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Options | Started by: SINGER on Jan 28, '11 06:16 |
SINGER walks out of his little house in New Orleans and centers himself in the middle of the street. He smiles and looks around at all the people. What in the world was he about to do? He didnt even have an idea. Oh wait yes he did.
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This letter may definitely prove useful in the future! |
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Reply by: Rayne at Jan 28, '11 06:31 | |
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4) Inform the person that you have a secret attraction to Captain Jack Sparrow. |
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Reply by: RoRoG at Jan 28, '11 07:31 | |
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Anthony Slips the rejection letter into his pocket |
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Reply by: AnthonyCorelli at Jan 28, '11 13:37 | |
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Only Singer would turn rejection into a business. I love #5. |
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Reply by: Cross-DeCaprio at Jan 28, '11 13:42 | |
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Listerning to the rejection moves, listed by SINGEr, Jack agreees
"Number 4 is so true my friend, when a woman finds out that I have an attraction to myself, usually they stop talking to me! I am forever being poked and followed by people wanting to get in my pockets, i have a feeling i will run out of these quickly"
Taking a whole bunch, Jack continues with his buisness, which is the half empty bottle of rum he left on his desk. |
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Reply by: JackSparrow at Jan 28, '11 14:21 | |
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"Very helpful Singer." |
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Reply by: Anthony_Bellarosa at Jan 28, '11 17:42 | |
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Grinning wide, Fox hugs her friend SINGER and offers a thank you.
"You know I love this, I'm sure this will be of great use to many...for ones passing it out and for ones recieving it. Keep that mind at work and you will go far." |
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Reply by: -FOX- at Jan 28, '11 20:57 | |
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Lobo walks to a SINGER pokes him with a stick and run away on safe distance
Us stalkers are people too you know?
Do we not bleed when you shoot us for pestering you? Do we not cry when you slap us with that restraining order? Do we not run when you sic your bodyguards at us?
Points at SINGER with his stick
PAPARAZZO ON YOU AND YOUR KIN!
Runs away in darkness. |
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Reply by: Lobo at Jan 29, '11 01:47 | |
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I just have to say how great all these replies have been to the thread.
SINGER takes a breath from laughing and hands lobo a copy of THE LETTER OF REJECTION. Here you go brother go use it on someone. |
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Reply by: SINGER at Jan 29, '11 01:49 | |
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thats the one for me.. Very helpful Singer. |
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Reply by: Ronnie_K at Jan 29, '11 18:10 | |
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Florrie makes a mental note to walk a little further back when she stalks Jack Sparrow. She seen the number of leaflets he picked up and certainly didn't want to receive one of them. |
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Reply by: Florrie_Hughes at Jan 29, '11 23:43 | |
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Stranger happens to come across the rejection letter.
2) Start speaking in random riddles and send them quotes. They wont understand you at all. They will stop talking with you because you are way to complicated.
I just have to say I've been using this one long before the rejection letter came out. It works wonderfully and has never let me down.
Smiling she grabs Florrie and drags her off for a drink somewhere nearby. |
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Reply by: Stranger at Jan 30, '11 00:47 | |
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