Grool, and Wicked. Myself accompanied by Flux, took off to Delaware where the matches are regularly held. I decided to record the events and share them with the community in a new nifty little segment I'd like to call "Poker Talk With Dick"

Date of Event Jan 20th

(Arigold) "Its gonna be my epic comeback, and prove Dick's artickel is wrong"

(RichardWad) "Oh yeah? Is artickel french?"

Arigold Smirks

(Wicked) "Man I waked and really baked this morning."

Grool laughs

(Grool) "I'm blazed again, 4 days to dam"

Wicked Smiles

(DickWad) "Wicked I'm right there with you."

(Wicked) "Oh you are that creepy guy staring at me Richard?"

Wicked laughs and leans over towards Dick sticking her tongue out

(DickWad) "First thing I said this morning when I arrived was "I did not plan on being this high, this early"

Wicked laughs

(Wicked) "Me either! Makes me ready for a nap."

(Grool) "Same."

(Wicked) "and its snowing where I just came from."

(DickWad) "I solved the nap issue with a few bong hits."

Wicked and Grool laugh

(DickWad) "It's snowing where I just came from too!"

(Wicked) "Where did you come from Dick?"

(DickWad) "A business trip in Texas actually."

(Wicked) "Wow, I didnt know it snowed in Texas."

(DickWad) "Neither did I."

Wicked laughs

(Wicked) "Well then......surprise!"

(Dickwad) "I'm from upstate NY... so this isn't snow.. it's like a premature ejaculation really... Causes some excitement just dont do the trick."

(Wicked) "I completely understand."

Dick laughs loudly

Dealer: Wicked shows [6d 8h] (Three of a Kind, Sixes +T9)
Dealer: Arigold shows [6c Qc] (Three of a Kind, Sixes +QT)
Dealer: DickWad shows [9s Jh] (Two Pair, Nines and Sixes +J)
Dealer: Arigold wins Pot (360) with Three of a Kind

Arigold Smiles

(Wicked) "Oh Arigold you asshat."

Arigold laughs

(Wicked) "My man is 12 years younger than me it is hard to keep up."

Dick laughs

(DickWad) "It's the truth though. 27 plus for the win! I can't wait until my thirties!"

(Wicked) "What? Your woman is 27 years older than you?"

(DickWad) "No goof, only a year."

(Wicked) "Oh.)

Wicked Laughs

(DickWad) "But saying from the age 27 up is where it's at."

(Wicked) "Gotcha."

(DickWad) "Yeah she's 27 years older then me, I like to have a heart pacer beeeping beside my head while I make love."

Arigold falls out of his chair laughing

Dealer: Wicked shows [3c 5s] (a Full House, Fives full of Nines)
Dealer: DickWad shows [6s 6h] (Two Pair, Nines and Sixes +5)
Dealer: Wicked wins Pot (1225) with a Full House

(Arigold) "Ouch Dick"

(DickWad) "Ouch."

Wicked Smiles

(Arigold) "You should have seen that coming."

(DickWad) "As a master of coming you would assume I would have definitely seen it..."

The four began laughing

(Wicked) "Grool you are very quiet."

(Grool) "Sorry, I'm very high."

(Arigold) "Haha Grool!"

(DickWad) "I talk to damn much when I'm high."

Dealer: Grool wins Pot (600)

(Wicked) "Dammit! I folded nines!"

After the next hand is dealt, Richard looks at his cards and see's pocket 5's

Richard decides to go all in

(DickWad) "All in for the win."

Dealer: Wicked shows [Js Kd] (Three of a Kind, Kings +QJ)
Dealer: DickWad shows [5s 5h] (Two Pair, Kings and Fives +Q)
Dealer: Wicked wins Pot (810) with Three of a Kind

Wicked Smiles

(Wicked) "Good game Dick."

(DickWad) "Well that went quick..."

(Grool) "Hahaha!"

(DickWad) "That was some Boo Boo bullshit."

(Wicked) "Don't hate the player, hate the game."

(Arigold) "I'm going to hate the player that invented the game."

(DickWad) "The dealer wanted me gone, it's a conspiracy. It enticed me with two sexy looking hands for you to fatality me with."

(Wicked) "Adios Penis Wrinkle."

"She's so mean! Anyhow, so there you have it!!! This concludes the first edition!"

Dick smiles

"Keep your eye out at the tables! You may be the next victim on "Poker talk with Dick"!"

Haha, where do you come up with these ideas?

Jesus...I'm never at the tables when the exciting stuff happens!

All the poker tournaments will no longer be held in Delaware as Las vegas is now open for business.

If those thugs the Tylars don't agree they know where we live... :)

I never get to the tables, either turn up late and the games already started or there's no bugger around to play.....

sadly after Dick was kicked out by the Awesomeness of Wicked, I was the next one to go, but in my defense I was very tired from the long trip from Japan. If my lovely Godfather didn't send me to Yakuza's turf I could have won.
but Congrats to Grool and Love to Wicked.

owh yeah , by the way, Dick you always come up with amusing stuff. thanks for keeping me entertain bud. keep the the "hard work" if you get what I mean.