Killer_Jane walks out onto a massive stage, her bodyguards throwing rose petals in front of her.  There is a hush among the crowd as she starts to speak.

Have you ever wanted my hands caressing the inside of your trousers?
Ever wanted to slide your hand into this good looking lady's secret compartment?
Are you tired of the people who are training their guns getting all the fun?

Well Ladies and gentlemen, now is the time for you.

This Wednesday in St. Louis we are having a good old Midwestern free for all.
In honour of our cities name, we're going French. Dirty, unwashed and unwelcome when their hands are put upon you.

We in this great city are ashamed to be named after a king who's child wife dry humped cake.

So, to make it up to you, we're throwing the mother of free for alls.

On Wednesday, starting at 00:00 game time, anyone in the city of St. Louis can pick pocket whomever they so wish. There will be no excuses and no repercusions (unless of course you accidentally wack someone, so be careful!).

This will be for the the time stated, and the time stated only.  It will end at 23:59 Wednesday night game time.

Those who wander in without knowledge. tish tish and tough shit, I'm posting this thread for a reason suckers!

It's a free for all.

There may even be pie.

Have fun in our great city.

As she walks off the stage, her bodyguards present her with a bottle of vodka, walking around taking money from the crowd, shouting praises for this awesome woman.

SINGER stands at the light pole listnening to killerjane talk about a big event that will be going on within ST.Louis. SINGER couldnt help but feel more excited about having the chance to pick some pockets and earn a dollar or two. With the crowd going crazy for KillerJane SINGER was going to be sure to make it even if was for just a couple of hours he would pick at least one pocket.

KillerJane i believe this is a great idea. I love when city leaders do big things, especially like this. Great Job.

Great job KillerJane you will have my support I will love put my hand in your open pocket, I want be looking for money for sure

:)

Oh my god I can't wait to put my smelly beany hands in your pockets Killer Jane!

While having a drink in a local bar a man came rushing in excited about some Party that was going on in St Louis..Diabolic walked over to the man and asked him what all the commotion was about..The man spoke so fast he couldnt understand, all he heard was Don Killer Jane dirty hands and pie..Diabolic told the man to settle down take a sip of his drink and tell him again in a way that he could understand..Finally he got it out of the old drunk only took an hour and a few shots.

"Thanks for the info pops." he said to the old man "You can bet I will be there, I love parties!"

I really like this idea.  Too often do people have to tippy toe around on who they pickpocket and it will be nice to have a kind've free for all where just by your current location you are entitling people to fish around in your pockets.

I will certainly be attending with the hopes I get many hands in my pockets.   Although, all I ask is that money is the only thing you grab while in there...  Unless your an attractive female.

As Killer Jane concludes her sapeech, Lord_Inferno lets  an evil laughter out of his mouth; then takes the stage.

It is time I could start pping those who are always scared at the touch of my hand in there trousers and blouses.

Watch out madem en and capos this WiseGuy is comign for you;)

Bojangles listens as Killer Jane finishes her speech.

 I always love it when someone sticks there hand in my pants, I think I'll carry my wallet in my front pocket to make things a little more interesting...

Bojangles whispers to Killer Jane "I can't wait to see you Wednesday, I hope you have apple pie"

<em> Kikashi points to his 'profile' board he wears over his back</em>

That sounds awesome. I will no doubt make myself a nice amount of change, providing not everybody who visits St.Louis that day has heard this raving mad idea being blurted out as i have.

<em>Kikashi straps his pocket money to a homing pidgeon and throws it up in the air</em>

Even if i dont make money, i'll be interested to see what big names i get to fondle bond...

<em>The pidgeon unable to carry the weight of $5000 cash hurtles to the floor with a squishy thud</em>

Erm, i'm just gonna pretend that never happened.

<em>side steps the mushed up pidgeon then skips off down the road with anticipation and glee</em>

Just a reminder to everyone that this event will be starting in about 30 mins.  Anyone who is in St. Louis who does not want to be pickpocketed need to fly or go to sleep before that time.  This is your last warning.

Hope to see everyone there besides those party poopers!

PS--There will be a few (hopefully a TON of) STL people there available for OCs as well, so that's another incentive to get your butts over there!

I also just wanted to put in the fact that the casino during this time will be offering Maximum betting amounts during this competition.

So make sure you all enjoy a bit of gambling at the new Casino, Spirit of the Buffalo while you're in town!