Kes steps out of his finely lit new office. On the way down the hall way he stops at a mirror on the wall to check he is looking his best. A stray hair! This is not acceptable..He says as he quickly whips out a comb from his back pocket.

He continues to walk up to the Grand Entrance of The Benevolent Souls HQ before pushing the doors wide open and letting the sunlight shine down upon him.

Good morning ladies!!!

He shouts across the courtyard with a beaming smile on his face, he sees Felix and mashy standing at either side of the courtyard in case the crowd of ladies turn wild!

I know your all wondering why I dragged you out here...well...I have been up all night with excitement at getting all you beautiful ladies here today, and its my great pleasure to announce the 1st ever TonyCorelli Inc. Ladies night of Poker..Hosted by The Benevolent Souls.

Ok so here are how things are gonna work....Firstly...I'm going to take you one by one in the rear.......of the HQ to get you signed up.

Then, after you sign up I will take you from behind...and begin leading you to another exit as I explain the rules...

This is a LADIES NIGHT of poker...with ME!!! That's right....all you ladies will be playing with me at the same time!! (This is one game you don't have to leave your hands on the table for)

Here is how things will work, 

The game will start TOMORROW NIGHT...Mon Feb 06' at 00:00 MR times...You need to be there 30 min before so I have time to take you all in the rear once more!

250k buy in on the night. The winning lady will receive 1 seat to the Go Big Or Go Home 150 credit tournament coming next Sunday. 

As a special prize, any lady who can successfully get me off........ the table will receive 500k! out of my own pocket!

So step right up, get your Cls to sponsor you, steal, do whatever it takes to take it in the rear!!

As he finishes explaining the rules he quickly, and without much messing around, forcefully takes you in the backdoor......of the HQ where there is a beautiful limousine waiting to take you home.

Ps....Not tomorrow....MONDAY NIGHT!! 00:00 MR TIME! 

If I dress like a lady.. will you take me in the rear?

Doesn't Killer_Jane already make you dress up for her pleasure JosiahScurlock? 

By the way, your slip is showing.  Harley winks

Kes, I'd be honored to join your little party, however I haven't the money to join and no one loves me enough to sponsor me.  Besides, I'd only win.  I have a way with cards. Harley pulls a deck of cards of out no where and flamboyantly shows them off before making them disappear again.  Smiling she walks off down the street whistling an upbeat tune.

Seems like were getting alot of interest from the ladies who want me to take em in the rear!....seats are going fast ladies....get yours while you still can.

I thought I would share this reply with you all and then also answer some questions

To: Kes-
From: Lonerforareason
Subject: the rear

Hey Kes!! As one of the beautiful mafioso ladies...I would love to get taken in the rear... and participate in your tournament. As I have never participated in anything like this before...my blonde roots are starting to show. What exactly do I need to do...other than be taken in the rear?? Where do I go?? Please let me know as I am looking forward to taking you...off of the table ;)

Ok so to answer this, if you REALLY want it in the rear....and you really want to beat me off....the table...you need to either reply here, drop me a mail, or come see me in #corellipoker and I will get you all lubed up....sorry...signed up for the match...the sooner you do this the better as it is strictly on a first come first served basis....

Or is it a first served, first come basis?

Ivory walks by and perks up when she hears Poker in the rear and stops and catches Kes’ eye and gives him a smile and slow wink.

I’d love to be taken in the rear….for the Ladies poker…unfortunately I have other business that will keep me away….perhaps I can catch the next one.

Ivory slips back into the shadows.

Ok seen as I am a complete fuck up and have managed to confuse just about everyone (including myself) I just want to clarify something.

The game will start...MONDAY NIGHT 23:59 MR TIME (thats 18:59 EST I belive) 

Ok I hope that is all clear now....thank you...and goodnight!

Well damn, Kes-.

You have figured out a time when I will not be available. You know I would just love it too much and definitely be the first one to get you off.

If you would accept Josiah dressed as a lady I would gladly sponsor him, I hear he looks hot in a bustier.

Well then...seems we have a few people who cant make the set time.

Now we are more than happy to change the time to suit the masses. So please if you need it to go back a few hours (within reason) let me know in a MM...I will make a final announcment on the time tomorrow, as I will also have to make sure a new time is ok for the ladies who have all ready paid to be taken in the rear by myself.

Tony notices a lot of women walking in and out of the poker room..Tony knew Kes was in there, so this was not a normal occurance

Kes, I like what you have done.. especially bringing the women to the city and poker club - but I think you need to step back and let a pro talk hold now.

Tony walks up and puts his arms over a few ladies.. smiling and walking them towards his VIP room in the back of the poker club

I think it will be a great event, and of course I know a lot of guys who think women cant even play poker.. *Tony looks around to make sure noone hits him with a purse*.. so this event will prove who can play cards and who will have a shot in the big game for 150 credits!!

Thanks guys and I hope a lot of people enter, play, win and repeat! Las Vegas is home of the entertainment and we are only expanding..keep looking out for the up and coming events!

Tony continues to the back, kicking his shoes off his feet..as Kes scurries and picks them up, tidying the place up for the big event later on..

TIME CHANGE!!!

Due to popular demand...the game time has now been moved back to 02:00 MR time on Monday night (21:00 EST)

This is so I can take as many ladies as possible in the backdoor! 

Few seats still available so get em while there hot!!!

I thanks you.

Kes

Walks back into the announcement area after the tournament, her hips kind of sore, but sitting down without discomfort.  Watching Kes- walk in, she notices his strange walk and smiles at the crowd.  As he slowly sits down, she stands to speak to the crowd.

Well well, it seems like Kes- got in a bit over his head...so to speak.  As you can probably tell from his walk, poor Kes- did not win.  Instead, I got the honor of poking HIM in the rear, over and over again.  

It was magical.

Loses herself, staring at nothing, smiling wide before snapping back to reality.

Anyway, I am excited to have a spot in the big tournament, and what happened between Kes- and I will be burned forever in my memory.  Thank you Kes- and all who created this event.  And a special thanks to Kes- for being a good sport.

Giggles and pats him on the rear as he stands before walking away.

Now that is a nice boss

I hope I never lose the soap around here.

Floyd, I just wish she could have done that before I allowed Kes to have his wicked way with me!

Worst part is, I paid $250,000 for the "pleasure".

Sir some of us just do not know when to say enough is enough.

I am sure KJ made him work for it.