We have several hundred million dollars out on the street at the moment.  To your existing customers we extend our thanks.  As you will know, becoming our customer ensures your partnership.  We look out for our partners, support and encourage our friends, and offer a comprehensive package.

Work with us, and become our Comrades.

Until now, we have only offered loans to previously vetted persons.  These have often been very high value loans, with bespoke interest rates.  We have enjoyed a successful few weeks, and we are now in a position to roll out Phase 2.

We have a series of "off-the-shelf" loans:

$10M, for one week, 20% interest

$25M, for one week, 19% interest

$50M, for one weeks, 18% interest

Simply approach me, with your preferred option, we ask a few questions, then approve or decline your application, or offer an alternative.

Working with us brings a lot of benefits.  We are a powerful family, with a lot of experience and contacts.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Mikhail entered the streets from missing it this past weekend. He had a dear comrade's wedding to attend to. It was a great time with comrades from all around the world. Someone had even brought a soda from the Mother Land. It was called, Leninade. Not only was it delicious but it was quite awesome to see the hammer and sickle on a bottle. Mikhail was looking to open his own soda shop to sell this...

As he approached the streets today, he noticed an associate of his mentioning the Iron Bank and their current loans. The preferred rates he was mentioning were surely some of the best across the nation. Mikhail wanted to make sure he said his piece on the Iron Bank...

"Comrades, the Iron Bank stands strong. Loans have gone out across all fair cities and business has been superb. The professionalism between us and our clients cannot be questioned. We are truly here to help all of those in need to get on their feet. So please, contact CommissarZverev if you need any monetary help or advice. And thank you for thinking about using our services."

Mikhail stepped forward to give an update on the Iron Bank and its finances. He had a Leninade in his hand. He had a few in his personal stash that he kept at his casino. He didn't give them out too much as he awaited for his big shipment using Viktor's trucks. They were supposed to come any day now. As long as they were here by the time of the grand opening of the casino, he was ok. Mikhail took out his ledger from his pocket and stepped forward.

"Comrades, the Iron Bank is operating very well. Our customer base across our nation has been extensive to say the least. The rates above are still going on so please if you need anything approach CommissarZverev for your banking needs. To give everyone an idea of our ventures, the Iron Bank currently has..."

Mikhail looked down at his ledger to get an accurate count.

"The Iron Bank currently has 305 million dollars out on loan. We are doing very well at this moment. Again, please contact Zverev if you need any sort of loan. Thanks comrades!"

The Iron Bank continues to go from strength to strength.  As well as low cost, easy loans, our clients have received bonuses to spend at the Iron Bank's casino, here in Las Vegas.

We continue to offer low cost loans to members of our society.  Our loans are given confidentially, and we have loaned to thugs, as well as leaders of crews.

If you are a leader in need of capital, contact me.  We have in the past partnered with cities to help them grow.

I have said it before and will say it again: we are not just a business - we want to develop and nurture this thing with our clients, friends and partners.

I was sitting at my desk at the new casino purchased by the Soviet State, flipping a pen from one pair of finger to the next while looking over some paper work. While in reality I was actually a Consigliere to Godfather Mikhail, on paper I worked as on of the top ranking security offficers for the casino. 

"Fuck sakes." I mumble to myself as I drop my pen on the floor. Just as I bend to pick it up the phone rings. It was one of the number pushers from the Iron Bank.

"Ye, whatcha want? Really? That much dough? These guys have been puttin' in some serious business hours huh? 305 million dollars out? Well that's good to know. Do me a favor will'ya and send me a break down of how much is owed out to who. I want the whole thing, top to bottom. Alright then. Take care. Ciao."

He bent over and picked the pen back up and started spinning it between his fingers once again. He turned around and looked out his large window onto the casino floor.

"Three fuckin' hundred and five million god damn dollars. They probably bought this place for fun..."

a old gambling man nodded his head at the loan establishment and was very happy to see such a business operating in these streets

And as before, we are open for business.

Talk to us about your financing needs.

Love the idea of this Iron bank.

"Keep it up, many like this and hope all are going well in the bank"

Tutte walks out from the bank, happy  to make other people happy he takes up a smoke and walks slowly down the bank-street to his hotel to get a good night sleep.

Blink blinks and thinks. These LV banks could very well have all been funded by stolen money. Blink wonders how many cities were taken down, families were removed, and the regime expansion financing through this illegal activity. Blink thinks they should all be removed from power. What a horrible mess this is!

Blink wanders off hoping justice will prevail and the all Mighty Izzy will do the right thing.

As Blink walks along he notices the jail has the only surviving Godfather in it and wonders who put this guy in jail with his highest henchmen when clearly they are only avoiding the war. Blink thinks this is more underhanded, devious shit from a main player in the Casino scandal. Homer the Harlot will survive to rule this thing of ours. Blink wonders who aided them in jailing them? 

Set them free so they can die like the rest of these thieves!

Simply approach me, with your preferred option, we ask a few questions, then approve or decline your application, or offer an alternative.Working with us brings a lot of benefits.  We are a powerful family, with a lot of experience and contacts.

What a joke. Who was declined?