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SINGER walks out handing flyer's out to everyone he sees.
Hello all My name is SINGER. Now if you are a in need of some schooling in some areas and would like to understand how somethings are done in this world i opened up a school. I call it the Role Playing School. It is a public school which means the education is the best and the schooling is free. I even care about how my students wish to perform in this thing of ours so i offer home study classes again for free.
SINGER holds up a giant cardboard sign with a bunch of statistics and graphs and other useful junk.
This graph shows me a few things. The first is that are streets face these spontaneous eerie silences that i would love to help put a slow end too. The second it shows me is no one is encouraged to come to the streets and with that it is most unfortunate. Finally the third is that my pen was running out of ink as i drew up this graph.
SINGER tightens his tie and continues on his little speech.
My little school is for all shapes and sizes, For the tall and small and for the old and young. I teach the basics of speaking in all areas and even put up an occasional example of something to look at. I have volunteer teachers that may or may not come in on an occasional basis.
SINGER laughs to himself.
When this worlds all about money and im doing something like this for free i guess you could ask why i would make this and i have developed a solid proof answer. Everyone deserves a chance to speak out and everyone deserves the right to be heard I would just like to make that more of a possibility. So without further wait i present to you The Role Playing School.
SINGER hands you the class scedule.
The School of Role Playing Syllabus
Dear Student,
Every person here is welcome. Everyone here is and always will be accepted for who they are. Their will be no questions asked during class however if you would like to stay after and ask a question or two Professor SINGER would be more than grateful to help you out with what you need sorting out.
If a student would like to see a particular subject addressed more thoroughly Professor SINGER would be honored to do so. A simple notice in SINGERS inbox would be more than sufficient.
This school is a free of charge school if you pay SINGER he will burn your money in front of you. This is a service that he would like to be happening.
Professor SINGER occasionally suffers from the known occits but it should be ignored unless he sneezes upon you. Then you will have to die. Not really.
If a student has made a business professor SINGER would be most grateful to visit it and help support his student. The same goes with if the student has created a discussion of some sort in the streets.
Professor SINGER is not to be called SINGER because he is not SINGER he puts on a fake beard and fake glasses and pretends that he is old so then he becomes Professor SINGER. He believes to be an intelligent person that way. We all know he is just really strange.
Finally here are the directions to get to the school from where you currently are. God bless you.
THE SCHOOL OF ROLEPLAYING!
SINGER hands out the last paper to everyone and begins to head to the newly built school that is in new orleans.
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