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The Iron Bank Started by: Mikhail on Sep 20, '19 00:30

Mikhail entered the streets to share the formation of the Iron Bank. While it was going to be a new business venture, it sure did have ties to the old way of doing things. He wanted to try an old school idea and make it new school...

"First I'd like to give my many thanks to the comrades who have made this possible, and I wish to announce the formation of the Iron Bank.

The Iron Bank has been capitalized from a consortium of investors who look fondly back on the days when those in need of cash could ask for help to those who had access to greater wealth. The Iron Bank will of course charge its fees but they are not what you might expect. The reasons for this is because we want to see growth amongst our world. We want to see districts and cities even grow to their fullest potential. We want to encourage new blood, those without an inheritance, get a chance to successfully set up. We wish to increase the the sense of harmony and community during this post war period."

Mikhail takes a second for the crowd to finish gathering around so he can continue...

"We at the Iron Bank feel a sense of community and want to help you, help yourselves. The wealth we have and will generate will mostly go back into this thing of ours.

We will of course have checks and balances in place to protect our investments. That goes without saying. Some will attempt to scam us, some might even succeed; but rest assured trust us with respect and honor and you will receive like for like. If you don't, just remember that the Iron Bank has a long memory and even longer reach."

As he finishes up his announcement, he gets to the fine details.

"We will not be accepting applications for funding until further notice. Instead we will approach those who we think might benefit from our help. We also encourage all leaders and their hands to get in touch. 

We look forward to working with you."

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A bank by the people, for the people. Truly this is a milestone of innovation and progress, my comrade.
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Finally, we will have access to a reliable bank for all our fully legal financial needs!

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After seeing this I have just one thought, down with all bank and make sure all try out this type of bank instead, love it

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Mikhail entered the streets to give an update on the Iron Bank to his comrades. He wanted to remind the rest of the comrades across the country of the great opportunity thats being offered here. He pulled out a ledger to read off what the Iron Bank has done in the last few days...

"To all my comrades across the world, I wanted to give an update on our loans with the Iron Bank. It seems some people are taking full advantage of our services. We have currently loaned out $110,000,000 and 200 credits. While it was not clear in our original announcement, we can loan credits on a limited basis. In the future, the limitation on credits will be removed. 

If anyone would like to send in a loan application or want to know more, contact our representative CommissarZverev. He might be a little slow on getting back to you as he's just getting settled in Las Vegas. His move from the motherland was not a smooth one."

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Just to add, Supreme Leader Mikhail, speculative discussions are welcome, and I am currently considering a guaranteed deposit scheme.

Don't hesitate to contact me
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The ion bank my ass. You meant the iron casino!

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Yeah mickey, you tell 'em!

But also, what bank isnt a scam
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Joeseph A. Bank is not a scam. 

It's a place for men to look great, while they be great, until the gotta be great.

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