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| Parody corner. | Started by: TeQalicious on Feb 10, '08 22:37 |
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Instead of bringing WMOB back to the streets, I've decided to open up my very own parody corner where i can go about my business without the pressures of full time show. So here I will play the parodies I can come up with as I finish them. We have a triple header to start the show! Any parodies done by the public will be read and published if suitable. (Please note; if you wish your work to remain just for my eyes you MUST state this when sending me a parody. "Still bullets in my gun" As I was walking over to the divinelunacy coffeeshop I saw a goomba looking smugly, his money he was counting, I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier, I said stand or deliver, or The Devil he may take ya. Musha ring dum-a-do-dum-a-dah Wack for my family, oh Wack for my family, oh There's still bullets in my gun, yo! I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny, I took all of his money and I brought it home to my boss, He swore that he'd watch over me, never would betray me But The Devil took that leader, 'cos you know he tricked me easy. Musha ring dum-a-do-dum-a-dah Wack for my family, oh Wack for my family, oh There's still bullets in my gun, yo! Being drunk and weary, I went my old family HQ, Taking my money with me and I never knew the danger For about 6, maybe 7, in walked my leader I jumped up, fired off my pistols and I shot him with barrels Musha ring dum-a-do-dum-a-dah Wacking my family, oh Wacking my family, oh There's still bullets in my gun, yo! Now, some men like a talking and some men like a bitching and some men like to hear... a man shouting from the rooftops But me, I like killing, 'specially iny my home city So here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain, yeah. Musha ring dum-a-do-dum-a-dah Wacking my family, oh Wacking my family, oh There's still bullets in my gun, yo! I got banged up for killing you. And I loved, I loved, I loved, I loved, I loved, I loved the thrill of the kill. Adapted from Thin Lizzy - Whiskey in the Jar |
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"Wacking idiot" Don't wanna be another wacking idiot Don't wanna be some kid jerking off to the wack screen And do I look like a dribbling fool yet? I don't know my alphabet from A to Z Welcome to the new kind of mafia All across the world idiots are spamming Everything is meant to be ok They all have dreams for tomorrow, Want to be the ones we have to follow, can't take 'em seriously at all. Well maybe they're just a bunch of fuckheads who talk shit Never heard of a secret family hit. Now everybody do the "I just wacked" dance Wipe that off your screen and go and pull up your pants. Welcome to the new kind of mafia All across the world idiots are spamming Everything is meant to be ok They all have dreams for tomorrow, Want to be the ones we have to follow, can't take 'em seriously at all. *guitar interlude where women throw their under at me on stage* Don't wanna be another wacking idiot Don't wanna be some kid jerking off to the wack screen Informations leads to hysteria Going out to the idiots of mafia Welcome to the new kind of mafia All across the world idiots are spamming Everything is meant to be ok They all have dreams for tomorrow, Want to be the ones we have to follow, can't take 'em seriously at all. Adapted from Green Day - American Idiot |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 10, '08 22:37 | |
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"Killed them my way" For me, the end is near And so I face, the final shot now. My friend, I'll say it clear, I'll shoot them all, of that im certain I've lived, a life that's full, I've shot each and every hitman And more, more much than this I killed them my way. Regrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention I shot all I had to shoot, saw it through without exemption I planned this bloodshedding course, each careful step, among the bodies and more, much more than this... I killed them my way. Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew when i'd bit off more than i could chew, but through it all, when there was doubt I took my shots and spit them out! I faced it all and I stood tall, I killed them my way. I've mugged, I've shot and killed, I've had my fill, my share of dying. And now, as I start again, I find it all so amusing To think, I shot all them and may I say, not in a shy way Oh no... Oh no, not me. I killed them my way. For what is a man, what has he got? If not his gun, he has nothing to back up the things, he truly feels and not words of one who sucks up. The record shows, I took the shots And kill them.... MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Adapted from Frank Sinatra - My way. |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 10, '08 22:38 | |
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Here we have a parody by Animal. Fantastic listening! On a long and lonesome highway, east of Chicago. You can listen to the radio playing songs you know, You can think about your target, or the one you found the night before, But your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do. When your hunting down the bounty and there's nothing much to do And you don't feel much like killing, you just wish the job was through. Say, here i am, on the trail again. Got my ear, to the ground. I bet the guy's, running scared again. There he goes, another found. Well you walk into a coffee shop, strung out from the road, You can feel the eyes upon you, as your shaking off the cold You pretend it doesn't bother you, but you just want to unload. Most times you can't hear them talk, other times you can. Oh the same old blame, He killed a woman, He killed a man you always see outnumber, can't send them all to the promised land. Here i am, on the trail again. Got my ear, to the ground. I bet the guy's, running scared again There he goes, another found. Out there in the darkness your a million miles away, every scream he makes, is muffled away, as the blood pours out his body from the bullet holes you made. Later in the evening as you lie awake in bed. With the echo from the gun shot, ringing in your head, You smoke the days last cigarette, laughing at what he said. Now here i am, on the trail again. Got my ear, to the ground. I bet the guy's running scared again. There he goes, another found. Adapted from Turn The Page - Bob Seger |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 11, '08 08:24 | |
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Off we go again! 'The Hitters lives' Well it rains and it pours when im out on my own If I crash on the couch, have to sleep in the clothes 'cos I spent the night killing, I'm drunk I suppose If it looks like I'm laughing, I'm really just asking you to bleed. This alone, you're in time for the show I'm the one that you need, I'm the one that you loathe You can watch me corrode, like a beast in the streets 'cos I love all the poison I get from the fairies in the the street. I've really been on a kill spree and it shows, So why don't you blow me? You fucking dribbling fools. Give me a shot to remember, It can take all the pain away from me One kill and I will surrender, The Hitters lives are the deadliest to lead. I'd like to burn all the HQ's so bright people bitch at me in love with all of this bloodshed, so you can leave like the sane abandoned me There's a place in the dark where reject hitters go, You can take off your skin in the underground glow Ironfist loves the kill and the lust it commands Drop the pistol and lather the blood on your hands Romeo. I've really been on a kill spree and it shows, So why don't you blow me? You fucking dribbling fools. Give me a shot to remember, It can take all the pain away from me One kill and I will surrender, The Hitters lives are the deadliest to lead. I'd like to burn all the HQ's so bright that people bitch at me in love with all of this bloodshed, so you can leave like the sane abandoned me Give me a shot to remember, It can take all the pain away from me One kill and I will surrender, The Hitters lives are the deadliest to lead. I'd like to burn all the HQ's so bright that people bitch at me in love with all of this bloodshed, so you can leave like the sane abandoned me Adapted from MCR - The Sharpest Lives. |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 11, '08 09:02 | |
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| A greater abuse of the new reward for speaking system I never did see. Congratulations. | |
| Reply by: Fred at Feb 11, '08 09:11 | |
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| Care to give me an explanation to that Fred? Or just making random non-sensical comments? | |
| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 11, '08 09:15 | |
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Actually Fred, don't bother. I've just looked around and seen more posts by you. You're one of those contradicting morons who drivel on about people spamming when all your posts are made of up "u r teh spamz0r!" Oozing irony. |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 11, '08 09:17 | |
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Just a quick note. Anyone who has a favourite song that they'd like me to have a go at parodying, let me know and I'll do my best to come up with something as soon as I can. |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 11, '08 11:35 | |
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| How about "The Devil went down to Georgia" :D Gooood song, I could see some pretty funny stuff coming out of it. | |
| Reply by: Atonement at Feb 11, '08 11:40 | |
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As requested by Atonement. "Ganelon went down to New York" Ganelon went down to New York, he was looking for souls to steal. He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, he was willing to to make a deal when he came across this young nuck, saw him playing with a gun that was hot Ganelon jumped up on his soap box and said "Boy let me tell you what" I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a hitman too, and if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you shoot pretty good now boy, but give the Devil his due, I bet a gun of gold, agaisnt your soul, cos I think I'm better than you. The young buck said "My name's PrinceOfCheese and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best there's ever been!" PrinceOfCheese, warm up your gun and train it very hard 'cos hell's broke loose in New York and the Devil deals the cards, and if you win, you'll get this shiny gun made up of gold, but if you lose, Ganelon gets your soul. Ganelon opened up his coat and he said "I'll start this show" and fire flew from the barrel as he opened up to fire he pulled trigger back some more and it made an evil sound Then his horde of demons join in and it sounded something like this... *cue people dropping dead and falling the floor* When the devil had finished, PrinceOfCheese said "well, you're pretty good old son, but sit down there, right in that chair and let me show you how it's done..." Fire on his own crew, run bitches run! The devil has no HQ wack like my fake gun Shooting fish in a barrel, they fall one by one Ganelon bowed his head, because he knew he had been beat, and he laid that golden gun on the ground at PrinceOfcheese's feet. PrinceOfCheese said "Ganelon, just come on back if you ever wanna try again, cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm there best there's ever been!" Fire on his own crew, run bitches run! The devil has no HQ wack like my fake gun Shooting fish in a barrel, they fall one by one Adapted from The Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down To Georgia. |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 11, '08 12:22 | |
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| ROFL. I have to give it to ya mate, you're a genious. I really enjoyed this hahahah. | |
| Reply by: Atonement at Feb 11, '08 12:25 | |
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| I don't know how well you can do it with rap songs. But maybe Colt 45 by afroman? Haha there's a lot you can do with that song =P | |
| Reply by: Atonement at Feb 11, '08 12:34 | |
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| hehe, I'll give it a go. Although I have a small list building up now so it might not get released until later on today. | |
| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 11, '08 12:36 | |
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| I'll be checking back from time-to-time :D | |
| Reply by: Atonement at Feb 11, '08 12:39 | |
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TeQ. Can you adapt Bob Dylan - Blowing in the wind for me? Thank-you very much in advance. |
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| Reply by: Mikus at Feb 11, '08 14:57 | |
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Mikus, give me a little while to come up with yours. Your request reminded me of a wee task i have to perform. The way Brandi's so cute, The way MP makes you smile, The memory of all that, VJ, they can't take that away from me The way you type your smile the way your fedora is illuminous green, the way you need caffeine, VJ, they can't take that away from me We will surely, surely meet again on that bumpy road of IRC, Still there'll always, always be the memories of; The way you beat the kids away, The way Zebedee spaffs, The way Izzy abused the shower curtain, VJ, they can't take that away from me. Adapted from Ella Fitzgerald - You can't take that away from me. |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 11, '08 18:30 | |
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I would Like to request two if thats not too difficult She's Lost Control by Joy Division & There is a Light that Never Goes Out by The Smiths So far so good TeQ keep it up :D |
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| Reply by: Intervention at Feb 11, '08 19:09 | |
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| Looks like you might be able to start charging for this service there Teq. ;) | |
| Reply by: Atonement at Feb 11, '08 21:57 | |
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Here's the latest piece of artistry... this time by a man named Animal. Say colt 45 and my friend zig-zag. baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark, and break that snitch's knees, As the break starts to burn we can take our turn beating him with a crowbar, Stop and hit him hard like your in the hit squad and then go dump his body in the harbor. So pop pop the knee joint back until you see it break the skin He will be wishing he never ratted out the boss, but he'll never get the chance again. so roll, roll, the window down on my '35 Coupe Deville. since the first shot didn't take him down this Tommy Gun surely will. Well it was just sundown in small mob town, they call it East Side LA when the Local Don walked through the coffee shop, the thugs all ran away. I was standing on the corner getting protection money, when I met a guy named Prince Of Cheese. I told him get off my corner cause I didn't know he was the owner of a New York crime family. He kicked me in the shin, He kicked me on the floor, Kicked so hard he made MY feet sore. Then he kicked me to the left, kicked me to the right kicked my head till my vision turned white I thought to myself what should I be doin' got my face looking' like a pin cushion He turned on his heels and walked away but some goomba's pulled up in a Chevrolet and so I ran, I jumped out the front window but one of them was waitin' with a two-by-four oh he beat me to the left he beat me to the right the mother fucker wooped my ass all right but im only mad at the beating a tad cause I cought the goombas name. It was Fred I got a revolver and a bottle of lime I'm gonna cap the prick right between the eyes. Say colt 45 and my friend zig-zag. baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark, and break that snitch's knees, As the break starts to burn we can take our turn beating him with a crowbar, Stop and hit him hard like you are in the hit squad and then go dump his body in the harbor. So pop pop the knee joint back until you see it break the skin He will be wishing he never ratted out the boss, but he'll never get the chance again. so roll, roll, the window down on my '35 Coupe Deville. since the first shot didn't take him down this Tommy Gun surely will. I met this MadeMan in Chicago he had a good gun so he had to lay low I took him in my sights and fired a shell I split that bitches skull like the liberty bell I met this lady from New Orleans, never made the top of the list of earnings I showed her the pettys, I showed her the drug runs In two weeks time she was by far number one. Don't be amazed with at stories I tell ya I met a Gangster in the city of Philedelphia. Had a big head and a big mouth too, So I popped in the jaw like a kangaroo I went to the Jackles Lounge in Las Vegas did a little gamblin' but the slots were bogus. Frank Ortiz was broke, FridgeRevenge was Rich then I hit the jackpot when I broke the switch met a reporter in the state of Nevada bitchin' about some rival paper, blah blah I told him to go blow it wasn't my crisis. I just don't care for all that writing shit. Say colt 45 and my friend zig-zag. baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark, and break that snitch's knees, As the break starts to burn we can take our turn beating him with a crowbar, Stop and hit him hard like your in the hit squad and then go dump his body in the harbor. So pop pop the knee joint back until you see it break the skin He will be wishing he never ratted out the boss, but he'll never get the chance again. so roll, roll, the window down on my '35 Coupe Deville. since the first shot didn't take him down this Tommy Gun surely will. I met StealToeTony in a back alley although his fetish is weird he don't bother me. And that Tiggy girl really drives me crazy and she only beats me at Tnet because im lazy ;) I borrowed money from this lady in Oklahoma bought a couple of bodyguards is what I told her But I hit listed some dude from the Red Fez Connection I can't wait till his pro runs out again I got stealth mugged in New York City but he didn't take much cause I only carry fifty. Started talking to this beautiful sexy hoe and she just ran into the arms of Ron Mexico Say colt 45 and my friend zig-zag. baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark, and break that snitch's knees, As the break starts to burn we can take our turn beating him with a crowbar, Stop and hit him hard like your in the hit squad and then go dump his body in the harbor. So pop pop the knee joint back until you see it break the skin He will be wishing he never ratted out the boss, but he'll never get the chance again. so roll, roll, the window down on my '35 Coupe Deville. since the first shot didn't take him down this Tommy Gun surely will. |
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