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| Valentines Day | Started by: DanK on Feb 11, '08 13:08 |
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A young man walks onto the street wearing nothing (thats right, he is nude, and yes, its cole outside...) except a pair of plastic wings. In his right hand, a toy bow and arrow set, in his left hand, a piece of paper with his speech written down Ladys and gentelman, I come here today as Cupid. With just 3 days to go, it is time to get the cooprate ball rolling. Do you have a loved one you want to show how much they mean to you? Do you secretly want to f**k someones brains out, but too embarrased to say? Or do you merly want to mind up your mate who thinks of himself as a bit of a player? If any of the above applies to you, then listen up. Here at enter a cool sounding name here inc, we are dedicated to proving you with all you need. Simply want a card with one of our special messages on it? That is $2. Messages include: Roses are reddish Violets are bluesish If it wasnt for Jesus We'd all be Jewish Love you forever, X Want to send your special one some flowers? That will be $5 per rose. And obviously a message card Want to get something more perminant? I have rings ($20), necklaces ($50) and earings ($273) Have a special request? let me know and I will price the job for you. Want me to sleep with your loved one? $500. Any children produced are your custody Obviously, full annonymity is assured. You let me know what you want, I provide the service, and do not tell them who it is. Finally, on Valentines Day, I will be having an auction in aid of the DanK Foundation Charity, which assists in me buying drugs for small children. The prize, a weekend with me in Philly. Bidding starts now and will end at 23.59 Valentines Day. Love you all |
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| What is all this stuff about love, cupid and flowers? Valentines Day is for shooting, a lot of it. | |
| Reply by: Derange at Feb 11, '08 14:04 | |
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