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| Midgets, Dancing and Bloodshed.... | Started by: Zebedee on Feb 11, '08 17:54 |
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3 of all of our favourite things. Now, should the God that deletes my other flyers care to leave this for the public, you may see my point. It has come to my attention that a certain Mr_47 is back on our streets. You may think this is a dangerous time. Not at all. For he seems to have attracted the bloodlines of 2 other of the greatest street speakers in this worlds history, non withstanding. A certain Drunkard and a certain liquor are back and have spoken to me in the coffee shops. I will rise to this challenge! So, without further ado, I give you...........MIDGET MAKEOVER! *Grabs the nearest umpah lumpah and gives him a pale face to rival TeQ, a belly to rival ******* (name darkened to keep the 'beautiful' girls name safe) and a skin complaint to rival Cathy_Parks 'rash'. Now, I shall hereby turn this midget into a living, breathing, replica of Shuki, skull cap and all. Now, the dancing and the bloodshed is up to you. If its a good replica, you leave it be, if not, you make it dance by firing razorblades at its kosherness and seeing how well it dances. 47, TeQ, Drunk, the challenge is on. BOING! |
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| The streets are alive Zebedee. I am almost tempted to get out my bongos and the fake goatee. | |
| Reply by: Orwell at Feb 11, '08 18:03 | |
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Orwell, Never deny yourself! |
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| Reply by: Zebedee at Feb 11, '08 18:06 | |
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Almost told a story yourself there my little BOING! "47, TeQ, Drunk". Sicko's, anyone thinking that. Any challenge involving midgets and dancing is fine by me! I once had a lapdance from a midget, true story. She was gyrating around in a skimpy outfit and I was all like... "Do I get this one half price?". The next I remember I was on the dirty floor in an alley with a dog peeing up my arm. I just don't get it... |
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| Reply by: TeQalicious at Feb 11, '08 18:26 | |
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beady eyed gaze. You wouldn't be making short jokes, naw, would ye Zebedee? Puffs up to all 4'11" of her bad assed, redheaded self. |
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| Reply by: Siobhan_McConnell at Feb 11, '08 18:31 | |
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My dear gaelic beauty, If I could have you as my midget, you know I would! *moonwalks* |
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| Reply by: Zebedee at Feb 11, '08 19:15 | |
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Aww but Zebedee darling, you always told me you couldn't afford to keep me, but wouldn't mind renting... What if you were to purchase Midget Maneating Myopic Moles, and I could be their caretaker. Carpers about Zebedee, doing the samba You know it makes sense! |
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| Reply by: Siobhan_McConnell at Feb 11, '08 19:18 | |
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I would just like to say that Zebedee is far in the lead already... I love midgets....especially when there is dancing and bloodshed are involved. I wish I had my very own midget... Sevenfold hangs his head and continues walking down the street. |
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| Reply by: Sevenfold at Feb 11, '08 19:20 | |
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I have a question...What is the Worst thing you could do to Embarrass a Midget? Intervention leaves the public to think and carrys on his venture to the pub |
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| Reply by: Intervention at Feb 11, '08 19:26 | |
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Jack pulls a midget out of his briefcase, starts to ballroom dance with her. He overhears Intervention and gets curious My guess would be to tell it to stand up, when it already is. Continues dancing extravangantly with his midget |
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| Reply by: JackFrost at Feb 11, '08 19:39 | |
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You are all missing the point! You have to make your own midget (mr potato style) and make it dance, get beaten etc! there will be prizes......apparently. |
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| Reply by: Zebedee at Feb 11, '08 19:58 | |
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I didn't miss the point Zebedee i just asked a question If we are playing Dress up with midgets i bagsy the batman Suit for mine. |
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| Reply by: Intervention at Feb 11, '08 20:08 | |
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Ok, batman option taken. Let the midget beating begin! |
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| Reply by: Zebedee at Feb 11, '08 20:15 | |
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My Midget is SOOOOO gonna kick your midgets ass Intervention Lets his Midget batman off the lead |
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| Reply by: Intervention at Feb 11, '08 20:17 | |
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| It has to be left-footed and albino for me. | |
| Reply by: Citizen_Kane at Feb 12, '08 03:49 | |
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stops dancing with his midget and gets out a barbie outfit and a baseball bat I never liked those dolls... Dresses his midget and gives it the bat Dance Midget Dance! Waving bat around frantically, as the midget goes into a salsa |
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| Reply by: JackFrost at Feb 12, '08 07:56 | |
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Nice work Jack, nice work indeed. however the salsa is a schoolboy error for an opening move. Never sashay on an opening move, it leaves one open to a counter of 'the robot' and that could be fatal. *wonders if 47 will dare show his face, his midget or indeed his hairy mole* |
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| Reply by: Zebedee at Feb 12, '08 18:19 | |
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