Hanging out with friends was Nikki's favourite way to pass the time.

The only problem was - she didn't have many who she could easily call. However, just down the road from where she was staying at in Las Vegas, was a small bakery shop owned by none other than Tammy. Nikki could smell the chocolate and butter from her motel room. 

One morning, she decided to go there and see what other treats Tammy had to offer. Plus, she was really lonely. Maybe she might meet someone new? That would be nice.

Before heading out, she decided to pick out her favourite sundress. It reached just above her knees and her caramel brown hair was down in effortless, yet gorgeous waves. She gave herself a look in the mirror one last time and nodded. Satisifed with her appearance, she finally slipped into a pair of white flats before locking her front door behind her. 

She was expecting to see delicious baked goods and happy smiling customers when she walked in.

What Nikki wasn't expecting was that she was about to have the greatest but weirdest time of her innocent and mundane life. She saw a lot of familiar faces but her eyes went straight to Tony_Dippolito. "Tony what are you doing to those donuts?" 

Tony was... a stripper. He's not really everyone's type, but there were a few who really liked him. He was being assaulted by one of his customers when Nikki saw him. The guy wanted to treat "his beloved". The guy also liked donuts. The guy was trying put a donut in Tony's mouth.

Tony... liked donuts. But he didn't like being fed donuts. He didn't want to destroy the donut, but he also wanted it away from his face. So, he put his finger in the hole with the intention of trying to gracefully pull it away from the man's hand.

"Hi Nikki," he said.

"Hey Billie! (@Billie-Frechette) Can you and Nikki help me out?"

Little did he know that things were about to get worse.

Tammy had swore never to bake or sell any donuts ever again, after seeing Tony_Dippolito do what he did..

She was happy to see a beaming NikkiOsavkovska enter her place. The way the was smiling, Tammy knew, it must have been her, that was the cause of all that noise that had disturbed Tammy from baking when she had gotten up at 3 AM. She shook her head, trying to get rid of all the mental echoes of the things she heard that night.

Anyway, here she was. Tammy professionally smiled

Coffee?

Today.. To accompany the coffee, I have baked stroopwafels. But I also have some blueberry cheesecake or raspberry, dark-chocolate muffins.

Smiling, she calmly waited for NikkiOsavkovska to bring it out of context once again

Pyro burst through the back door and rips his clothes off with the speed of 420 cheetahs and 1 horny rabbit.

"Did someone say, Dance battle?!"

Pyro waves over to Tony_Dippolito to sit this one out. "The vet has this one" . Tony looks at Pyro with a sense of relief on his face and goes get a drink.

Pyro walks right past Tony's previous customer and right over to Billie-Frechette prepared to give her the lap dance of her life when he sees Tony's previous customer throw a donut at him out of jealousy.  Pyro drops it like it's hot and catches it in his mouth, then proceeds to his dance. 

As the lap dance concludes and the music softens, Pyro takes the donut and puts it in Billie's mouth. Billie sits in absolute awe and Pyro knows he did a hell of a show. After a brief silence the room lit up with applause and the throwing of roses.

Feeling quite accomplished Pyro sits next to NikkiOsavkovska and Charlie__Pavanno to rest his tanned Mexican butt cheeks. Looking over at his good pal Charlie, who has a perplexed look upon his face, "How did I do?"  As he waits on his friends response he mouths over to Nikki and winks, "Your next sweetheart". 

Charlie was wondering how he even got here. It was all a blur to him and it was beginning to become something of a mystery, all he remembered was that he came here for some coffee and an escape from the daily hustle of the life. Now was one of those times and he wondered what was happening before him. 

His left hand was dancing rather oddly with Tony and then there was the situation with the donut. Now this was one of the times where Charlie would have stepped out, needing some fresh air. None of that came as Pyro sat down next to her, all he could do was look at the man with a raised brow. Wondering what had just taken the man over there?

"Well it was interesting, I can give you that mate. It's one of the, well, one of the more different dances I have seen in my lifetime now that i think about it. Just what brought that on mate!?"

Charlie asked, his eyes flicking between Nikki and Pyro, noticing the odd way that Pyro was eying her up. He knew that look, it was the look that Pyro gave whenever a 'goth' girl walked by. It left for a rather interesting Pyro wishing to find whatever ways he could to get into the woman's pants. He was not ready for that to happen here...

"COFFEE! Please! I need some fucking coffee!"

He screeched randomly towards Tammy, although he did noticed Aleks_Tomson, wondering what the man was doinger, he called him over!

"Aleks! Hey mate, why don't you come over? Grab a chair and have a fun time."

He looked at Aleks, mouthing to him 'SAVE ME, PLEASE!'

Aleks was sitting in his corner with a cigar in his mouth, watching and processing everything he saw and he was shocked. What da hell he thought to himself.. back in the old days guys were guys, no fucking around or dancing like girls. These days you couldnt tell anymore who is who.. fuck this, he thought to himself and spit on the floor. Took a long puff from his cigar and sipped his drink. He saw how Charlie__Pavanno went to Tammy for a coffee and called him over. Aleks got his lazy ass up and walked near. He grabbed a chair and sat down. He saw Tammy, smiled to her and told her to get one coffee for him aswell. 

"Whats up Charlie? Fuck is going on here? Its like a fucking circus." He laughed and puffed his cigar.

While he was sitting there and enjoyed his cigar and coffee, he saw how Flexx-Mitchell stepped in and looked around.

The scene was amped and Flexx was already blowed. 

“Damn I should have passed on that last blunt.”

He says as he tosses the end of a joint out before he entered the location. He just got dropped off and could just remember speaking about the munchies.. After a long hustle he definitely needed some coffee and some snakums, to end a long day. As he enters he was more than shocked but surprised from the scene he had walked into. He pauses for a moment before he makes his way over to the counter. With his head on a swivel he feels someone brush against him. Flexx turns startled . it was Pyro drippin it like it was hot. Flexx put a bit of a pep in his step and made his way by unscaved, Pryo looked like he had been completely. Doughnuted up, but as the music played  (https://youtu.be/lbnoG2dsUk0 he continues with his girating motions. He slides in a chair next to charlie, and looks to the tender. 

“Coffee for me too.  Black. With a splash of cognac please. “

He says as he looks over at Charlie__Pavanno, 

“Brother not sure if it gets better than this. We may as well enjoy it.”

The tender brings his Coffee over and Flexx lights a blunt as he holds his drink up

Recently waking up Ray walks in totally oblivious to Pyro giving lap dances, Tammys funky doughnuts, and Tony being hand fed so he grabs a glass of tea and a slice of toast with some jam and grabs a seat by the door. Pulling a flask out of his jacket and taking a swig he suddenly realizes the scene infront of him.

"What.The.Fuck"

Seeing the lap dances, nasty doughnuts, and a man being fed by someone else Ray flips a coin and stands up

"fuck it" 

Pyro had long since acquired new clothes, since his little performance had been over quite a while now.

He walked back into the main room and noticed everyone had shuffled around a bit. But he decided to go and sit next to Ray_Keech because he had an enormous joint in his hand.

"Hows it's going Ray? Like this place so far?"As Ray passed the blunt he seemed unsure of how to answer, But Pyro was patient.  He would wait.

Pyro hit the blunt and threw a wink over to NikkiOsavkovska before he drifted off into a convo with Ray. 

Licking her fingers of the donut she just finished, Billie situated herself in her seat. The memory of the tanned Mexican ass that was just in her face still fresh in her mind.  

"Best donut ever! Who wants to take this party to the next level at my place across the street? I have plenty of Tequila and coke. Strip poker anyone?"

Billie looks over as NotoriousBIG was just walking into the bakery.

"C'mon, follow us. The more the merrier."

BIG had been pretty busy in the last days but didn't hesitate to take a little break from Philly and visit some good friends in Las Vegas. As he approached the bakery, he could see all the familiar faces looking at him. BIG was known for his appetite for pastries, which had taken an enormous toll on his stomach. He had to use a considerable amount of force to squeeze his fat ass through the front door. Finally, here, Biggie thought to himself. The crowd was already laughing at BIG's efforts to get through the door, it sure didn't make him feel any better. But fuck'em, who the hell did this so-called punk-ass friends think they were. Biggie pretended to be happy as he greeted all his "friends", but he sure as hell wasn't feeling so well. The only thing that could save him now, was 3 or 4 of Tammy's amazing donuts, hopefully, that would get him in a better mood. 

Biggie approached the counter to greet Tammy

Hi, can I have some unproed cookies please? Just kidding friend, peaceful times now comadre. 

Tammy looked back at BIG with relief and a smile on her face. The urge for donuts overtook Biggie, and he grabbed 4 of the most delicious donuts he could see. Then he hit the "whoa" and caught all the donuts in his mouth. Breathing heavily Biggie went to sit by NikkiOsavkovska and the rest of the group. Suddenly after he sat down, the chair began to make a cracking noise. And whoops, Biggie was on the floor, with everyone laughing at him again. 

As BIG laying on the floor, JustinBieber walks through the door. 

Nikki decided that it would be a better idea to head over to Billie-Frechette's house for some strip poker. They were damn near treating Tammy's bakery shop as a brothel. Her mind was scattered. In just the last few minutes, she had witnessed:

• Tony_Dippolito almost getting assaulted by a donut
• A strip battle between Pyro and some random dude
• Charlie screaming for coffee
• A joint being passed around, props to Flex
• Some other shit she didn't want to get into

All of this happened right in front of Nikki's eyes. The whole time she was frozen in place as she stared at her new friends. But then, a hint of a smile on her face started to appear. The smile grew and grew until she couldn't help but giggle.

"You guys..." She looked around happily. "You guys are really gonna be the death of me one day. Now let's all go to Billie's house and continue this shit show. I'll bring the drugs. I mean, the snacks." 

Tammy had walked away to do some special cookies, as Pyro had handed her some herbs that he wanted to see baked into Tammy's famous Danish chocolate chip cookies as an extra ingredient, so she was away for..
what was it..?
..it was.. LONG ENOUGH TO SEE HER BAKERY RUINED!

What the hell are you all doing!? She yelled, before bringing Charlie__Pavanno the coffee he requested, and needed.
You are vandalizing my place! The only calm person here seems to be Aleks_Tomson.. She smiled at Aleks, professionally, and poured him a large mug of black gold, before handing Flexx-Mitchell one, too..

OK, you are ruining the thing, but business is pretty good, Tammy whispered as added Mitchell's cognac.
By the way.. Mitch; Call me Tamm.. Tammy.. Or Miss.. But not tender. I hate that word!
I am not a construction contractor, that has to make a frauded price for a construction that includes bribing the competition off..

She heard the craziness take another dimension as Billie started speaking
Great idea, Billie-Frechette! Please move the mess to your place! And tell Tony_Dippolito what part of the body donuts are made for!

Four?! She looked at NotoriousBIG, then took all four rainbow donuts that were still untouched by Tony, handing them over with a professional smile.
She looked at Biggie wiggle off and then molestating her bakery's furniture even further..

Get the fuck out, you all!!!

..she thought, but staying professional, she said
Perhaps it's a jolly good idea of Billie-Frechette. I hear there are couches that are not yet to pieces across the street, for example.. And there is probably a lot of other stuff that can be broken there which already is over here..

Tammy sighed

Tony got his handkerchief from his pants and wiped the caramel off his face. The man finally moved on after he got what he wanted. The people around Tony tried to help, but he ended up eating a piece of the donut anyways. There were a lot of scum like him, but he was the mayor's son. He desperately wanted Tony to eat the donut. So, Tony had to acquiesce. (He himself paid the mayor's taxes.)

Tony would continue with his life (in the moment, going to Billie-Frechette 's house). He would try to forget what happened. He wished he could massacre the mayor and his family. That was impossible though, he knew. And even if he did massacre them.. the damage had been done. He ate the donut.

Tony sighed and took one step at a time to Billie's house.

Pyro sits after hearing the plan and stands up. Fumbling in his jacket pocket for a cigar, he finally finds one and lights it. 

"Well guys see yall at Billie's". Pyro said as he walks out the door ,not 20 paces behind Tony.

"Yo Tony wait up".

They disappear down the street adrift in conversation. 

Aleks was still sitting behind the counter and smoking his cigar. He realized his damn coffee cup was empty, so he looked toward Tammy and she knew he needed to refill it. He saw how some people decided to leave the place but he didnt wanted to go. Tammy ferilled his coffee and placed infront of him. Aleks took a 100$ bill and slided it to Tammy. Winked his right eye while doing it. 

Aleks tasted his coffee and it was delicious. He wondered where those two guys went to.. since Pyro left aswell, it must  be something to do with goth girls or some other weird shit.. he took a sip from his cup.

He turned around and somehow he didnt saw where is NikkiOsavkovskaya.. hel finished his coffee and stood up to go and find her..

He sat there in one of the worlds most wanted bakerys and drank fresh coffee and ate todays wonderful cake, Tammy knew what people wanted for sure.

"Tammy, a refill perhaps, hope you have the time, its a damn good coffee as always that you make"